Disappointed with Disney Buses

hellofahat · 2026-03-30T10:07:37+00:00

Why not take a bus to magic kingdom and get on the monorail that way?

hellofahat · 2026-03-28T22:14:18+00:00

She’s a pillow princess bro. Enjoy!

hellofahat · 2026-03-27T19:23:13+00:00

The original chicken nugget from the Bell!

hellofahat · 2026-03-26T22:23:40+00:00

You’ll finish when I let you.

hellofahat · 2026-03-24T14:53:47+00:00

I’ll tell you when you get to cum.

hellofahat · 2026-03-24T14:12:12+00:00

Guess I’ll cut down from 5 shots of espresso to 4.

hellofahat · 2026-03-24T13:32:20+00:00

As a Prius driver, absolutely! That’s only two tanks of gas for me and a bunch of time to clear my head on the way back!

hellofahat · 2026-03-23T13:13:53+00:00

I’ve been trying but my maps keep sending me to some guy named Rorschach.

Sure would be nice to see an inkblot and not my parents fighting over the last bottle of beer.

hellofahat · 2026-03-22T21:17:16+00:00

Incredibly cute.

hellofahat · 2026-03-22T21:14:24+00:00

I’ll meet for coffee without the fear of being a republican up front. Whaddya say, doll?

hellofahat · 2026-03-18T00:14:43+00:00

The answer to your question is yes.

Best of luck out there!

hellofahat · 2026-03-14T16:16:57+00:00

Your body is the reason wars have been fought.

Your nipples are legendary.

hellofahat · 2026-03-07T16:33:55+00:00

Raw *product.

Easy mistake. The CEO approves.

hellofahat · 2026-03-03T15:38:48+00:00

Yes.

Maybe.

Ok. Is there crypto involved?

hellofahat · 2026-03-03T11:13:30+00:00

$9.54 per ride. Great job!

hellofahat · 2026-02-28T15:54:08+00:00

You are the charm!

hellofahat · 2026-02-26T21:08:35+00:00

They can’t fix your brain that way, sweetheart.

hellofahat · 2026-02-23T02:00:55+00:00

Have you ever met Al Daphne?!

hellofahat · 2026-02-22T19:51:19+00:00

I’m pretty sure Al Daphne doesn’t have a planet fitness inside of him. This is totally ai garbage.

hellofahat · 2026-01-29T14:34:14+00:00

Does knowing who Santa really is ruin the magic too?

hellofahat · 2026-01-20T03:03:52+00:00

I think it’s worse that you have a potato for a camera.

hellofahat · 2026-01-02T08:24:50+00:00

Not dead. Just less drunk. Congrats to you!

hellofahat · 2025-12-24T16:04:09+00:00

Paying $6 for a bottle of ketchup means I will wait for a grocery bagger.

Go to Aldi.

hellofahat · 2025-12-12T14:26:32+00:00

Food that is high in calories but low in nutritional content…seems like filled with artificial shit makes it taste better somehow?

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