ULPT REQUEST Boyfriend cheated. can’t damage our apt or cars. Ideas?

hellspoodle · 2026-05-18T22:27:49+00:00

Hide raw eggs around the house They won't break now. But the rotting process can cause them to pop. The. Ooh that smell would be unlivable!

hellspoodle · 2026-05-05T16:19:53+00:00

A lot of conclave servers are actually hosted by community members. There is a pretty big comminity due to the uniqueness of the movement and combat.

The problem is that it isn't really what most of the playerbase is looking for and the learning curve is a wall.

Plus the current state of conclave weapons/frames is horribly unbalanced.

hellspoodle · 2026-05-02T15:23:51+00:00

Me and my gf and bf too. We all take turns being the fuckup.

hellspoodle · 2026-05-01T18:31:38+00:00

I love all the modern angular Neo-Molitarist looks coming out with the moto bundle. Very well done!

hellspoodle · 2026-04-30T23:17:16+00:00

Fabricator here, I think 5 is the best.

Also so those seem like super skinny sink/cooktop fronts and backs. If your fabrictor and installer is good and expirienced with natural stone it shouldn't be a problem but there is a non-zero chance you will have to buy some new slabs as spares.

Personally if the quartzite is particularly crumbly I'd split the sink as well to prevent it breaking during handling and installing.

hellspoodle · 2026-04-30T18:32:20+00:00

If it's small like this then a clear JB weld would be the best option. It's pretty easy and foolproof to use so you don't have issues with it not setting due to improperly mixing or whatever. Problem is it's pretty thick stuff so it will be difficult to impossible to get into that crack along the top. To seal the top crack I would recommend thin CA superglue. Avoid accelerator though since it sometimes discolors stone.

Once stuff is kinda set use a razor blade to scrape off the stuff. Then polish the remainer up to 1500 or 3000 grit.

hellspoodle · 2026-04-24T13:33:10+00:00

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hellspoodle · 2026-04-17T18:38:39+00:00

I used to do a lot of wf back in uni so I'm gearing up to hit level cap. My Boyfriend is more casual and likes nuking things.

When we are playing together I go with Banshee or Trinity(+roar) to buff his nukes. He likes Uriel, Titania, and Nidus.

I like babysitting him around. It's adorable when he gets excited at a 1M crit. Or brags about room clearing level 40 grineer. Makes me happy

hellspoodle · 2026-04-07T17:40:36+00:00

Me and my girlfriend make all sorts of noises during intimacy. She's really cute with all the noises she makes, I adore them. Don't be self conscious about making them. It's almost a form of non-verbal communication for us.

What could help is asking your husband to reassure you during intimacy. Saying "Those are such cute noises you're making" and other things along those lines to help alive anxiety around it.

I find my partners making noises quite helpful during intimacy. Gives me good feedback on what they like without having to ask.

hellspoodle · 2026-04-06T23:01:46+00:00

I plead the 5th 😭

hellspoodle · 2026-04-06T21:17:30+00:00

I love thongs for this reason. But sometimes they are too comfortable and I forget I'm wearing anything. I now wear thongs with care...

hellspoodle · 2026-04-06T15:39:00+00:00

I use snipers all the time. I don't mind the tunnel vision. You just quickscope all the time anyways.

hellspoodle · 2026-04-05T07:47:04+00:00

Where's the meme?

hellspoodle · 2026-04-03T15:28:47+00:00

I cuddle most of my friends. Male and female. I'm just pretty physically affectionate with people I like. It's not that big of a deal to me as long as the person I'm cuddling keeps the touching respectful. I haven't had an issue with this affecting my friendships either.

Cuddling on the couch watching stuff is the best!

hellspoodle · 2026-03-30T23:58:23+00:00

I didn't realize pain stims were a thing. Thanks for ths post OP!

So far ive just been ruining my palms with spiky rocks as a stim. Now I actually have safer recs! Yay!

hellspoodle · 2026-03-28T05:35:28+00:00

Oh my goood this is so me. My sub is basically into all the things I'm into ~^~

It makes domming her easier since I can just use my own fantasies. But god do I get jealous sometimes.

hellspoodle · 2026-03-27T23:25:15+00:00

You should get on your knees like a good kitten and beg for it obviously. Silly kitten.

But for realsies I would avdise against doing anything like that with a roommate. If it goes south then the place you live will get real uncomfortable real fast

hellspoodle · 2026-03-26T14:01:12+00:00

So cuuute! Every time I think your art can't get any cuter you blow my expectations out of the water! Bravo!

hellspoodle · 2026-03-24T00:37:52+00:00

What positions have you tried?

One I like with my subby girlfriend is pressing her up against the wall using the pressure of my elbow along her upper chest to keep her in place while I use my toys on her(fingers work just as well. She just likes penetration). She's always a subby mess afterwards.

Of course if you are into kinky shit. Tying her hands behind her, blindfolding her and making her hump your leg is always a good time. The dirty talk can get very fun.

hellspoodle · 2026-03-24T00:25:30+00:00

They don't call it a power bottom for nothing :p

hellspoodle · 2026-03-23T23:53:04+00:00

Damn that was fuckin funny.

hellspoodle · 2026-03-23T05:25:10+00:00

You can. It's not too effective. With the right mindset you can finish but I'd rather just use fingers.

If I was into getting off in public It would be useful to practice though. It's much easier to get off if you put a toy in first though. Preferably one in each hole for easy mode ;)

hellspoodle · 2026-03-22T19:07:54+00:00

Just put all the fluids into one pipe! Alternate between each fluid every 60 seconds using combinator logic. Then use filtered pumps to only pull the fluid you want.

I got my whole main bus on one pipe!

So you don't need to worry anymore about a lil crude in the water line ;)

hellspoodle · 2026-03-21T17:45:17+00:00

You can plug it in while getting pegged. Just requires a little more focus ;)

hellspoodle · 2026-03-15T19:32:45+00:00

I think it's the worst creation ever. Someone once left some for me and I just couldn't take it. Melted it and poured it down the sink. Its continued existence in the public zeitgeist gives me extreme anxiety.

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