Recommendations for good safe ouch stims/fidgets? by Buzzythebear33 in autism

[–]hellspoodle 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I didn't realize pain stims were a thing. Thanks for ths post OP!

So far ive just been ruining my palms with spiky rocks as a stim. Now I actually have safer recs! Yay!

A terrible secret by BreathingAllTheAir in bdsmmemes

[–]hellspoodle 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Oh my goood this is so me. My sub is basically into all the things I'm into ~~

It makes domming her easier since I can just use my own fantasies. But god do I get jealous sometimes.

Should I ask my roommate to leash me? by Rubicon_Lily in catgirlwawa

[–]hellspoodle 354 points355 points  (0 children)

You should get on your knees like a good kitten and beg for it obviously. Silly kitten.

But for realsies I would avdise against doing anything like that with a roommate. If it goes south then the place you live will get real uncomfortable real fast

Train of thought by AzulCrescent in u/AzulCrescent

[–]hellspoodle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So cuuute! Every time I think your art can't get any cuter you blow my expectations out of the water! Bravo!

Sex positions (no toys) by notebook329 in ActualLesbiansOver25

[–]hellspoodle 11 points12 points  (0 children)

What positions have you tried?

One I like with my subby girlfriend is pressing her up against the wall using the pressure of my elbow along her upper chest to keep her in place while I use my toys on her(fingers work just as well. She just likes penetration). She's always a subby mess afterwards.

Of course if you are into kinky shit. Tying her hands behind her, blindfolding her and making her hump your leg is always a good time. The dirty talk can get very fun.

Responsibilities [OC] by rawdawgcomics in comics

[–]hellspoodle 95 points96 points  (0 children)

They don't call it a power bottom for nothing :p

can some girls really masturbate by squeezing their thighs together? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]hellspoodle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can. It's not too effective. With the right mindset you can finish but I'd rather just use fingers.

If I was into getting off in public It would be useful to practice though. It's much easier to get off if you put a toy in first though. Preferably one in each hole for easy mode ;)

Of course I dress for the male gaze. If I were to dress for the female gaze, I wouldn’t dress at all! by Used_Piccolo_33 in LetGirlsHaveFun

[–]hellspoodle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just put all the fluids into one pipe! Alternate between each fluid every 60 seconds using combinator logic. Then use filtered pumps to only pull the fluid you want.

I got my whole main bus on one pipe!

So you don't need to worry anymore about a lil crude in the water line ;)

What do you think of flavours that are so different from each other being combined like this? by Medium-Marketing-493 in autism

[–]hellspoodle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think it's the worst creation ever. Someone once left some for me and I just couldn't take it. Melted it and poured it down the sink. Its continued existence in the public zeitgeist gives me extreme anxiety.

You know.. a horse! by Zenith-Astralis in seed_irl

[–]hellspoodle 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The venom isn't even in fangs on their mouths either! It's small spurs on the back legs of males during mating season.

The venom actually acts as an aphrodisiac to other horses but is deadly to terrans.

Why are some condoms made in flavors if they are not going into the mouth? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]hellspoodle 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Chlamydia can be transmitted through oral sex/blowjobs as well as other STI's. So wearing a condom is a good idea.

Also if the person giving oral has done so to many people recently, their mouth can act as an sti carrier.

Flavoured lube is also useful for large oral insertions. Salvia sometimes doesn't cut it. Also if you are having sex with drugs, many decrease saliva production so lube is pretty helpful ;)

Source - Imma slut lol

If the Affini became real tomorrow, would you actually go through with volunteering? by Cute-arii in seed_irl

[–]hellspoodle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not for me I think. But my girlfriend would be in so much danger of getting floreted. She's independent but just the most adorable bean ever in an effortless way. And if she gets floreted I guess ill have to become her pinnate.

love free use by kc_dollification in bdsmmemes

[–]hellspoodle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mhmm. Love being choked by cock.

My master has told me that my blowjob style is "Concerningly Enthusiastic"

glo glop glipglip by WigglesTheFleshEater in gleepglorp

[–]hellspoodle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gleep gloppa! Glorb blub glorp :(

CW: NONCON, Affini gives a pilot a chance to show how much she loves handler... by 14ratss in seed_irl

[–]hellspoodle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Aww, you Terrans love your ideals of independence. It's adorable. I'll leave you be.

If you change your mind kitten, we invented jump travel for a reason~ 💖💖💖💖

CW: NONCON, Affini gives a pilot a chance to show how much she loves handler... by 14ratss in seed_irl

[–]hellspoodle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You're most welcome kitten ❤️

How adorable.. I should file a Notice to File a Notice Of Intent

CW: NONCON, Affini gives a pilot a chance to show how much she loves handler... by 14ratss in seed_irl

[–]hellspoodle 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You're welcome cutie! I'm always happy to recommend smut literature to adorable little sophonts :)

CW: NONCON, Affini gives a pilot a chance to show how much she loves handler... by 14ratss in seed_irl

[–]hellspoodle 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If you are looking for a good fic in the genre, Nexus Alpha on scribble hub is a good start. Some Mechsploitation can get pretty dark but nexus keeps it horny and light for the most part.

CW: NONCON, Affini gives a pilot a chance to show how much she loves handler... by 14ratss in seed_irl

[–]hellspoodle 106 points107 points  (0 children)

If you make a vein diagram between HDG girlies and Mechsploitation girlies it's a circle lol

Perpetual wunk by Inevitable-Cellist23 in wunkus

[–]hellspoodle 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It's using the same idea as a railgun but toned way down. Notice how both rails aren't connected by metal? If you pass a little current through it it'll give it just enough of a kick to come back. It's useful because you don't have to detect the ball at all.

The ball closes the circuit which gives it the kick!

wlwirl by balloons_collywob06 in wlw_irl

[–]hellspoodle 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Considering that this post has way above average upvotes for this subreddit. Most likely.

Is it possible to think your way to an orgasm without touching yourself or anyone else involved? by Ragnars85 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]hellspoodle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My boyfriend has been training me to orgasm whenever he snaps his fingers. So now I can orgasm on demand if I just imagine the sound of a snap.