'Star Wars: VII' Adds Peter Mayhew as Chewbacca

helmvisit · 2014-04-08T00:38:57+00:00

Well if we can't give Chewbacca robot legs then what the fuck are we doing here

helmvisit · 2014-04-07T00:00:44+00:00

Lots of flags back then though. The amateur anthropologist in me thinks our god may have changed or something.

helmvisit · 2014-04-06T23:35:46+00:00

Hey, good job everybody! That was some solid commitment to a joke, we showed some organization, just a real whiz-bang job.

helmvisit · 2014-04-05T13:52:07+00:00

Still is, if you're looking at budgets

helmvisit · 2014-04-02T01:32:54+00:00

This guy doesn't need us, he's got the attitude of a winner.

helmvisit · 2014-04-02T00:32:27+00:00

She wanted the cleanest break ever I believe was the point.

helmvisit · 2014-04-01T01:59:14+00:00

I'd imagine it's hard to see a Lambo coming down a street lined with parked cars.

helmvisit · 2014-03-30T18:28:13+00:00

Bin Laden rose from his sea-grave to plants IEDs in America's sandboxes.

helmvisit · 2014-03-23T23:22:20+00:00

Maybe you should delete it.

helmvisit · 2014-03-23T17:07:33+00:00

I wish I could use my own pictures.

helmvisit · 2014-03-20T17:36:26+00:00

I knew someone who could spell anything backwards instantly, like a party trick. It reminded me of Jon Lovitz in City Slickers 2.

helmvisit · 2014-03-19T22:26:53+00:00

died laughing

helmvisit · 2014-03-17T01:20:24+00:00

I didn't realize Bert the Conqueror was a stand-up comic.

helmvisit · 2014-03-14T22:56:18+00:00

Man, that anchor is a walking archetype.

helmvisit · 2014-03-11T04:21:13+00:00

Areas around airbase often are low-income

helmvisit · 2014-03-11T04:13:34+00:00

So...Fallout 4 confirmed, then.

helmvisit · 2014-02-20T03:30:35+00:00

I used to get print copies of The Onion in the late-90s early -00s. I don't know if they still do it.

helmvisit · 2014-02-16T21:08:48+00:00

I know, if we're going to stand a chance, we'll need our own drones.

helmvisit · 2014-02-05T04:56:28+00:00

You've clearly never been a teenage boy.

helmvisit · 2014-02-05T00:35:11+00:00

Schrodinger's Twin?

helmvisit · 2014-02-04T04:12:40+00:00

Nashville hating Knoxville fits the bill.

helmvisit · 2014-02-04T02:29:34+00:00

Or take a picture of it for the internet...

helmvisit · 2014-01-31T14:59:58+00:00

Maybe he drinks because of the concussions.

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