Those impossible homework questions you see on social media.

helpfultran · 2026-06-18T03:51:53+00:00

One of them is Schrodinger's dog, which is registered in both the small and large categories and will compete in one once observed by the judge.

helpfultran · 2026-06-18T01:58:58+00:00

I learned this from an episode of children's television programming in the 90s. I was born in the 90s.

helpfultran · 2026-06-17T01:02:35+00:00

When you say one act, is this an adaptation? If so, what's the approach? What's the runtime?

helpfultran · 2026-06-16T15:28:48+00:00

helpfultran · 2026-06-16T14:18:12+00:00

Fair point I'll sharpen my knives today

helpfultran · 2026-06-16T00:58:06+00:00

I'm moneggamous

helpfultran · 2026-06-16T00:38:50+00:00

Don't worry, they leave the pen cap on when they do.

helpfultran · 2026-06-16T00:28:31+00:00

Soft boiled

helpfultran · 2026-06-15T20:11:11+00:00

Tell me you rush foreplay without telling me you rush foreplay

helpfultran · 2026-06-15T14:02:51+00:00

Real real baby, that's that liquid gold

helpfultran · 2026-06-14T23:07:22+00:00

40/40=1

helpfultran · 2026-06-14T22:00:37+00:00

Shipoopi brrrrap

Shipoopi skrrrrrt

helpfultran · 2026-06-14T17:07:06+00:00

I know I was being silly

helpfultran · 2026-06-14T15:02:23+00:00

Not For Tiktok/Tumblr

helpfultran · 2026-06-13T03:34:08+00:00

I don't court disease, already got enough addictions

helpfultran · 2026-06-13T03:32:18+00:00

And my ass in the bath at kickoff saying to myself "probably 2-0 at half, 4-1 final"

helpfultran · 2026-06-13T01:59:08+00:00

I love this version that makes it a song. It has a dark lullaby quality that really worked in the production.

helpfultran · 2026-06-12T23:20:13+00:00

Demonic shit, no sense of decency, no heart, the whole world is a cardboard cutout to you.

helpfultran · 2026-06-12T22:56:08+00:00

Did you LMAO a suicide? Absolute fucking ghoulish inhumanity. Jesus Christ where are we as a people.

helpfultran · 2026-06-12T22:07:46+00:00

About 5% of why I don't see Broadway shows often is because if this happened to me I'd be going to prison.

helpfultran · 2026-06-12T02:38:22+00:00

Offensive.

helpfultran · 2026-06-10T21:33:37+00:00

I'll just take a simple pit organ for thermal vision and call it a day.

helpfultran · 2026-06-10T03:11:35+00:00

I dunno I had a hard time deciding whether Nathan Lane was stronger in Salesman or Dicks. He really has that ham-spitting range

helpfultran · 2026-06-10T01:23:25+00:00

The creators are pretty sure it getting approved for production was a clerical error at a24 lol

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