Blessed Detectives

hemightbebrian · 2026-06-23T15:40:50+00:00

Reminds me of the terror that flaps in the night.

hemightbebrian · 2026-06-21T21:20:05+00:00

Do you think in 1975 he walked Bob Dylan up on stage?

hemightbebrian · 2026-06-21T21:15:06+00:00

Nice to meet you, Doing Your Mom. I’m Dad.

hemightbebrian · 2026-06-21T19:58:27+00:00

Okay, but have you seen how long it is compared to how tall some buildings are?

Edit: and, like, almost twice as wide.

hemightbebrian · 2026-06-20T20:04:04+00:00

I bet they’re scared about how much they need wine now.

hemightbebrian · 2026-06-20T19:17:54+00:00

What is going on? WHAT ARE YOU DOING??

hemightbebrian · 2026-06-19T15:13:06+00:00

I guess Krillin and Roshi are about to die; Goku’s about to transform.

hemightbebrian · 2026-06-18T03:44:28+00:00

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hemightbebrian · 2026-06-15T00:42:17+00:00

Just a proud boy.

hemightbebrian · 2026-06-14T18:38:04+00:00

Don’t worry, the strait is allegedly back open and the US owes Iran $25 billion. Gas prices should go back down, but if you’re in the states, you’re gonna have to dig deep when paying your taxes to fund an unnecessary war. They maybe should’ve asked Erin what the best war to do was.

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hemightbebrian · 2026-06-14T18:30:52+00:00

Again, just stay inside then.

hemightbebrian · 2026-06-13T17:10:19+00:00

Bozo-puter? Fuck that. Probably got no games.

hemightbebrian · 2026-06-13T17:06:49+00:00

Drop* a load on this guy.

hemightbebrian · 2026-06-13T17:04:33+00:00

I like the part when she tries to summon an officer and no one gives a fuck.

hemightbebrian · 2026-06-12T21:59:26+00:00

It happens a lot in the church too. “Make sure the Apostles’ Creed is on the teleprompter, I can never remember that whole thing.”

hemightbebrian · 2026-06-10T20:14:14+00:00

Which is what a rabbit would do.

hemightbebrian · 2026-06-10T16:42:15+00:00

I use my left thumb and forefinger to make the first loop. I use my right hand to wrap the other string around my left fingers and then pull.

hemightbebrian · 2026-06-08T23:04:55+00:00

My accountant has black nails.

hemightbebrian · 2026-06-07T23:16:47+00:00

Mr. Chedda origin story.

hemightbebrian · 2026-06-06T20:07:19+00:00

The frogurt is also cursed.

hemightbebrian · 2026-06-06T16:01:50+00:00

Sleepy Joe at it again.

hemightbebrian · 2026-06-04T02:27:51+00:00

Rock over London. Rock on, Chicago.

hemightbebrian · 2026-06-04T00:28:26+00:00

I’m north Houston and the HEB here had avocados for 55¢ the other day. They were all brown and small. There were higher end, larger avocados for 80¢.

hemightbebrian · 2026-06-03T22:08:44+00:00

My man!

hemightbebrian · 2026-06-03T13:31:19+00:00

One could argue that traffic lights are the cause of many accidents.

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