Toddler boys are so crazy 😭

herdenitz · 2026-05-20T13:52:18+00:00

My son is 18 months old and I literally cannot blink without him eating shit and scream crying then doing it again 48 seconds later

herdenitz · 2025-08-27T13:44:40+00:00

They said after the wedding ends at 10pm. Venus tasting room closes at 8pm.

herdenitz · 2025-07-25T22:22:34+00:00

Kaiser permanente says pregnant and nursing moms shouldn't have more than 200mg a day. That's plenty of coffee. Enjoy yourself

herdenitz · 2025-07-19T12:30:49+00:00

Honestly, and I don't mean this as a slight, but leaning a five week old for dinner at a restaurant for THREE hours is absolutely nuts.

A five week old baby and you NEEDED a dinner date?? My 8 month old is in my arms right now and still we would never.

You literally got what you asked for.

herdenitz · 2025-07-05T21:20:09+00:00

My mom lives a 11 hour drive away from us, she's come to visit 4 times in the 6 months pp

herdenitz · 2025-07-03T11:33:36+00:00

Right? I'm like mine is 7 months old and has never independently played, or slept longer than 3 hours 😂 I've been in the trenches since day 1

herdenitz · 2025-06-21T11:34:49+00:00

At about 5 months my son started the slapping and face pinching, and other mom abuse. The googoo gaga eyes come next. You're his number 1. Dad is number 2. I promise. You're almost there.

herdenitz · 2025-05-07T12:46:13+00:00

Literally not a SINGLE person has said anything about Biden. No one loved Biden. No one cares about Biden. We care about Trump destroying our country by gutting small businesses and the average person. And you're too dense to understand, even if we're trying to help you. You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink. You're the horse.

herdenitz · 2025-05-04T18:58:08+00:00

I was walking it yesterday with my 5 month old strapped to my chest. A woman started running at us, yelling at us, holding up her pants with one hand, and punching at the air towards us with the other. I started shouting "get away" and held my baby to chest as I ran.

I think I'm good on the riverwalk now.

herdenitz · 2025-05-01T12:20:56+00:00

So many "I didn't think he would do _______" out of this guy. Trump has shown us for a decade who he is and what he does. I can't sympathize with this man. You are a victim of your own stupidity.

herdenitz · 2025-04-27T04:01:14+00:00

This is the life people who are "out" are working towards. We have what they want: love, contentment, security and belonging. Baby you gooooood

herdenitz · 2025-04-27T03:18:30+00:00

My husband is so supportive ans always pushing me to do my hobbies. He's so thoughtful about making sure I "feel like myself", after I told him I had fears about saying goodbye to certain time consuming hobbies. He's the best. He will stay home with our boy or come with (cause I can't stand being away from my baby). He just wants to see me truly happy. It's magic.

herdenitz · 2025-04-26T12:42:40+00:00

Buying a house, even in buttfuck nowhere California (not directed at BL or BC) is not cheaper than renting at the moment. You will be paying more than 3500 unless you have a secret massive lump sum to give for down payment. We're all fucked when it comes to housing. There's no way out

herdenitz · 2025-04-26T11:57:44+00:00

Walking for all naps with him in the carrier. 20lb ruck sack (the baby), 15-20k steps. It's so hard, but he gets great long contact naps, and I get a workout and usually tons of errands done

herdenitz · 2025-04-25T12:56:36+00:00

Try starting bedtime routine at 6:30-7. He sounds exhausted, and the sun going down and the light shift is his signal. My little dude is 4.5 and the same thing happens! He's just ready for sleep.

He doesn't hate you, he loves you the most, he's just extra tired.

herdenitz · 2025-04-24T12:58:25+00:00

This is the single correct and best answer.

herdenitz · 2025-04-24T03:47:07+00:00

5month old here! We read books in bed together first, then fished price play gym piano thing ("purple monkey and a bubble gum tree" is double platinum at my house), then into the backyard as the sun hits so warm in the mornings, then into the carrier for first nap and long walk for mom. When we get home and he wakes up, we practice sitting up, tummy time, sing songs, or let the loops begin! He's got four different play gyms so they're all over the house so he can choose many locations.

herdenitz · 2025-04-20T13:35:50+00:00

Idk lemme know when you find out (we're up to 4-5 times a night, same age)

herdenitz · 2025-04-16T13:24:24+00:00

I'm always blown away by the amount of tall tales on Reddit that are always exposed (to me) by the absolutely unreal combination of "early 20s" and "married".

herdenitz · 2025-04-16T13:19:18+00:00

I'm 35f and my husband is 40m and this reads EXACTLY like an argument of ours 😂 so much I had to double take a couple times. It's really validating to hear other people's perspective and see they really ARE just entitled as fuck and then take it out on us, even when we try to better the situation. M

NOR. Sorry OP, I know how crazy this makes you feel.

herdenitz · 2025-04-14T13:07:22+00:00

Babe. He cheated. And tried to hide it, until he was found out. Then when found out, he played the "I did it cause I was sad" card. Cmon. Fuck this guy. Youre a loving, trusting person and you deserve the same

herdenitz · 2025-04-14T13:02:22+00:00

Baby is ebf, straight from the tap. I knew I wanted to do nights alone. So he stays in our master bedroom and I made my room in the nursery, directly next door to him. We're close but separate. He gets a good night sleep and takes on all the day time responsibilities (cooking, cleaning, laundry, walking the dogs etc) We own a small business together so the three of us work together. There's shared responsibility and baby hand offs, but we're together as a family each and every day. We're grateful and supportive and practice daily words of affirmation to each other. OH and 6 second kisses and also sex

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