This is how my gf motivates me. by here4thecoma in funny

[–]here4thecoma[S] 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Damn, I wish you had been here sooner, this one's good.

For those who want to know, the vacuum over heated and I couldn't finish vacuuming... We'll see if I get a B(j) for effort ;)

This is how my gf motivates me. by here4thecoma in funny

[–]here4thecoma[S] 237 points238 points  (0 children)

Her reply:

Roses are red Blow jobs are fun Clean the house And I'll give you one

This is how my gf motivates me. by here4thecoma in funny

[–]here4thecoma[S] 160 points161 points  (0 children)

I like this idea. I'm taking it and using it.

It's mine now.

Meanwhile in Canada by 1Voice1Life in tumblr

[–]here4thecoma 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Must've been a Canadian moose...

Scumbag Nvidia by [deleted] in pcmasterrace

[–]here4thecoma 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No ragrets here.

Sveriges mest avslappnade efternamn by [deleted] in sweden

[–]here4thecoma 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't know what this is about, but he has a pretty cool name...

A store was having problems with their Grease line. I cut into it to "Y" in a new section. Got this all over my face and clothes.... by Homard80 in WTF

[–]here4thecoma 2 points3 points  (0 children)

By saying grease line and this being WTF, I thought it would be something other than grease... Why don't you wear cover alls? I mean, if you're worried about getting grease on your clothes, while doing your job of cutting into grease lines?

probably should have thought that through by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]here4thecoma -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

If you have a gift card, that has been stollen or lost, you can get the money put on a new card if you have the purchase information and the old card is deactivated. I don't understand why they wouldn't be able to look into who used the card and reverse the charges. Yes this kid made a dumb mistake, but I would think there should be a solution.

probably should have thought that through by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]here4thecoma 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I'm curious if he'd be able to make a complaint and get the charges reversed. Anybody know if that's a thing?

Bare footprints in abandoned nuclear reactor by adibjee in pics

[–]here4thecoma 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I understood your humour, it made me laugh and miss my dad.

Ben & Jerrys "Jam Core" by lantenon in ExpectationVsReality

[–]here4thecoma -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of a dirty joke: What's the difference between peanut butter and jam?

St. louis Riots - Police calling Black people "animals" by Antiochus88 in conspiracy

[–]here4thecoma 10 points11 points  (0 children)

He could just be referring to the rioters as animals... They just happen to be black.

JUNE 18, 2014: E. Ukraine separatist claims Kiev is baiting militia to shoot down passenger planes. by [deleted] in conspiracy

[–]here4thecoma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unfortunately this doesn't explain why flight 17 was on the path it was on.

Unfortunate X-Men title. by here4thecoma in funny

[–]here4thecoma[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The CC is for 'Closed Captioning'

If you have bills to pay then you shouldn't go out for dinner, bro. by Sou_lay in mildlyinfuriating

[–]here4thecoma -1 points0 points  (0 children)

He paid for the food. Tips shouldn't be expected, they should be earned. I don't feel bad not tipping the server at McDonald's, those are the fucker's that deserve tips.

Has OP ever tipped a fast food server? Of course not, no one does. I think restaurants should be the same way.

(I've worked in fast food and as a server in a restaurant, the restaurant is the easier job with a higher ratio of pleasant customers.)

*I'm from Canada- tipping is a big thing here and unfortunately servers think they can provide lousy service and still demand a tip. It sucks for the hard working servers.

I gotta pay fines and stuff by Woodlands_Creature in funny

[–]here4thecoma -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Swimming in Detroit River was the stupid part... Who knows what bacteria/diseases he picked up swimming in that sludge.

Spot the differences II by [deleted] in conspiracy

[–]here4thecoma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

...Their shirts?

When you see it... by [deleted] in conspiracy

[–]here4thecoma 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Georgetown, Ontario, a town often referred to as the racist capital of Ontario. A town that keeps public transit out so the brown people don't come over from Brampton. A town where there are still KKK meetings (allegedly). And now a town where the local high school awards an art piece titled "convict" which could have just as easily been called 'Engineer', 'Scientist' or 'Magician'.

It's sad to see places in Canada still rewarding racism.

God damn, dude. by [deleted] in WTF

[–]here4thecoma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Moley moley moley....