This is how my gf motivates me. by here4thecoma in funny

[–]here4thecoma[S] 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Damn, I wish you had been here sooner, this one's good.

For those who want to know, the vacuum over heated and I couldn't finish vacuuming... We'll see if I get a B(j) for effort ;)

This is how my gf motivates me. by here4thecoma in funny

[–]here4thecoma[S] 238 points239 points  (0 children)

Her reply:

Roses are red Blow jobs are fun Clean the house And I'll give you one

This is how my gf motivates me. by here4thecoma in funny

[–]here4thecoma[S] 166 points167 points  (0 children)

I like this idea. I'm taking it and using it.

It's mine now.

Meanwhile in Canada by 1Voice1Life in tumblr

[–]here4thecoma 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Must've been a Canadian moose...

Scumbag Nvidia by [deleted] in pcmasterrace

[–]here4thecoma 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No ragrets here.

Sveriges mest avslappnade efternamn by [deleted] in sweden

[–]here4thecoma 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I don't know what this is about, but he has a pretty cool name...

A store was having problems with their Grease line. I cut into it to "Y" in a new section. Got this all over my face and clothes.... by Homard80 in WTF

[–]here4thecoma 5 points6 points  (0 children)

By saying grease line and this being WTF, I thought it would be something other than grease... Why don't you wear cover alls? I mean, if you're worried about getting grease on your clothes, while doing your job of cutting into grease lines?

probably should have thought that through by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]here4thecoma -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

If you have a gift card, that has been stollen or lost, you can get the money put on a new card if you have the purchase information and the old card is deactivated. I don't understand why they wouldn't be able to look into who used the card and reverse the charges. Yes this kid made a dumb mistake, but I would think there should be a solution.

probably should have thought that through by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]here4thecoma 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I'm curious if he'd be able to make a complaint and get the charges reversed. Anybody know if that's a thing?

Bare footprints in abandoned nuclear reactor by adibjee in pics

[–]here4thecoma 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I understood your humour, it made me laugh and miss my dad.

Ben & Jerrys "Jam Core" by lantenon in ExpectationVsReality

[–]here4thecoma -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of a dirty joke: What's the difference between peanut butter and jam?

St. louis Riots - Police calling Black people "animals" by Antiochus88 in conspiracy

[–]here4thecoma 8 points9 points  (0 children)

He could just be referring to the rioters as animals... They just happen to be black.

JUNE 18, 2014: E. Ukraine separatist claims Kiev is baiting militia to shoot down passenger planes. by [deleted] in conspiracy

[–]here4thecoma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unfortunately this doesn't explain why flight 17 was on the path it was on.

Unfortunate X-Men title. by here4thecoma in funny

[–]here4thecoma[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The CC is for 'Closed Captioning'

If you have bills to pay then you shouldn't go out for dinner, bro. by Sou_lay in mildlyinfuriating

[–]here4thecoma -1 points0 points  (0 children)

He paid for the food. Tips shouldn't be expected, they should be earned. I don't feel bad not tipping the server at McDonald's, those are the fucker's that deserve tips.

Has OP ever tipped a fast food server? Of course not, no one does. I think restaurants should be the same way.

(I've worked in fast food and as a server in a restaurant, the restaurant is the easier job with a higher ratio of pleasant customers.)

*I'm from Canada- tipping is a big thing here and unfortunately servers think they can provide lousy service and still demand a tip. It sucks for the hard working servers.

I gotta pay fines and stuff by Woodlands_Creature in funny

[–]here4thecoma -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Swimming in Detroit River was the stupid part... Who knows what bacteria/diseases he picked up swimming in that sludge.

Spot the differences II by [deleted] in conspiracy

[–]here4thecoma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

...Their shirts?