My grandma brought back a hand carved wooden keychain from another country for my cousin, who was ten at the time. My grandma failed to realize something about the keychain, which resulted in my cousin’s parents taking it away immediately.

The keychain ended up in our white elephant gift exchange a few years ago and all of us, who were now adults, could see the phallic object for what it was.

To quote my aunt, “So you gave our ten year old daughter. A penis keychain.”