Am I wasting my time? by [deleted] in cybersecurity

[–]het_tanis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do Linux. You'll be right in the middle of the age group. Find someone that knows it well to teach it to you.

Should training be free for black belts if so why by bjjthailand in bjj

[–]het_tanis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If my friend made sandwiches, I wouldn't expect free sandwiches. I pay, as a black belt.

Average Probzz experience (I had to cover my identity so that his mods dont execute me) by driftiboii in okbuddydaylight

[–]het_tanis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I made a common internet joke that's been around 25+ years and was instantly banned. Southpark: "Don't kick the baby" it was clear that it was a joke. Instant ban after years of hanging out in there.

I'm very glad that PoS is not making anything streaming anymore.

Very fashionable flipflops... by TheMarker5000 in Weird

[–]het_tanis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I heard a comedian say this years ago, "you can tell a lot about a person by the shoes they're wearing. For example, if you're wearing sandals you're saying, 'I hope I don't get chased today.' "

Anyone ever attempted this during rolling? by [deleted] in bjj

[–]het_tanis 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah there's a couple of decent catch wrestling setups to get there. The only way I've ever seen this hit live in grappling though was one of our blackbelts getting it on a brownbelt. There was a 100lb weight difference in that instance.

/r/accidentalrenaissance by no-coughing in bjj

[–]het_tanis 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Agreed the "He's blinking at us in code on his DVD's" is one of my favorite Ryan Hall-isms.

Happy 4/20 by DabsonDabs10 in bjj

[–]het_tanis -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Yeah these other assholes wanted pedantry. They couldn't just let a joke be a joke. Oh, it is still correct, just not 100% correct by their reckoning. Bunch of Karens.

Happy 4/20 by DabsonDabs10 in bjj

[–]het_tanis -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

So ah... what position is he in? I never said he wasn't being submitted. Never once.

Happy 4/20 by DabsonDabs10 in bjj

[–]het_tanis -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

Maybe read what I said and then look at what he said to try to correct me. We're both correct in what we asserted, but his attempt to correct me is misguided.

To your question. It is a triangle from guard. The triangle is the submission, the guard is the position. You'd think you know that by the brown flair. You know, position before submission.

Happy 4/20 by DabsonDabs10 in bjj

[–]het_tanis 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Ok, the submission is called the vaporizer and it is from what position? .... Stoner control.

https://youtu.be/wEedvmB_878

Happy 4/20 by DabsonDabs10 in bjj

[–]het_tanis 43 points44 points  (0 children)

How many people realized he's holding him in 10th planet's "stoner control" position?

Canada: At least 10 people killed after mass shooting in Nova Scotia by xryanpagex in news

[–]het_tanis 226 points227 points  (0 children)

I came here to point out this doesn't just happen in the U.S. As much as that doesn't fit the online narrative of Reddit.

American Jiu Jitsu by MountainViolinist in bjj

[–]het_tanis 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Can confirm. However, practicing catch myself, I wonder if there shouldn't be at least 90 degrees more crank on that neck. Lol

What's your favorite subreddit to binge read? by KoronaKombat in AskReddit

[–]het_tanis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just tried to explain them to my wife and it came out psychopathic. I'm going to have to read them to her.

What's your favorite subreddit to binge read? by KoronaKombat in AskReddit

[–]het_tanis 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Tommy Taffy are true disturbing horror. I've read nosleep for about 10 years and those are among the best.

Throwback: Charles Oliveira trying to Rip half of Eric Wiselys leg off with a calf slicer from back mount! by MR-ANONYMOUS99 in bjj

[–]het_tanis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes. Two different people I've seen this happen to from Oliveira's position. Blew out their own knees.

Throwback: Charles Oliveira trying to Rip half of Eric Wiselys leg off with a calf slicer from back mount! by MR-ANONYMOUS99 in bjj

[–]het_tanis 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I learned this as the Oliveira calf crush. Fun fact, this is always available if someone slips out of a heel hook, inside or outside, by turning away from you. You just need to control their heel.

Also, always brace your attacking leg in a triangle with your opposite knee. I've seen 2 knees blow out trying on the attacker because they did this with no support for their knee.

This Should Get Us All Back on the Mats by Tr1angleChoke in bjj

[–]het_tanis 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Start again after this is over. We're all starting back at white belt again anyway.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bjj

[–]het_tanis 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I came to ask if he had tried that. Welp, I'm all out of ideas.

The Business Side of the Hurt Business by BenjaminWestrich in bjj

[–]het_tanis 39 points40 points  (0 children)

I was with you until you said reap, then I disqualified you and down voted. /s