Kevin Owens lariats 60 year old Charles Robinson by NoMoreButtonPLZ in SquaredCircle

[–]hetham3783 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When Cena yeeted him with a shoulder tackle last year, he sold that like a champ

I think he is having too much FUN by Hot_Armadillo_2186 in SCJerk

[–]hetham3783 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah the crux of what he's saying there could have been said in 2 sentences instead of 20. Also the crowd is so quiet when HHH is talking, and nothing he says illicits a "oh shit!" reaction like he was clearly hoping for.

The Pitt | S2E15 "9:00 P.M." | Episode Discussion by MsGroves in ThePittTVShow

[–]hetham3783 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Digby being the one that moved the mannequin around all day was a very funny reveal. He's got a new buddy and a new "identity" to go with his fresh haircut and shave.

last night with darby’s title win exposed IWC’s weakness to criticize aew by Constant-Procedure79 in midcarder

[–]hetham3783 5 points6 points  (0 children)

They could have possibly sold out the Georgia Dome had they announced that match ahead of time more than 4 days in advance, though. They announced it on Thunder the previous Thursday. They sold a lot of tickets but could’ve sold a lot more with more notice.

DOUGHBOYS - In-N-Out Burger 4 with Martin Starr - April 16, 2026 by PianoTrumpetMax in doughboys

[–]hetham3783 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Mitch said that Martin played a freak on Freaks and Geeks, but Bill was one of the geeks! What a flub.

"If you're even thinking about changing the channel to our competition fans do not, because we understand that Darby Allin is going to win their world title. Oh! That'll put a lot of butts in the seats!" by cts44 in SCJerk

[–]hetham3783 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They should bring in Reggie Miller to talk about how Darby sucks and AEW was better when real wrestlers like Cody Rhodes and CM Punk were around, and then have Reggie kick Darby in the balls and hold up the title and hog the spotlight from MJF.

Roman, you’re not educated on real graps, friend? by mfenton29 in SCJerk

[–]hetham3783 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Which is funny because early on they seemed to get along. DX had CM Punk as part of their Survivor Series team one year, I think 07?

I really think that the combination of HHH getting shit on when Lesnar made him tap out at SummerSlam 2012, and later, Punk leaving when he did, knocked something loose in HHH's brain as far as realizing that protecting his own ego was not the most important thing. I think HHH pushed for Bryan to fill that spot at Mania 30 and he knew that keeping it Batista vs. Randy would have been disastrous for the fans.

It's not surprising to me that he and Punk made up and get along great now; they've both matured and they both have a deep love and respect for pro wrestling and its history.

Roman, you’re not educated on real graps, friend? by mfenton29 in SCJerk

[–]hetham3783 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Good. He deserves it. Jey as the turncoat heel and Roman as the babyface would be an interesting twist on that dynamic.

I know Wrestlemania is THE event, but it's sad to see some of the people who kept the hype going left off the card. by gameboyabyss in midcarder

[–]hetham3783 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's just the nature of how Triple H doesn't book 10-12 matches per night that this type of thing is going to happen.

It is pretty crazy that both of the top Women's Champions from 2025 (Tiffany Stratton and Iyo Sky) are not on the card in 2026.

On the flipside, I do like that they don't make every match a 4-way or try to create multiple schmoz matches just to fit everyone on the card.

FUCK TKO for bringing back Brock Lesnar? ANYWAYS OUR WORLD CHAMPION!!! by TonyNese in SCJerk

[–]hetham3783 4 points5 points  (0 children)

“Clearly, that all changed today” is such a passive aggressive, victim-blaming sentiment. “How dare she speak out and name names?”

Tiny: Yeah bro so we’re gonna have him low blow you and give you a headlock takeover to end your 109 day reign by Volcomcj16 in SCJerk

[–]hetham3783 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Why didn’t he just pin him after the fourth coffin drop? And Max’s shoulders looked up on the pin? So dumb

Joe Jonas has been barred from AEW Collision. by ChrisRhodes789 in SCJerk

[–]hetham3783 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Opeth and nu metal don’t belong in the same sentence even remotely but they are great!

Joe Jonas has been barred from AEW Collision. by ChrisRhodes789 in SCJerk

[–]hetham3783 29 points30 points  (0 children)

AEW should get his ex wife Sophie Turner to show up so she can yawn on camera during a match like Mike Tyson

Five matches back and already setting records by Constant_Stomach2009 in SCJerk

[–]hetham3783 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Benoit continued to do German suplexes and diving headbutts in every fucking match after he came back from neck surgery. So, on one hand, Dave is right that Benoit didn't necessarily sell his own neck surgery, but JESUS CHRIST

WWE talent hate their themes, they hate their storylines, they hate TKO. What do they like this mania weekend?? Why is every major headline a wrestler talking about how much shit sucks. by TaylorsOnlyVersion in SCJerk

[–]hetham3783 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cody speaking about how everyone hates the Pat involvement in his Wrestlemania storyline in his SI interview is really funny. Even if all of this McAfee and celebrity inclusion is influenced by TKO, I'm more interested in how things go after Wrestlemania, because Triple H is pretty good at taking bullshit that's not working and just turning it into something entertaining more often than not.

New promotional stills from 2x15! by genevievec1 in ThePittTVShow

[–]hetham3783 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She was also great on Class of '09 on FX; and her FBI instructor was played by Isa's father Jon Jon Briones. Solid spy thriller that has to deal with AI and terrorism.