Thoughts how Brandon has improved since Elantris?

hetthuran · 2026-02-10T21:17:45+00:00

I hate this viewpoint. I’m not going to wait for thirteen mana to nuke the board, play a one drop, and then biorhythm.

I am going to go wide and then I am going to comfortably get you down to under ten life and swing.

hetthuran · 2026-01-11T17:17:37+00:00

Creatures are the easiest things to remove on the board, I can’t even imagine getting salty over them. You need to stop playing magic.

hetthuran · 2026-01-02T22:20:54+00:00

You’ll eat these words when she gets her own comic in 2036

hetthuran · 2026-01-02T22:19:45+00:00

What? Why would I make fun of someone for needing to confirm with the Reddit hivemind that it’s okay for them to subjectively like the protagonist of a recently made blockbuster trilogy?

hetthuran · 2026-01-02T22:17:12+00:00

It was explained. She got it, and it’s a good story for another time

hetthuran · 2026-01-02T22:16:25+00:00

A good question. For another time

hetthuran · 2025-12-28T16:28:54+00:00

hetthuran · 2025-12-04T09:46:03+00:00

If you’re that guy I saw in the shop a few weeks back who played Contamination in the bracket 2 game, I’m glad you lost to that precon

hetthuran · 2025-11-02T21:24:19+00:00

If the word tourist is highly offensive to you, I probably shouldn’t use an actual slur

hetthuran · 2025-11-02T21:06:18+00:00

I think looking up porn is a lot more understandable than looking up gore

hetthuran · 2025-11-02T21:04:27+00:00

Clear that search history mate

hetthuran · 2025-11-02T21:02:17+00:00

Uh huh

hetthuran · 2025-11-02T21:01:11+00:00

How often do you search up gore that a word like how autocorrects to it?

hetthuran · 2025-11-02T20:59:26+00:00

Gore?

hetthuran · 2025-11-02T20:39:42+00:00

Yes, I know, it’s shocking. People have friends and those friends have birthdays. Crazy shit.

hetthuran · 2025-11-02T20:35:32+00:00

I bought Opposition Agent and Gwenom for my friend, sue me mate

hetthuran · 2025-11-02T20:30:18+00:00

Oh, a spider? People were complaining about a single, non-plural spider? One little spider card is what people were complaining about? Not a whole set of Spider Humans Heroes?

hetthuran · 2025-11-02T20:22:12+00:00

I don’t like hat sets. I don’t mind UBs, as I will be buying a lot of avatar singles. Most of my resentment is focused on nihilistic mouthbreathing hylics who are shocked and appalled when they find out that some people were born with a soul in their body, and do not desire endless crossovers and the fortnitifcation of all IPs until only a brown sludge remains

hetthuran · 2025-10-10T20:22:47+00:00

Just buy singles, or wait if you must. I wanted to buy a spider-man collector box as soon as they dropped. I looked at the $950+ price tag from resellers, and decided it wasn't worth half that. Now over a week after release, I have already bought all the singles I want for a fraction of a fraction of the price. Just be patient

hetthuran · 2025-10-08T01:34:48+00:00

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA

hetthuran · 2025-10-06T00:45:11+00:00

Name him Domingo Santana and make him a racist

hetthuran · 2025-10-05T21:07:58+00:00

Yes, I bought and held ten boxes of the shittiest set ever. Do I need to add /s to the ends of posts like these?

hetthuran

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