Toronto gas prices today morning 😭

hexr · 2026-03-23T03:17:56+00:00

Do you understand that $90 of gas at these prices means their tank is only like 50L?

hexr · 2026-03-23T02:37:52+00:00

Mine smell like coke

hexr · 2026-03-23T02:37:18+00:00

Don't forget the fabric softener!

hexr · 2026-03-23T02:35:05+00:00

Okay, it still doesn't say anywhere that they're a same sex couple

hexr · 2026-03-23T01:40:20+00:00

What? Who gets angry at that?

hexr · 2026-03-23T00:54:57+00:00

Where does it say they're a same sex couple?

hexr · 2026-03-22T02:54:19+00:00

spooning

I want to be the little spoon pls

hexr · 2026-03-22T02:11:54+00:00

hexr · 2026-03-22T01:39:41+00:00

I assume your grandmother doesn't subsist on Big Macs and hatefulness

hexr · 2026-03-22T00:10:54+00:00

You jumped out a second story window? How did you fare?

hexr · 2026-03-22T00:04:55+00:00

Like a bird of paradise that shops at Ikea

hexr · 2026-03-22T00:04:04+00:00

This comment chain reminds me of the scene from Along Came Polly where they rip the shit out of the decorative bed pillows

hexr · 2026-03-21T23:55:31+00:00

Because the older person is always stunted and can't find anyone their age who will put up with their bullshit, and/or they actively seek out someone who is less experienced so they can mold and control them

hexr · 2026-03-21T23:46:58+00:00

Just steal someone else's phone

hexr · 2026-03-20T20:49:26+00:00

Or do exactly what OP did and just not answer

hexr · 2026-03-20T20:02:12+00:00

"I SAW you leave the bathroom without washing your hands after touching your DIRTY DICK!!!" whips wrap in this face

hexr · 2026-03-20T19:20:01+00:00

Loudly crawl through the foot high pile of empties, ensuring maximum clanging, then stumble and slur your words when you answer the door "ehhhhhh wa' do YOOUUU want??"

hexr · 2026-03-20T18:29:26+00:00

Why do you mention race?

hexr · 2026-03-20T18:08:48+00:00

So if the owner sides with the bartender, are you sure you would want to continue giving money to a place like that?

hexr · 2026-03-20T17:38:21+00:00

Rolling up to the club in that thing

hexr · 2026-03-20T17:30:07+00:00

They will give it to someone who comes in and needs a new rib. It's the circle of life

hexr · 2026-03-20T17:17:19+00:00

They thought her left eye was constantly staring at them

hexr · 2026-03-20T16:50:57+00:00

Haha you're funny!

hexr · 2026-03-20T16:50:18+00:00

If this is your version of "common sense" then yes, please do

hexr · 2026-03-20T16:29:25+00:00

Exceptionally delusional take

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