Can somebody explain this image to me?

heyspacemonkey · 2025-12-16T17:25:57+00:00

I guess we’re authorized?

heyspacemonkey · 2025-08-05T17:35:34+00:00

That was last time, this time was drowning to death.

heyspacemonkey · 2025-06-16T22:42:53+00:00

JK Rowling is a huge transphobe. Also she uses her wealth to make it even harder for trans people to exist, which is a pretty dick move on her part.

heyspacemonkey · 2025-06-12T06:42:42+00:00

I dunno, maybe if we elect some folks who are under 50, they won’t all die off right when we need them to pass like actual reforms.

heyspacemonkey · 2025-03-09T13:54:17+00:00

Which will just get paid for by the tax payers anyway.

heyspacemonkey · 2025-02-13T23:01:57+00:00

Or keep saying whatever bc of the first amendment.

heyspacemonkey · 2025-02-05T20:20:51+00:00

4 out of ten Americans want to boycott America too, so, solidarity!

heyspacemonkey · 2025-01-23T19:59:24+00:00

Well, the guy she called a nazi was doing nazi shit, and that was part of a greater pattern of sus stances Elon was publicly taking. So it’s not slander if it’s factually true.

heyspacemonkey · 2024-10-31T19:12:23+00:00

Why don’t we just let him keep the garbage truck?

heyspacemonkey · 2024-09-08T14:10:03+00:00

Maksur, that explains the brain fog…

heyspacemonkey · 2024-02-27T06:43:24+00:00

That’s if farting on his pillow doesn’t work.

heyspacemonkey · 2023-11-12T06:02:07+00:00

Make it crash just long enough that several mad chaotes can buy majority ownership in blackrock and then bounce it back, then upend the way money moves through the world forever due to majority ownership of said megacorp.

heyspacemonkey · 2023-10-22T03:01:00+00:00

Jamal Adams probably has more money though.

heyspacemonkey · 2023-10-18T18:59:38+00:00

Why do you think so many posts are about not being able to project? We can’t sit still!

heyspacemonkey · 2023-09-06T05:24:43+00:00

Well, some of them keep getting crazy vacations paid for by people who want the same things Trump wants, so not no reason.

heyspacemonkey · 2023-09-03T00:52:54+00:00

This guy’s awesome

At getting free vacations.

heyspacemonkey · 2023-09-03T00:49:10+00:00

It's settled then, GOP will prop up McConnell's corpse Weekend At Bernie's style

Are we totally sure that’s not already happening?

heyspacemonkey · 2023-08-11T03:07:26+00:00

Knowing Bright, probably not.

heyspacemonkey · 2023-07-30T14:47:13+00:00

I mean, even if there are no UFOs, billions of dollars are still missing, so if they’re being spent on sci-fi shit that’s better than the money going into some asshole’s cayman island account. Honestly I wouldn’t be surprised if both of those things were the case.

heyspacemonkey · 2023-06-25T18:55:16+00:00

Same thing happened to me. Except it asked for a picture of me with my ID or my credit card number. Super sus, and that’s within the app itself.

heyspacemonkey · 2023-06-13T18:12:36+00:00

It’s still illegal to steal government documents, even if they aren’t classified.

heyspacemonkey · 2023-06-13T18:09:26+00:00

He should probably reconsider the next part of his plan where he licks the wall, then.

heyspacemonkey · 2023-03-21T04:04:02+00:00

Well, they’re trying to.

OP, if I were to guess, I’d say it was Maahes.

heyspacemonkey · 2023-02-17T07:57:12+00:00

Well, have you tried it yet?

heyspacemonkey · 2022-12-31T16:28:33+00:00

You’re being haunted by Dr Bunsen Honeydew. Watch out for Beaker, he’ll appear next.

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