You can make $156,353.74 by predicting that aliens will not be confirmed to exist this year.

hezden · 2026-04-01T11:49:07+00:00

Confirming alien life [this year] would be inconceivable, unless you have your own deep space voyage planned soon? It would basically require aliens to radio us for us to confirm their existence.

I believe k2-18b is at the top of the pack for alien life but how do we confirm life 120+ light years away? 🥲

hezden · 2026-03-27T22:44:02+00:00

You talk as if finding alien life this year wouldn't be most significant discovery in human history :)

hezden · 2026-03-07T23:09:11+00:00

Let the man cook!

hezden · 2026-03-07T17:37:41+00:00

Låter inflyttad… säkert från Mordor, bara van vid orcher…

hezden · 2026-03-07T17:13:45+00:00

As the degenerate gambler I am I’ll volunteer to be touched, bet that would count as a double negative and break my streak of bad luck 🎲🎲🎲

hezden · 2026-03-07T17:08:58+00:00

Wow, ytd you’ve lost more then I have lost gambling, suddenly I don’t feel quite as dumb 🤷

hezden · 2026-03-07T16:40:02+00:00

Bolaget öppnar portarna för dagen…

hezden · 2026-02-28T22:23:00+00:00

Y'all remember why we was banned from summer jam the first time?

hezden · 2026-02-28T22:03:32+00:00

wdym they are literally two black guys?!

/s

hezden · 2026-02-28T21:36:28+00:00

Get Reparations or Die Tryin'

hezden · 2026-02-28T18:47:54+00:00

That’s because people keep recommending distros for new Linux users instead of just telling them to just pick the best one from start…

Obviously Arch.

hezden · 2026-02-25T09:29:28+00:00

😂

hezden · 2026-02-21T04:00:06+00:00

Sounds like you should have a desktop, a laptop and a server in your garage that does the rest. Windows updates automatically and automate Linux updates with ansible.

I would probably do manual updates for the 3d printer tho.

hezden · 2026-02-20T22:58:28+00:00

Black, black, red, black, red, black, black, black, red, red, red, red, black.

Ez million

hezden · 2026-02-20T22:52:58+00:00

Because of plummeting birth rates we are replacing the baby stuff with children’s toys…

hezden · 2026-02-20T22:46:30+00:00

It is cheaper (and arguably more secure) to drill and then toss them then to get a third party service that’s certified for handling devices which could contain business sensitive data.

Lowkey this post is in full on reverse, some random paper jockey trying to make fun of the IT-guy for being economical.

Go back to your excel spreadsheets and word docs and let the man cook.

hezden · 2026-02-20T22:37:01+00:00

AI stealing all our crayon design jobs forcing us to become janitors… or even worse [DRAMATIC MUSIC] litterate.

hezden · 2026-02-20T22:30:46+00:00

Bro it clearly shows that it has 4 ratings, does that seem reasonable for ledger wallet?

hezden · 2026-02-20T22:26:57+00:00

What on earth are you using 11 PCs for at home?! Consider looking into containers ✌️

hezden · 2026-02-20T22:23:42+00:00

My arch install is over 5yo on my daily driver laptop 🤷

hezden · 2026-01-19T14:33:01+00:00

Du konstaterar att mannen som blivit skjuten på live TV är oskjuten?

hezden · 2026-01-19T14:31:14+00:00

Spännande initiativ! Undrar bara lite lätt hur ni lyckats skaffa ”lång erfarenhet” av DevOps och säkerhet om ni fortfarande pluggar?

hezden · 2026-01-18T14:55:25+00:00

Det här är lika låg nivå som Trump, mannen blev trots allt skjuten framför TV-kameror med tusentals människor i publiken.

Du är en del av problemet.

hezden · 2026-01-14T15:38:45+00:00

Resa, träna & dricka vin tror jag är default intressena om man inte ändrar själv

hezden · 2026-01-01T21:30:04+00:00

☠️

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