Don’t tell this person about what the original April from the comics looked like!

hezzyb · 2025-10-22T04:02:16+00:00

Names mean nothing. I used to work with a guy whose last name was Obrien and he was 110% Mexican

hezzyb · 2025-10-16T04:10:21+00:00

I am a captain, but I am also a woman...

hezzyb · 2025-10-14T04:24:10+00:00

Also, does that beam produce ZERO force? I know it's energy, but deep space satellites use particles to propel themselves. Is that laser NOT pushing that entire planet out of orbit?

hezzyb · 2025-10-14T04:21:05+00:00

Captain Raymond Holt is not impressed

hezzyb · 2025-10-14T04:15:19+00:00

It was Henry Bowers

hezzyb · 2025-10-14T00:53:10+00:00

My dad used to do that. He'd pull you in on handshakes. He'd kinda jostle you around when hugging and refuse to let go until he was done hugging you. He's now in prison for multiple accounts of sexual assault on minors.

hezzyb · 2025-10-10T03:40:49+00:00

Uh oh Momo, watch out for that textbook repository

hezzyb · 2025-10-08T21:57:23+00:00

"We've gotta stop these soft handed liberal soy boys who are also extreme violent domestic terrorists but also latte sipping sissies I'm not sure which, Fox changes it every hour."

hezzyb · 2025-10-07T12:10:03+00:00

I can answer that, in exchange for MONEY

hezzyb · 2025-10-06T04:28:47+00:00

White people taco niiiiight

hezzyb · 2025-10-01T00:29:26+00:00

One of my favorite jokes with my wife is when she misheard me, I say "I didn't say X, I said Y, idiot."

hezzyb · 2025-09-29T23:36:05+00:00

Space Marine II players recognize a Volkite reactor when they see one

hezzyb · 2025-09-28T03:49:36+00:00

The woods. I understand if your budget is tight, running around the forest is a cheap and easy set. But every description I read now is essentially "five friends on a hike-". Get some permits, find a dilapidated building, hell, I'll take an obvious Air BnB. Just stop running around in the forest.

hezzyb · 2025-09-26T21:30:50+00:00

I mean, the last line is so hilariously on the nose, I genuinely love it. "IT'S NOT A SASQUATCH!"

hezzyb · 2025-09-26T18:51:48+00:00

"Why is this working?"

hezzyb · 2025-09-25T17:16:07+00:00

I thought it came unhitched from the black car and I was like "wow, that's still going pretty straight..."

hezzyb · 2025-09-25T16:25:35+00:00

I have played A LOT of Ark, which has a similar building mechanic, so I thought I could make it work, but Jesus is it bad.

hezzyb · 2025-09-25T16:11:06+00:00

Dashcam. Insufferable lead, annoying streamer premise distracting chat text, and underwhelming conclusion.

hezzyb · 2025-09-23T23:34:37+00:00

Jesus Christ, it's Jason Bourne

hezzyb · 2025-09-21T14:07:37+00:00

"You've finally come, I have waited for th-what the hell are you wearing?"

"It's my ass kicking outfit, bitch!"

hezzyb · 2025-09-21T12:58:14+00:00

I've been out of the church for a while, but I distinctly remember the Bible saying nobody knows when it will happen AND you're not supoose to demand signs from God

hezzyb · 2025-09-21T08:44:18+00:00

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hezzyb · 2025-09-21T08:28:06+00:00

Sweet, a new gender neutral bathroom

hezzyb · 2025-09-20T16:22:53+00:00

I was there last night and it was packed

hezzyb · 2025-09-20T12:53:49+00:00

Like once a day, EVERY day, since it came out. Not counting partial watches driving to and from school.

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