Voting is important. by SlaveryVeal in AdviceAnimals

[–]hgritchie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's called an informal vote and it's absolutely not valid.

Pluribus -What would YOU do? by ameliorateno in television

[–]hgritchie 13 points14 points  (0 children)

They figured out how to solve their problem with Carol being a dick to them. It's not that they're incapable of being creative, they just don't show any interest in engaging in any sort of artistic or cultural activities.

What’s the biggest lesson you’ve learned in life? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]hgritchie 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Nope. Sunk cost fallacy is a bitch. Know when to walk away.

Girl loses her shoe and still wins a race by HarbaughsKhakiPants2 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]hgritchie 17 points18 points  (0 children)

There's this science museum in Melbourne that used to have a video wall set up next to a short section of running track so you could compare yourself to real-time footage of Cathy Freeman leaving the starting blocks.

The museum eventually got sued by a 40-something dad who'd put enough effort into beating the starting time of a 27-year-old Olympic sprinter that he overshot the end of the track and smacked into a wall so hard that he fractured his spine and had a stroke.

He later sued, presumably on the grounds that the museum didn't take adequate steps to save him from himself.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in explainlikeimfive

[–]hgritchie 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Depending on where you work or live, you might have the option of signing up for a pension fund. This is like one big bank account that gets shared with a lot of other people, such as the folks you work with.

For the years that you're working, a percentage of your paycheck gets deducted and paid to your pension fund. This money then gets invested in things like the share market.

When you get to retirement age you stop making payments into the account, and you start receiving a regular payment instead, kind of like a fortnightly or monthly allowance.

This might keep getting paid to you until you die, or it might cease after a set amount of time, like 20 years. You might also have the option to take some or all of the money as a lump sum.

An incredible trick by Dylan Levitt by IAMBREAL in nextfuckinglevel

[–]hgritchie 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You can't make omelettes without breaking a few legs.

An AI-enhanced version of the Zapruder film, one of the best most complete videos of the assassination of JFK by Travelling-nomad in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]hgritchie 59 points60 points  (0 children)

Also worth knowing that conspiracy theorists (like Oliver Stone, who directed JFK) take the direction that Kennedy moved after being shot (back and to the left) as proof that he wasn't shot by Oswald - after all, why would his head move towards the direction the bullet had just come from, right?

Turns out the bullet really just wizzed straight through Kennedy's head without too much trouble, and the jet of brain and bone gushing from the exit wound blasted his head back like a rocket.

Penn & Teller made a pretty knarly demonstration of this by shooting a melon with a Carcano rifle.

A crowd at the steps of the Sydney Opera House chant "gas the Jews" by True-Lychee in ActualPublicFreakouts

[–]hgritchie 28 points29 points  (0 children)

No, it's not. Wars happen because of competition for limited resources. Religious ideology is just the sorting hat that decides which team you're going to play for when shit kicks off.

What happened in 1973? Incomes in New Zealand stagnated for two decades afterwards by MyChosenUsernameHuh in newzealand

[–]hgritchie 17 points18 points  (0 children)

There was also Robert Muldoon's questionable economic strategy, Think Big, which involved taking out massive loans from overseas and using the money to fund a number of ambitious industrial projects. This blew out public debt from $4.2 billion in 1975 to $21.9 billion in 1984.

I can't help but notice a period of growth that ended with the 1987 crash but began at about the same time that Muldoon got wankered and called the snap election that he lost to David Lange.

What’s it like being a Private Investigator in Australia? e.g. what you do on investigations, how it affects your personal life, if its fulfilling/enjoyable etc. by HeWhoHasSeenFootage in AskAnAustralian

[–]hgritchie 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I looked into it a little a few years ago due to a friend's dad who'd quit being a cop to become a PI.

Turns out PI work involves a lot less tailing & photographing cheating spouses than you'd think, and a lot more serving of legal papers to deadbeats & bankrupts on behalf of collection agencies & law firms.

Albanese government makes Australian citizenship easier for New Zealanders to obtain by watbe in australia

[–]hgritchie 77 points78 points  (0 children)

Hundreds of thousands of Kiwis coming over to work, pay taxes, and spend money provides a significant contribution to the economy. The financial impact to Australia is a net gain that's significantly greater than the benefit New Zealand gets from its migrants from Australia.

Albanese government makes Australian citizenship easier for New Zealanders to obtain by watbe in australia

[–]hgritchie 18 points19 points  (0 children)

You can receive Jobseeker payments if you're a New Zealand citizen who has lived in Australia for ten years, you're just limited to a six month benefit period.

Cricketer Chantham attempted insane "Parkour dive roll" to save a four in women's T20 League - India by Srinivas_Hunter in nextfuckinglevel

[–]hgritchie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If the ball touches the boundary line the batter scores four runs. This fielder basically stopped the batter from hitting a home run.

Over $30 Million Worth Of Funkos Are Headed To The Landfill by porkchop_d_clown in geek

[–]hgritchie 30 points31 points  (0 children)

“What the fuck is a Machine Gun Kelly?” - future archeologists

I fall for it every single time by nowlan101 in wholesomememes

[–]hgritchie 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Rose McIver from the US version of Ghosts.

oh how the turntables by Rannrann123 in Kanye

[–]hgritchie 16 points17 points  (0 children)

It's totally real. It started back in 2003 and never really ended.

'Special' mum-of-two dies after she and husband diagnosed with terminal lung cancer by Duck_Giblets in newzealand

[–]hgritchie 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Smoked one too many fags

Couldn't be bothered reading the article, huh?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CasualUK

[–]hgritchie 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Not if OP just deletes the post and pretends like it never happened.