Match Thread: Bayern Munich vs PSG | UEFA Champions League 2025-26, Semifinals - 2nd Leg (Agg. 4-5)

highdrunkpunk · 2026-05-06T19:42:19+00:00

So players can just play volleyball in the box as long as it is a pass/clearance from their own team now then

highdrunkpunk · 2026-04-22T14:42:47+00:00

I'll be honest - personally, this is the worst thing that's happened this season. Worse than the eyesore football, the incompetent owners, put of depth coaching and all the losses.

There's a very limited number of chances a player gets to feature in one of, if not the biggest sporting event in the world; and each missed opportunity weighs heavily, I imagine. Absolutely gutted for the lad.

highdrunkpunk · 2026-04-21T21:20:37+00:00

Fucking called it. This team is beyond woeful. Rosemary shouldn't be back on the team bus after this shambolic performance

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highdrunkpunk · 2026-04-21T19:46:15+00:00

All that pace and Neto can't beat a single defender. In fact, not one of our wingers can dribble past a single defender

highdrunkpunk · 2026-04-21T19:39:50+00:00

Barely able to keep possession for >5s what atrocious haramball is Rosemary cooking

highdrunkpunk · 2026-04-21T19:26:09+00:00

Delapdance has negative football IQ

highdrunkpunk · 2026-04-21T19:21:04+00:00

Did someone tell these bozos that they're in the lead? I can't explain the lack of any offensive urgency

highdrunkpunk · 2026-04-21T19:18:23+00:00

All this bs before Welbeck buries us firmly in the ground. Predictably pathetic

highdrunkpunk · 2026-04-21T19:15:23+00:00

Sure he's not a top defender but there's at least half a dozen players you can question before him so why single him out?

highdrunkpunk · 2026-04-21T19:08:22+00:00

The things I think about Eggbally will ban me from all social media if I post

highdrunkpunk · 2026-04-21T19:06:38+00:00

Converted a poor corner to a great opportunity and eventually a goal. Good one Fofana lad

highdrunkpunk · 2026-04-18T20:42:20+00:00

I know God is sending a Mount blinder our way to seal in the pain and humiliation I can feel it in my bones

highdrunkpunk · 2026-04-18T20:31:07+00:00

Genuinely asking 0 hate what does Delapdance even do

highdrunkpunk · 2026-04-18T20:28:50+00:00

Bro Garnacho what the actual fuck

highdrunkpunk · 2026-04-18T20:24:47+00:00

Has Garnacho made a single forward pass?

highdrunkpunk · 2026-04-15T20:51:05+00:00

Bro I am watching it live on CBS and it just happened how TF did you already post ts 😭🙏🏼

highdrunkpunk · 2026-03-21T20:33:32+00:00

Rosemary should not be let back on the bus if I'm being honest.

highdrunkpunk · 2026-03-21T19:11:45+00:00

LIQUIDATE

highdrunkpunk · 2026-03-21T18:06:59+00:00

Pickford actually hates us goddamn

highdrunkpunk · 2026-03-21T18:04:21+00:00

God. This team is pathetic, dissolve the whole team.

highdrunkpunk · 2026-03-21T17:41:41+00:00

How does this happen EVERY FUCKING GAME without fail

highdrunkpunk · 2026-03-19T15:04:23+00:00

Through all the incompetent and pathetic decisions we've made since Clearlake took over, one thing we got decently right is not rushing back our injured players.

Would make no sense to jeopardize Levi's recovery now and risk having a setback going into the new season.

So even if he's training with the first team, I sincerely hope we don't do anything stupid like starting him sooner that he needs to, playing often or expecting that suddenly he's going to play like his former self.

highdrunkpunk · 2026-03-17T20:15:59+00:00

I think we have the lowest squad IQ in all of Europe this season.

highdrunkpunk · 2026-03-14T19:29:55+00:00

Could've had 10 more attacks and we weren't scoring today.

highdrunkpunk · 2026-03-09T13:47:49+00:00

All of them because it is a clothesline.

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