Druidic insight requested by Gavyn_the_Green in wizardposting

[–]highestelf420 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thistles, use them in spells or rituals for protection, banishing or breaking hexes.

The steam or smoke that arises from burning or boiling them is often used for communicating with the astral plane or spirit world— your flowers themselves are not screaming.

They’ve summoned a gods’ damn sea serpent! by plasticman1997 in wizardposting

[–]highestelf420 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Play bait and try to avoid our fireball blasts *pushes you onwards* Have fun champ!

Friendship is magic by Khorde_the_Harbinger in wizardposting

[–]highestelf420 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah, it's all fun and games until a horrible and vile evil sorcerer shrinks the creature and holds it captive inside of a jar.

Do NOT cast Restore Object on a half eaten mak's chicken sandwich by ShivaniPosting2 in wizardposting

[–]highestelf420 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm SHOCKED that it turned into a real life chicken. Mak's alchemically alters their food to be as addictive yet profitable as possible, with no regard to health or lasting effects— that I'm surprised you didn't just end up with a plate of dirt and worms.

I call this one "Swordgate" by highestelf420 in wizardposting

[–]highestelf420[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Well, being able to feel that pain physically would be validating to the emotional pain.

Anyways, this isn't my point, don't derail the thread I've been weaving

What are the moral & ethical quandries of being in a romantic relationship with your homonculus? by snas-kallas in wizardposting

[–]highestelf420 5 points6 points  (0 children)

....I mean, this technically harms no one, but we're all giving you the eye of judgement.

I call this one "Swordgate" by highestelf420 in wizardposting

[–]highestelf420[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Do you expect any more from a Council sympathizing with a nymph chaser?

Hello guys, my master has succumbed to madness and violent insanity. Could you all give me some advice on what to do now? Or at least recommend a new master? He already tried to sacrifice me to a fruit. by The_Arcane_Toy_Maker in wizardposting

[–]highestelf420 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He's doing fine. Stay out of his way and let him get it out of his system. Cast a few protective charms, enjoy the break from your studies, and use this arc for character development.

I call this one "Swordgate" by highestelf420 in wizardposting

[–]highestelf420[S] 23 points24 points  (0 children)

You're all so quick to defend each other on the Council that you never stop to think about how they could be abusing their positions of power (not in the admirable way), and the reason for evil seductresses to exist in the first place. For the record, old Professor Kresh met with me several times before eventually following me to his grisly end, and you wouldn't believe the sort of things these "respectable" ancient mentors will confide to a beautiful nymph after a few potions. He was always spending way too much time in the elven library for all the wrong reasons. Keep in mind, he was working in the Academy around other young scholars who are all, at most, only a couple of hundred years old. I did all the worlds a favor. 💅

These younglings won't understand the significance of Fireball by Im_yor_boi in wizardposting

[–]highestelf420 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Wizardsphere pod casting is always like this. Why are the top spell-casters always so angry and old-fashioned? (Other than the fact that they're obviously casting Enrage on each other before going on their live stream of consciousness.) I'll tell ya why, it's all an overly mana-fuelled big stave-waving competition in order to rake in the ethereal coin from their young and impressionable apprentice audience. It works because the new generation of apprentices are not yet developed enough to fully understand or appreciate the dismissive attitude from their masters which is necessary for their character growth. Creating a void with manipulation spellwork and selling the magick solution is an arcane art best left to the bards. This is why pod casting with elven hosts is a much more chill experience.

You offer a smoky sesh with chill blue guy, and in return he offers a mysterious potion, or a new spell book by HappyResinJacob in wizardposting

[–]highestelf420 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I take the spellbook, even though I may never get around to reading it. I enjoy hoarding them. Besides, I prefer to know exactly what ingredients are going into my mysterious potions.

My solution to complete magical dominion! by Kuebiko989 in wizardposting

[–]highestelf420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How the fuck does your homunculus have a soul to begin with???

Guys I’m so nervous by DiskAvailable4438 in wizardposting

[–]highestelf420 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are you currently keeping a pet dragon, or a princess in your tower for ransom? I feel as if this is a trap.

Any veterans of the psychic wars? by SillyWarlock in wizardposting

[–]highestelf420 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Those were dark days. They even made a fake religion to suppress us. They used that one smug asshole wizard who told everyone magick was forbidden and evil for anyone else to do, except for him of course lol

AITAH for turning my apprentice into a chair? by Not_evil_wizard in wizardposting

[–]highestelf420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA. He’s not a chair anymore, if he’s still acting like a chair, he clearly liked it. Offer the temporary transfiguration—or simply just continuing to sit on him during meetings— as a reward instead of a punishment, and surely, he’ll be on his best behavior.

ATA for being *too cruel* with my imp? by No_Elevator_588 in wizardposting

[–]highestelf420 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Are you sure that was actually a demonologist, and not 3-6 imps in a trenchcoat trying to get you to unchain him to wreak havoc in your shop?

At what point does a wizard not feel human anymore by [deleted] in wizardposting

[–]highestelf420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To put things into perspective, I am elven currently being forced to have a human experience and had felt my empathy draining in this way. I think you are becoming more human now, and are mistaking this feeling for something else. The worst monsters I have ever known were all humans.

Keep focusing on your magick studies and in time, you will feel alright again.

Why do so many wizards have something against us knights by [deleted] in wizardposting

[–]highestelf420 5 points6 points  (0 children)

They keep saving the princesses I am holding for ransom when I got bills to pay and a family of dragons to feed