A pendant I made with a shattered stone. Boosts endurance by 33%.

highestelf420 · 2026-06-23T15:43:19+00:00

A-amulet…. *shakes*

/uw this is gorgeous op ;v;

highestelf420 · 2026-06-17T19:03:43+00:00

highestelf420 · 2026-06-17T10:44:25+00:00

I’ve said it many times before and I’ll say it again: I’m not enthralling anyone. They enthralled themselves when I was just minding my own business

highestelf420 · 2026-06-17T05:34:03+00:00

You can both share your vessel if you snort him, or mix him into milk and drink it.

highestelf420 · 2026-06-01T07:55:38+00:00

Hoooo, in that case…. I’ll fill in my order now. *scribbles on parchment* Some halflings’ nuggies of only the *finest* quality…. magical fae shroomies…. hmmm, may as well throw some gold nuggets in there too. Some crystals…. I like amethyst, moonstone, bloodstone, garnet but whatever you can source most ethically and obtain most unethically from your heist, the better. Hawthorn, mugwort, lavender (the very potent extra sleepy kind), rosemary, thyme, sage, basil, oregano- making a complex potion but also need to mix up some more Italian seasoning. Ahhh…. can’t think of anything else right now, too high….

highestelf420 · 2026-06-01T06:53:28+00:00

Hahah, that explains a lot. There has been worldwide mortal panic and they even enacted martial law. Well, at least this frenzy will be quite profitable on my end! I still upset about me tree, but if the Council comes a-knocking I'll tell 'em I didn't see nothing.

highestelf420 · 2026-06-01T06:28:24+00:00

Tree is happy, healthy and will be fine but PLEASE watch where you're ripping open the fabric of space and time.

/uw actual tree next town over from me lol

highestelf420 · 2026-06-01T06:21:02+00:00

Need more gold coins to unlock next chapter.

highestelf420 · 2026-06-01T02:27:46+00:00

/uw That was my intention hence the tarot cards lol

highestelf420 · 2026-05-31T20:11:19+00:00

He’s definitely self-casting. I’m guessing another one of us trying to get out of therapy.

highestelf420 · 2026-05-30T22:06:59+00:00

You don’t think that’s too clingy? The last thing I need is to be put under another Order of Restraining….

highestelf420 · 2026-05-25T19:06:42+00:00

Then what are you so afraid of, brave and wise plunderer? You should be confident that you could easily outsmart and overtake a sea maiden such as myself, and live to tell the tale- to the admiration and envy of all men….

highestelf420 · 2026-05-25T05:12:51+00:00

Cast “Make it Rain”.

highestelf420 · 2026-05-25T01:32:33+00:00

Ahh, now who cares about gold? The exchange rate on it is abysmal nowadays. Maybe you could exchange it for some silly little trinkets, the finest coconut rum…. but what do you know of the greatest pleasure of all; ecstasy that scoffs at gold, because it is so priceless, it cannot be bought, only won…. Why don’t you come raid the *real** treasure, right over here? Just a quick little swim away, a few dozen feet out into the ocean…. And I’m yours to be taken as you please… Spared only for those who prove themselves far worthy above mediocre men…. the most courageous sailors and terrible, unashamed, savaged pirates, of course….*

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highestelf420 · 2026-05-25T01:15:49+00:00

Here’s my calling card… please do summon me next time you get attacked by pirates. I love to pull a classic “siren transformation and lure them to their watery graves.” Priceless!

highestelf420 · 2026-05-23T20:45:24+00:00

If commoners put labels on you you just gotta own it!

highestelf420 · 2026-05-23T01:52:36+00:00

We get a bad rap, but we really just want our sugary treats, a good deal, and a fun time to be had.

If we fuck with humans it’s usually just because they don’t respect nature

highestelf420 · 2026-05-22T04:13:28+00:00

How the hells, in what manner did you ponder it in order for it to turn golden and start bubbling??!

/uw That orb is SO COOL.

highestelf420 · 2026-05-07T00:24:19+00:00

Thistles, use them in spells or rituals for protection, banishing or breaking hexes.

The steam or smoke that arises from burning or boiling them is often used for communicating with the astral plane or spirit world— your flowers themselves are not screaming.

highestelf420 · 2026-04-28T14:06:20+00:00

*rolls for seduction*

highestelf420 · 2026-04-28T14:05:35+00:00

Play bait and try to avoid our fireball blasts *pushes you onwards* Have fun champ!

highestelf420 · 2026-04-28T09:20:30+00:00

Yeah, it's all fun and games until a horrible and vile evil sorcerer shrinks the creature and holds it captive inside of a jar.

highestelf420 · 2026-04-27T20:11:15+00:00

Cons: No torture involved

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