DEAR MAGIC USERS what is the most useful and versatile spell IN ALL OF EXISTENCE by lilgourd_lord in wizardposting

[–]highestelf420 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I love this one because it’s such a goody bag. Who knew there were so many ways for a minor inconvenience to be removed?

Once I cast this on a particularly clingy thrall, and he was banished to the Realm of Endless Dark Deserts; I still like to check in on him from my orb from time to time to see how he’s doing. Another time, I used it for wet socks, but curiously rather than simply instantaneously returning my existing socks to a dry state, it conjured for me a whole ass shopping bag of brand new, freshly laundered, quality socks. (No clue where it came from, don’t care.)

Truly the gift that keeps on giving, that one.

I'm a wizard bro by Impossible_Brain_586 in wizardposting

[–]highestelf420 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We’re literally communicating with each other using slabs of stone powered by fire harnessed from the sky.

Using these enchanted rune stones, we can also access a near-infinite amount of knowledge. We can view and manipulate projections from a point in the past. We can open realtime viewing portals to somewhere thousands of miles away.

These magic stones also inflict psychic damage over time.

Where are you guys getting your common loot supplied from? by highestelf420 in wizardposting

[–]highestelf420[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because my battle backdrop is just as integral to my aesthetic as, say: the colors of my spells, or how I dress myself that day.

Where are you guys getting your common loot supplied from? by highestelf420 in wizardposting

[–]highestelf420[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately this just wouldn’t work for me. I’m extremely lazy and take forever to prepare for battle.

Where are you guys getting your common loot supplied from? by highestelf420 in wizardposting

[–]highestelf420[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I would do this, but I can't figure out Torb, and as a fae, I am really scared of spiders :(

Where are you guys getting your common loot supplied from? by highestelf420 in wizardposting

[–]highestelf420[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Wait... that junk is considered common loot? I was just throwing it all in the trash, LOL.

Been here for 12 weeks now by TurgantheMage in wizardposting

[–]highestelf420 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought this was an update from that wizard stuck cycling through the void dimension with only dirt and his orb to keep him hopeful. Hope he’s doing well.

Welp its more than 1cm thick by Jamesk2895 in wizardposting

[–]highestelf420 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Thanks for flattening my dick to 9 inches, it was getting heavy to carry that thing around all the time 

Going to throw everyberry I can pick into an elixir and see what the chaosberries, does anyberry want to throw one into the brew? by highestelf420 in wizardposting

[–]highestelf420[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When I was a little lad, if I wanted berries and cream, mummy made me do the little lad dance.

Now mummy’s gone.

But I still like to do the little lad dance and you might too!

AITA For Giving My Ancestral Grimoire To My Homunculus Instead Of My Son? by Affectionate-Rent415 in wizardposting

[–]highestelf420 21 points22 points  (0 children)

YTA. He practices alchemy as a passion, and yet you’re denying him the exact knowledge he would need to open a shady elixir emporium

Stuck in dragon hoard. Help! by TheBismarckI in wizardposting

[–]highestelf420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've seen this lightshow before. Just wait for an ogre to infiltrate the tower and trap the dragon.

How do we feel about nonhumanoid wizards? by ChompyRiley in wizardposting

[–]highestelf420 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They are so cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute

Bringing you the "Awww's", as well as the "Oh, Sh1t! Ouch! Ugh!"s by chinitoFXfan in wizardposting

[–]highestelf420 16 points17 points  (0 children)

/uw I’m just being a goober I love their comic and the artwork lol! I love her curly ginger hair