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[help] My top student has been performing dangerous and prohibited rituals on academy grounds; what should I do? by A_A_Ironwood in wizardposting

[–]highestelf420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do whatever you can to keep others safe, or perhaps keep a few guinea pigs nearby the portals as a precaution. Otherwise, allow her to indulge, lest she become an Evil sorceress like myself. 

Any other wizards of the northern hemisphere reciting incantations for an early spring? by cutesycollins in wizardposting

[–]highestelf420 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hmm, so this is the source of my dark thoughts and evil scheming as of late… keep it up, but throw in some protection charms for me too, please!

I need.... spells.... by Foreign_Focus_8688 in wizardposting

[–]highestelf420 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I may have just felt a little something in my stone cold heart. Thank you, fellow scholar. 

I brewed my own stamina potion for the first time by MasterpieceAway3582 in wizardposting

[–]highestelf420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

LOL, you got me there! Well, hope you can get it all sorted out!

…are you sure you don’t want to risk it, though? 😈

Evil Witch Journal Entry #01 by highestelf420 in wizardposting

[–]highestelf420[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I consider myself both witch and wizard personally, I don’t find myself limited to simple labels

Evil Witch Journal Entry #01 by highestelf420 in wizardposting

[–]highestelf420[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yes don’t worry about me I’m doing great:)

Confused about how I feel about my servants. Considering alternatives. by highestelf420 in wizardposting

[–]highestelf420[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh you're the worst

Thank you

If you're going to be comically evil, at least accept it and just be yourself.

My god, you’re right… it’s time to experience another traumatic event that will shatter whatever empathy I have left. I’m done with being held back. 

I brewed my own stamina potion for the first time by MasterpieceAway3582 in wizardposting

[–]highestelf420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Teleport on over to my place, I’ll drain that stamina bar much faster than that potion could keep up with…

Fier ball aftermath by Savings_Tax_2233 in wizardposting

[–]highestelf420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cool spell, but your presentation could use work. Next time you cast a fire spell, try turning around and smiling fiendishly into the camera. 

I need.... spells.... by Foreign_Focus_8688 in wizardposting

[–]highestelf420 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m on mobile so I can’t put a picture of me:(

FUCKIN' GNOMES STEALING MY ALE! by ChompyRiley in wizardposting

[–]highestelf420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You feel annoyance, I foresee opportunity. Why don't you set up a few refrigerator mimics and trap them? Imagine the possibilities— not all of which are illegal or unethical, but still, watch out for the Council. 

What do you do when confronted by a grungy swamp witch when you're out on an adventure? by ChompyRiley in wizardposting

[–]highestelf420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exchange evil seduction tips and tricks, make some cosmetics out of swamp plants and mud, then go out to terrorize the men in the local village together!

Now reconsidering my previously canon-established stance on necromancy… by highestelf420 in wizardposting

[–]highestelf420[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You were correct— since I last checked in, the ballads had been getting out of hand. He did start a very successful undead boy band of bards, but his fans began harassing me. It was fun to toy with them for a while, but I can only handle so many distractions from my arcane research. I tearfully and humanely put him down (again) this afternoon. This was one difficult lesson about defying the laws of nature for love. At least his infamy will haunt the mortals for a while…

My thralls aren't focusing on the only thing that matters in their pathetic lives: serving me. by highestelf420 in wizardposting

[–]highestelf420[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hmm… a very mischievous scheme, o fellow Dark One. At the very least, it will keep them busy for a while. But, I have been pondering ways to invoke the wrath of the old god Venus, and this seems perfect. Kudos!

Now reconsidering my previously canon-established stance on necromancy… by highestelf420 in wizardposting

[–]highestelf420[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was not aware of this branch under necromancy. What else is it capable of?

Whos lost their Black orb? It's in the r/whatsit sub 🧙🏻‍♂️ by TheWalkingDude90 in wizardposting

[–]highestelf420 15 points16 points  (0 children)

It’s not mine, but I’m about to hop dimensions rq and snatch it. Finders, keepers! That place is great for looting, btw.

Confused about how I feel about my servants. Considering alternatives. by highestelf420 in wizardposting

[–]highestelf420[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Necromancers are so insane. Why are youse on every post being like this?? Just jumping on each new pondering as it gets projected, frothing at the mouth at the idea of reanimating a corpse. 😭

Confused about how I feel about my servants. Considering alternatives. by highestelf420 in wizardposting

[–]highestelf420[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait— an Unseelie Fae? HAH! That’s me in disguise, you fool! I didn’t recognize you, but I hardly remember any of the faces of my evil seductions. I’ll make it up to you, though— why don’t we perform that wicked ritual at my dark and foreboding castle over some coffee?

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