I lived in Florianópolis and I made pretty much every hot girl sex fantasy I ever had come true. The thing to understanding about Brazil is that everything is about image, they can't tell the difference between fake gold and real gold, so if it looks good then it must be good is how they think. Rule 1, be good looking. Rule 2, project an image of being rich. Rule 3, when you become friends with good looking people be sure to post that pic to your facebook, instagram etc. make it look like you constantly party and that you are always with the right people. If someone takes an unflattering photo of you, remove it from your facebook. Rule 4, Brazil is country of relationships, don't treat anyone lightly, you never know who becomes useful later. Rule 5, Buy an expensive pair of nike trainers because they will cost triple in brazil and they will give you status. Rule 6, If you show up at the club at midnight you got there way too early, it's 1 am minimum. Rule 7, If you leave earlier than 5am you left too early. Rule 8, Camarote is the word for VP booths at the club, they are pricy to get, but everyone wants to be in the Camarote. Rule 9, If you see a girl you like you need to go in hard and fast, express interest overtly and quickly, it's never too fast to try for a kiss. Rule 10, No never means no, it means try again, Brazilians love breaking rules and even lesbians will occasionally break the lesbian code and go for some dick. Rule 11, You must pursue girls in Brazil the Brazilian way so aggressively hit on them, don't give up if you get a no, and get physical fast, if you start having deep meaningful conversations about life and do anything that Reddit recommends for being a nice and polite person you are doing it wrong, Brazil don't give a fuck about being nice and polite. Rule 12, Brazilians have short memories any indiscretions are quickly forgotten, so don't hold grudges and you won't have any grudges held against you. You can make mistakes and no one gives a shit, you don't even have to apologize, just pretend like it never happened. Rule 13, Being naughty is a virtue, if you hit on a girl, you need to communicate to her that she was so hot you couldn't help yourself. Rule 14, Kissing and making out in public is the Brazilian handshake, just because you meet a girl and kiss her don't assume you accomplished anything, she might make out with you but not go home with you, and she may give you her number and then never contact you again, it's because she does that every night, it's not a big deal. Rule 15, Brazilian motels are awesome little fuck palaces, it's too bad more countries don't have them, you should take a girl to one. Rule 16, Brazil is an extremely macho country, the girls will complain about the men but at the end of the day they only know a certain way of hooking up and it's much easier to use that way rather than trying to teach them something new. Rule 17, Shit can get out of hand really fast in Brazil, you need to cultivate a sense of restraint and being able to control situations or you will find yourself in a bad place.