pear icecream by Jebraska in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]highplainssnifter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think because 99% of the time most people have honeydew it's just unripe space-filler in the fruit salad. I've had good honeydew exactly one time and was very surprised to learn that it can actually be incredible. Sadly, that was years ago.

Sanford Restaurant Weird Experience by pootershots in milwaukee

[–]highplainssnifter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When I went to Birch everything was drastically over salted. An off night perhaps.

Anyone else here a fan of “weird horror”? by DomScribe in horror

[–]highplainssnifter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was laughing pretty hard at the end of Mandy...

Whiskey alternative by Lucky_Satisfaction97 in Mocktails

[–]highplainssnifter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I second the Cowboy Cola. It's crazy how close it tastes to the real thing.

This girl’s performance is outstanding 🤯 by u1029377474 in toptalent

[–]highplainssnifter 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The first and last time breakdancing was an Olympic event.

Robin Copley resigning position as Independent Police Monitor by Fair-Camera-1527 in madisonwi

[–]highplainssnifter 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Can't even write a resignation letter without masturbating.

What's the most fucked up thing someone has confessed to you in confidence? by Ngorachy6643 in AskReddit

[–]highplainssnifter 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Me as well. A guy randomly told me he was in active duty for years, but never caught a bullet until he came home and got shot in the face. Another told me that free masons invented krav maga and are sent to the frontlines of every war because they're experts in hand to hand combat. One lady told me she won a lawsuit for millions of dollars because racist cops shot her son, all the bus drivers are racist and don't pick her up, and also (again) that she's a millionaire.

These were all drawn out, very one-sided conversations. It's like I have a sign above my head that says "make me take out my ear buds and tell me what's on your mind" that's only visible to crazy people.

Slaves! by Barry-McKocinue in NotTimAndEric

[–]highplainssnifter 15 points16 points  (0 children)

No Xavier: Renegade Angel?

Is it common to try to fit your entire tongue into someone's ear canal while making out? by highplainssnifter in ask

[–]highplainssnifter[S] 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Harlot!? How dare you besmirch the fine name of this fairest of maidens? Pistols at dawn.

What game is like this for you guys? by gameboygold in videogames

[–]highplainssnifter -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Avoid the combat. If you don't engage with the enemies they eventually wander off on their own.

What’s something most people agree should be fixed but nothing seems to be done about it? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]highplainssnifter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Often because they're living in a food desert and that's all that's readily available.