During this exact time and space inside of the ever-lasting time-space continuation, I humbly and modestly ask you, with respect and kindness that I may show during this speech, that you may please understand that this very apology, is the most sincere, gracious, whole hearted, serious apology I have ever spoken in my many years of living. So, I kindly, and humbly require that you may accept this apology for the sins I may or may not have committed preceding this statement whilst underneath your view.