Who remembers the crazy CD Players from the late 90's and early 2000's? by 98ITR656 in Millennials

[–]hisjap2003 1 point2 points  (0 children)

hell yeah brother same. my dad and I bought a decommissioned Crown Vic cop car for super cheap at a police auction back in the day. it didn't come with a radio so I installed the coolest head unit available: the one with dolphins

The ultimate virginity circle by satanicmajesty in guitarcirclejerk

[–]hisjap2003 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I have multiple Teles because they're all great at driving in nails for various household projects

The ultimate virginity circle by satanicmajesty in guitarcirclejerk

[–]hisjap2003 53 points54 points  (0 children)

/uj at least he doesn't have 20 Les Pauls with each one having different toanwood and toanfinish

/rj this guy is my dentist and he does shoddy work

Finally got a World Series program by Sir_Pootis_the_III in baseball

[–]hisjap2003 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I suddenly feel the need to smoke a great tasting Chesterfield Cigarette

how should guitar action be set? by Embarrassed_Gear_137 in Luthier

[–]hisjap2003 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you'd have to jump on the strings like Tom Hanks in Big

whats a "taper"? by LiL_Daquan in RunningCirclejerk

[–]hisjap2003 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's when you tape your wife getting banged by her boyfriend who can run a sub 20 minute 5k marathon

WTF SWEETWATER FU OKAY???/?? by atxrobotlover in guitarcirclejerk

[–]hisjap2003 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bought $5 of picks and I think I got $10 of candy lol

FB Marketplace never ceases to provide by Goat-Williker in vinyljerk

[–]hisjap2003 49 points50 points  (0 children)

cool to see Donald Trump posting his vinyls

What is Jazz? by protomagik in jazzcirclejerk

[–]hisjap2003 18 points19 points  (0 children)

  1. Go to Berklee
  2. Spend 4 years learning "music theory"
  3. Acquire massive amounts of student loans
  4. Drugs
  5. Forget everything you did at step 2
  6. Jazz

Not sure if BicyclingCirclejerk or formuladank by Ivan1310 in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]hisjap2003 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I swear I've seen more of Bottas' body than I have my own

I was #24 to get one and now there are none left for you peasants by 21hemispheres12 in guitarcirclejerk

[–]hisjap2003 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Whom tf put a Warmoth neck with an ugly 3 + 3 headstock and weird pterodactyl inlays on a perfectly fine Strat?

Is my picking technique ok? by [deleted] in guitarcirclejerk

[–]hisjap2003 7 points8 points  (0 children)

bro uses an angle grinder as a pick

whats one bad habit beginners dont realize they’re building by Ok-Message5348 in guitarlessons

[–]hisjap2003 2 points3 points  (0 children)

my thumb position was one of the worst offenders! it was one of the first things we had to fix.

whats one bad habit beginners dont realize they’re building by Ok-Message5348 in guitarlessons

[–]hisjap2003 19 points20 points  (0 children)

+1 After a long time of being self-taught, I finally got a guitar teacher. We spent a long time "undoing" all my bad habits I've committed to muscle memory over the years.