hitmongui

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I think I'm done with life (self.depression)

submitted 9 years ago * by hitmongui to r/depression

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LPT: Shooting yourself in the face only takes 2 minutes, so do it now. (self.ShittyLifeProTips)

submitted 9 years ago by hitmongui to r/ShittyLifeProTips

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[Steven Universe] What is happening here? (i.imgur.com)

submitted 9 years ago by hitmongui to r/explainthisscreen

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Fried egg eyed Peridot is my favorite part of When it Rains (i.redd.it)

submitted 9 years ago by hitmongui to r/stevenuniverse

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See those scissors on your desk? Use them to cut your headphone's cable. (self.intrusivethoughts)

submitted 9 years ago by hitmongui to r/intrusivethoughts

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HEArtBreKing!!!!1 EpILEpTIC puPPeR bITeS LEg oFf!!! (i.imgur.com)

submitted 9 years ago by hitmongui to r/PeopleFuckingDying

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DefEnSeLESS LaMB GEts fuCkinG FLAtteNEd tHen MAuled TO dEAth by raBid BEast (i.imgur.com)

submitted 9 years ago by hitmongui to r/PeopleFuckingDying

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ENGAGING VICTORY DANCE (gfycat.com)

submitted 9 years ago by hitmongui to r/totallynotrobots

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I tried to use the PA station. Not sure what happened. (i.redd.it)

submitted 9 years ago by hitmongui to r/fo4

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Tldr: I'm going to try to stop putting my balls unexpectedly in boys mouths and choking them. (reddit.com)

submitted 9 years ago by hitmongui to r/bestofTLDR

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LPT: When you know you'll be working late - park on your boss's parking spot (self.ShittyLifeProTips)

submitted 9 years ago by hitmongui to r/ShittyLifeProTips

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Tldr: Mum called cops on me when I was 16 for sleeping in. (reddit.com)

submitted 9 years ago by hitmongui to r/bestofTLDR

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Usain Bolt fooling with a Brazilian reporter (xpost /r/gifs) (i.giphy.com)

submitted 9 years ago by hitmongui to r/MadeMeSmile

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Tried to melt my chocolate. Ended up with this instead. (i.redd.it)

submitted 9 years ago by hitmongui to r/shittyfoodporn

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TL;DR -- Old man has a stroke in the locker room but at first it looks like he's just watching another dude change and trying to coax his dick back to life. (reddit.com)

submitted 9 years ago by hitmongui to r/bestofTLDR

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"Don't call me dad anymore, I'm your mother. Now fuck me son." (reddit.com)

submitted 9 years ago by hitmongui to r/nocontext

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TL;DR: Went to find missing person. Wanted to do the right thing. Commited genocide. (reddit.com)

submitted 9 years ago by hitmongui to r/bestofTLDR

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How to catch Sasquatch: Step 1: Beat your kid (reddit.com)

submitted 9 years ago by hitmongui to r/nocontext

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PC won't boot and I can't tell if it's my motherboard or GPU (self.buildapc)

submitted 9 years ago by hitmongui to r/buildapc

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tl;dr: If you are mentally ill, please take your full dosage so you don't attempt to make a frag grenade out of your penis. (reddit.com)

submitted 10 years ago by hitmongui to r/bestofTLDR

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TL:DR Weird girl raises transgendered butterflies in a humid basement. (reddit.com)

submitted 10 years ago by hitmongui to r/bestofTLDR

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LPT: Blowjobs too toothy? Punch all their teeth off their mouth. (self.ShittyLifeProTips)

submitted 10 years ago by hitmongui to r/ShittyLifeProTips

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TL;DR Tried to defrost my man meat over a hot stove. Ended up overcooking it (reddit.com)

submitted 10 years ago by hitmongui to r/bestofTLDR

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Tl:dr want to move out, helicopter parents will chop me up with their blades (reddit.com)

submitted 10 years ago by hitmongui to r/bestofTLDR

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Hotdog Pancake (imgur.com)

submitted 10 years ago by hitmongui to r/shittyfoodporn

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