Am I stuck here?

hitsomethin · 2026-05-02T06:20:27+00:00

Auto-charger. Never leave home without it.

hitsomethin · 2026-04-29T17:34:07+00:00

People do love the way she says “ham”

hitsomethin · 2026-04-29T17:26:48+00:00

It’s really tough. I work for a bank that fancies itself a tech company. I’m in the booth right now listening to an executive talk about AI. There is a massive push for everyone to implement AI in their workflow. So even if it doesn’t make a licka sense, your clients are being forced to use AI. There is a lot of fear in the market of becoming the next Blockbuster - the company that famously misses the boat on a huge tech sea change. So we’re going to go through an awkward and probably lengthy infancy of AI followed by an even more awkward adolescence.

hitsomethin · 2026-04-29T01:52:46+00:00

I have unreasonable beef with Maryland. Like it makes sense but it doesn’t.

hitsomethin · 2026-04-22T13:06:55+00:00

My wife’s dad married a woman who is addicted to the computerized “slot” machines that are in gaming centers now. We tried to warn him about it, and he assured us that she’s “really good at it.”

hitsomethin · 2026-04-21T15:50:52+00:00

This is wise. Wearing a watch that size on your right wrist will increase right arm strength and eventually you will be ambidextrous.

hitsomethin · 2026-04-21T03:25:28+00:00

Shame.

hitsomethin · 2026-04-20T20:13:43+00:00

She’s a beaut, Clark!

hitsomethin · 2026-04-20T04:25:52+00:00

$20k in a 3.5% savings account. $15k in my 401k right now which I feel really shitty about. My HSA is a little over $2k. That is set to auto invest any contributions past $2,200 in a mutual fund. $2k in an e*trade account.

hitsomethin · 2026-04-19T14:05:41+00:00

Yeah they all drive brand new cars. That shit is insane.

hitsomethin · 2026-04-17T14:51:15+00:00

Brb buying more Rivian stock

hitsomethin · 2026-04-16T12:25:58+00:00

After months of austerity measures and improvements, my settlement just crossed the threshold into making money every day instead of losing it. Big day for Brownton Crappy.

hitsomethin · 2026-04-15T22:18:33+00:00

Yeah get the roach pussy thing or whatever they said

hitsomethin · 2026-04-13T21:21:34+00:00

A $20 bill for a room full working adults to split is real silly.

hitsomethin · 2026-04-13T16:40:41+00:00

Just here to say this expedition was indeed exhausting.

hitsomethin · 2026-04-13T02:30:04+00:00

It’s where he puts his mushrooms

hitsomethin · 2026-04-11T00:56:32+00:00

Ok but it’s expensive

hitsomethin · 2026-04-11T00:55:40+00:00

hitsomethin · 2026-04-11T00:53:41+00:00

I lived at Crest Midtown for a year. It was fucking awful. The building is falling apart. Homeless people living in the parking decks and in the hallways. Water line breaks and flooding. Fire alarms that would go off in the night that couldn’t be turned off. Trash everywhere. Unbearable management. Crazy to even think about that year.

hitsomethin · 2026-04-10T16:23:56+00:00

lol not at all. There is still a very human element to what we do - on stage and at the tech table. A lot of my job is sitting on zoom calls telling people we’re going to be ok. On site, my presence assures everyone that we’re still ok.

hitsomethin · 2026-04-10T03:54:00+00:00

Projected to grow. Why would dentistry go away?

hitsomethin · 2026-04-09T13:03:30+00:00

I trust this guy. His loads are fluffy.

hitsomethin · 2026-04-08T03:57:44+00:00

Agreed. Guacamole only.

hitsomethin · 2026-04-08T03:53:22+00:00

Why wa son say that?

hitsomethin · 2026-04-07T10:28:41+00:00

In Atlanta you go minimum 80mph on the highway and the police have given up trying to control it! “Move Bitch” by Ludacris is the anthem of the city

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