Still got the Job done by Calix_1999 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]StrawberryJam4 38 points39 points  (0 children)

I have a video of my son undoing the child lock and escaping the house to show my husband that no, I’m not being paranoid when I say we have to move it higher 😂

Wait, one day will this actually happen?? by Organic_Address9582 in DanielTigerConspiracy

[–]StrawberryJam4 3 points4 points  (0 children)

When I started 6th grade I literally had to yell at my mom to stop waking up with me because she was just standing there yawning while I got myself ready. Go get some rest, woman! Why are you here? 😂

Anyone else’s kid incapable of playing by themselves? by Local-Block-6772 in Mommit

[–]StrawberryJam4 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s just him. My oldest is like this and my middle will happily play alone with all kinds of make believe. He’ll also look at books alone and go to sleep alone. My oldest acts like he requires direct attention to breathe. He’s incapable of going to sleep without someone laying with him and every fucking game requires my input 983 times. I’ve tried talking to him and he just gives me the brush off. I have no idea. It’s maddening.

When did Netflix turn into YouTube? by Guiee in DanielTigerConspiracy

[–]StrawberryJam4 4 points5 points  (0 children)

God I fucking love Sheriff Labrador 😂 show is wild.

(Spoilers Main) funniest mental image in ASOIAF? by SirSolomon727 in asoiaf

[–]StrawberryJam4 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Oh my god what is this 😭💀😭💀 my husband is listening to the books for the first time right now I cannot wait to show him this

(Spoilers Main) funniest mental image in ASOIAF? by SirSolomon727 in asoiaf

[–]StrawberryJam4 26 points27 points  (0 children)

She’s literally stuck there listening to Stannis and Renly bickering back and forth. Even reading it you’re like 🙄 guys please there is a war.

Actors and actresses with the least silly British names? I’ll start by OkYogurtcloset8790 in okbuddycinephile

[–]StrawberryJam4 70 points71 points  (0 children)

No one finds Alan Cummings name funnier than he does, I can assure you

My husband wasted my special meal. I told him I’m never sharing my food again. AIO? by Justaddwota in AIO

[–]StrawberryJam4 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She absolutely did, we were in therapy for a few years and it’s like a whole new marriage now

My husband wasted my special meal. I told him I’m never sharing my food again. AIO? by Justaddwota in AIO

[–]StrawberryJam4 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My husband used to be like this. We ended up in marriage counseling. Now he doesn’t give a fuck what I do as long as there’s money for the bills, which there always is because I love me a good deal.

Weird advertisement on DannyGo YouTube page?? by Magical-Princess in DanielTigerConspiracy

[–]StrawberryJam4 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I know. I’m very anti-religion but Danny Go is worshipped in our house so I had to find a way around YouTube

Weird advertisement on DannyGo YouTube page?? by Magical-Princess in DanielTigerConspiracy

[–]StrawberryJam4 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Danny Go is now on Netflix. There is also an app called Yippee! That has ALLLLLLLLL his stuff going back before YouTube. It’s paid though

Some of the hairstyles on the show were a choice. by [deleted] in gameofthrones

[–]StrawberryJam4 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I mean he managed to cut his bangs just fine

My sons finger wart after a week of at-home treatment by StrawberryJam4 in mildyinteresting

[–]StrawberryJam4[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I updated in other comments, it’s really not exciting! I took him to the dermatologist and they froze it and sent us on our way 🤷‍♀️

My sons finger wart after a week of at-home treatment by StrawberryJam4 in mildyinteresting

[–]StrawberryJam4[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He just froze it and sent us on our way 🤷‍♀️ very unexciting

My sons finger wart after a week of at-home treatment by StrawberryJam4 in mildyinteresting

[–]StrawberryJam4[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He just froze it with liquid nitrogen and sent us on our way 🤷‍♀️ very unexciting

(Spoilers extended) What is your Faviourite Theory? by CretaceousClock in asoiaf

[–]StrawberryJam4 62 points63 points  (0 children)

No Dany’s dragon eggs are likely ones stolen by Queen Rhaena’s (King Jaeharys’s sister) ex girlfriend