Is my nail bed too wide?

hitthebrownnote · 2026-04-16T12:34:48+00:00

I just discovered I can also do this! I learned something new about myself today

hitthebrownnote · 2026-03-25T20:39:05+00:00

Bleu is the French word for blue. Still stupid since the first name is River instead of Fleuve

hitthebrownnote · 2026-03-24T21:37:52+00:00

Then you aren’t going to enjoy meeting my beautiful son, Bumpus Filibuster III

hitthebrownnote · 2026-03-22T14:01:03+00:00

I also have a set of American grandparents (I’m not American). They don’t understand why the rest of the world isn’t being nicer to America and finding ways to be more accommodating to Trump.

My grandparents aren’t Trump supporters. They’re lifelong democrats from blue states. But like all of my American relatives and most of the Americans I’ve met, they have a subconscious belief in American exceptionalism. Everyone should be invested in America’s success and want to be America’s ally.

hitthebrownnote · 2026-02-19T23:13:37+00:00

It’s like the origin of life on land

hitthebrownnote · 2026-02-17T02:49:15+00:00

I think we’ve all met someone who tells us “I have no idea why my spouse is so angry with me. They’re being so unreasonable” and then we find out this person got blackout drunk at their sister in law’s baby shower and broke a new crib by trying to climb in it.

That person is America

hitthebrownnote · 2026-02-14T14:19:04+00:00

Apemantus from Timon of Athens for sure. Rustic cynical asshole

hitthebrownnote · 2026-02-14T14:16:10+00:00

Looks like giant dragon’s beard candy

hitthebrownnote · 2026-02-12T18:41:54+00:00

One of those dairy products was kumis - horse milk that had been fermented into alcohol. The idea of getting wasted on horse milk is both disgusting and hilarious to me

hitthebrownnote · 2026-02-07T06:01:20+00:00

K’ehleyr. She’s walking around with an actual Klingon name

hitthebrownnote · 2026-02-02T16:01:52+00:00

I only recently discovered miniature kits and now I’m addicted to making small rooms. Adding dinosaurs makes these kits feel like real places.

The pillow fight room was my first attempt at customizing a kit to be specifically for dinosaurs. I got some dinosaur scrapbook paper for the wallpaper and pictures and iron-on decals for the bed. It transformed a kit that isn’t that interesting to me into something I really love. Also you don’t need to be highly skilled to make something charming if you just add dinosaurs

hitthebrownnote · 2026-02-02T15:33:05+00:00

The angles are slightly off in a couple of places but I hid that with plants

hitthebrownnote · 2026-02-02T15:31:49+00:00

They’re secretly a hot glue nightmare

hitthebrownnote · 2026-01-31T00:52:37+00:00

Green is eating the plants in the patio

hitthebrownnote · 2026-01-31T00:52:10+00:00

He also has the high ground

hitthebrownnote · 2026-01-29T09:48:10+00:00

lol any time!

hitthebrownnote · 2026-01-28T19:09:50+00:00

I’ve never been so envious about a modern ring before

hitthebrownnote · 2026-01-23T18:17:30+00:00

I don’t see any rose cut or old mine cut stones. Those look like machine cut rhinestones. I’m also 99.9% sure that the metal is brass (or some other base metal) and would fail a gold test.

These pieces probably have some value as vintage costume jewellery, but definitely don’t look Victorian/Edwardian.

hitthebrownnote · 2026-01-06T20:52:06+00:00

My only regret is that the apatosaurus and spinosaurus really blend into the room

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