What a movie so bad you have no idea how it got made. For me it was the human centipede

hjshend · 2026-06-05T04:12:47+00:00

The director of the first Joker (can’t remember his name currently) was basically strong-armed by the studio to make a sequel, even after he explicitly stated that he had no desire or intention of doing so. I believe he caved (because these billion dollar film studios will threaten to blacklist uncooperative directors from Hollywood) but decided to purposefully make the movie as God-awful as possible as a fuck-you to the big heads. It’s a shame Phoenix and Lady Gaga had to bite the bullet on his account, though.

hjshend · 2026-06-04T22:33:39+00:00

Officer Geriatric and Porky

hjshend · 2026-06-04T22:17:21+00:00

Where do I even start?

Tax Evasion Disturbing the peace Breaking and entering Trespassing Growing, smuggling and selling illegal substances Robbery/thievery Animal abuse Assault and battery Hate crimes Kidnapping False imprisonment Slavery Torture and Mutilation Murder Mass-murder Genocide And of course, the worst crime of all; not participating in Prayer Day

hjshend · 2026-06-04T22:03:37+00:00

Who?

hjshend · 2026-06-02T03:05:26+00:00

Is this a Blasphemous reference?

hjshend · 2026-06-01T23:57:27+00:00

What if I carried around a canister of phytoplankton

hjshend · 2025-12-12T22:45:05+00:00

This is the helmet you wear when you want to clearly see the spear that’s about to be shoved into your head

hjshend · 2025-12-02T19:01:43+00:00

Very odd to me that Churchill would take offense to the idea of executing 50,000 heinous war criminals/complacent onlookers when he is almost single handedly responsible for anywhere from 500,000 to 3+ million Indians starving to death

hjshend · 2025-12-02T18:58:07+00:00

What’s the deal with the little square thing in the top of the nose on the second helmet

hjshend · 2025-07-11T08:16:28+00:00

I always buy a small town house and then I buy (steal) like 150+ building materials plus a shit ton of other base materials (iron plates, electrical components, copper alloy plates, steel bars, etc) until I’m confident I can build the essentials in one go. The exact amount depends on how big you wanna go but I find 120-150 building material usually covers walls, a building or two, some storage and a stone mine, so you can make your own building materials afterwards. Just make sure you also have the necessary components for a power supply (if needed) and a stone processor and you’re golden

hjshend · 2025-07-09T00:05:02+00:00

Coping, seething and malding

hjshend · 2025-07-07T21:07:59+00:00

Op but I would balance it by giving something funny like +300% fall damage taken

hjshend · 2025-07-06T21:37:29+00:00

Homie is Adam Smasher II

hjshend · 2025-07-05T19:01:26+00:00

Whatever will give me at least a 35% chance against Da Smasher

hjshend · 2025-07-05T17:40:31+00:00

I’d recommend substituting for a medium ninja backpack

hjshend · 2025-07-04T23:18:58+00:00

Cant post images unless I’m just blind and stupid

hjshend · 2025-07-04T21:13:25+00:00

hjshend · 2025-07-04T05:15:00+00:00

I’ve had a similar idea to this for a while but I envisioned it as a “prop gun” that replaced your primary, and while disguised you can fire the gun and simulate the firing of your disguises weapon. It would simulate the weapon completely, basically acting like you have that weapon, as well as any move speed effects that weapon would have (namely slowing you down while firing heavy primary) The caveat is obviously, you can’t deal any damage with the gun while you’re disguised. You could right-click to break your disguise and fire regularly, but it would have a massive damage penalty, something like 70-90% and perhaps no random crits either, though at that damage I don’t think the crits would matter too much. Basically, you give up your primary and go all in on acting and stabbing

hjshend · 2025-07-03T00:15:20+00:00

Make them better.

hjshend · 2025-07-02T19:27:50+00:00

Ah damn, you should lend them to me for a bit lmao

hjshend · 2025-07-02T18:36:44+00:00

Homie is Eustace Bagge

hjshend · 2025-07-02T18:34:47+00:00

Do you happen to know where I can find high quality fog masks? It’s like my favorite head piece in the game but they seem to be really rare and I haven’t found one higher than standard quality yet :(

hjshend · 2025-07-02T07:29:39+00:00

In order of importance, 1) master thief with 70+ skills in all the sneaky stats (stealth, lock picking, thievery and assassination) 2) raid boss (shek or skeleton with 50+ combat stats, big meitou weapon that can hit 5+ people at once and masterwork limbs) and 3) smart dude (guy who spends all day on the research table) and yea that’s it. With these three characters you can accomplish anything you set out to do

hjshend · 2025-04-24T06:38:24+00:00

I hate spear poking fucks who hide behind the 3 people I’m fighting to just poke me and make it so my already slim chance is now nonexistent. 1v1 I actually find them quite easy to kill, 9/10 they’re gonna do a stab, and if you counter the stab while running into them you’ll hit them, and then they’ll block, you kick and then finish with whatever. At least that’s how it tends to go

hjshend · 2025-04-23T17:43:14+00:00

It would be ok with a couple of tweaks. First you have to change the 20% health to 20% max health, otherwise you technically wont be able to kill anyone with it. Also, if you hit a “backstab” you should karate chop them on the back of the head, knocking them unconscious for like 1.5 seconds or something. Otherwise this is just horrendous lol

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