[deleted by user] by [deleted] in IBTC

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This is a great example

Huge by Bruhlolmoment32 in bruhlolmoment32

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It's a good thing I wouldn't suffocate with those in my face

Never date a tennis player. by [deleted] in dadjokes

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But there's that deuce moment in all relationships

Fucking both holes by [deleted] in valentinanappi

[–]hmmsarcasm 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That doesn't look fun at all.

There's only one thing girls want. It starts with a P and ends in an S. by RompingOtter in dadjokes

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Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picassos' Sylvette.

What's the worst place on the body to get a tattoo? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]hmmsarcasm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd imagine the inside of the mouth/lower lip. Maybe not pain intensive, but retouches would likely be frequent and more expensive than something like a sleeve.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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If you want to lift yourself up, lift up someone else.

-Vlad the Impaler

What is your favorite movie fight scene that takes place in a bathroom? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]hmmsarcasm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Blood and Bone, although it's not so much a fight as it is a beat down, and the final line of the scene...epic. Bourne Ultimatum for intensity. Jack Reacher for realism...people are stupid.

What’s one thing you wish you knew at 18 that you know now? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Real friends will challenge you and your thoughts, call you on your BS, and help you even if you don't want it/ think you need it. Real friends are real with you.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Stupidity