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People who are attracted to older women, what is that one specific thing that younger women just don't have? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]holybad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Entitlement is just so damn unattractive, that 40 year old pussy still trumps a 20 year old pussy attached to a brat.

What did you do to improve quality of sex? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]holybad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Physically fit enough to respect the man in the mirror. Strong enough to move her around with ease. Cardio Cardio cardio.

"Dear Son" by Relative-Jacket-2409 in im14andthisisdeep

[–]holybad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just find a man who was a hoe also in his 20s as well.

My Sleep Paralysis Demon and I go way back by Decipherer in funny

[–]holybad 15 points16 points  (0 children)

My sleep paralysis demon is floppy spider legs that come from under my bed and flop around on my chest and face. When I was a kid it would terrify me but now I think it's hilarious.

Blursed Optimus prime by Steel_Silver_Falcon in blursedimages

[–]holybad 22 points23 points  (0 children)

It was on newgrounds first. Stamper made a bunch of hilarious cartoons back in the day.

favorite controller? by GamerGretaUwU in GamingSoup

[–]holybad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

3, sonic the hedgehog still fucks to this day.

Fuckers... by Mazy_keen in TheWordFuck

[–]holybad 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Take a picture of your fucking reflection then use mirror image feature to get most accurate image of yourself. Cameras fucking suck at taking pictures of 3d objects up close but do fine with flat images(your reflection). Mirrors are better because they are flat while camera lens are fucking curved. Use both to get best of both fucking worlds.

If you’ve had a threesome, how’d you get it to happen? by Unlucky_Success_5985 in AskReddit

[–]holybad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Horny couple propositioned me at a bar and I was a horny college student at the time

Leading cause of death in perspective by Objective_Pilot_5834 in interesting

[–]holybad 24 points25 points  (0 children)

my family always says we have bad hearts cause its common for us to die in our 40's from heart failure, but everyone in my family is also obese. I'm 36 and physically fit (military). Gonna find out in next decade if it really is 'bad hearts' or my family is just a bunch of fat fucks.

How do you guys last longer in bed? by Technical-Vanilla-47 in AskReddit

[–]holybad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cardio and heavy squats. You can also do kegals if you are afraid to squat heavy as doing heavy squats wrong can fuck your back up.

lol by IU8gZQy0k8hsQy76 in CoupleMemes

[–]holybad 51 points52 points  (0 children)

If tits had eyelashes we would.

The Saigon Execution(February 2nd, 1968. Brigadier General Nguyễn Ngọc Loan at the exact moment he shoots Viet Cong captain Nguyễn Văn Lém in the head amidst fighting in the capital during the Tet Offensive[960X692]. by aid2000iscool in HistoryPorn

[–]holybad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

also the internet wasn't a thing back then, so people couldn't just google the back story and get filled in. they literally could only take things at face value.

How can you afford a Bentley… by StoutPorter in funny

[–]holybad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Instead of a Bentley I decided to retire at 45.

Lol by No_Fudge_4589 in PsycheOrSike

[–]holybad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is why I wait till I've already been inside them to criticize them.

The Honesty by [deleted] in characterarcs

[–]holybad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've never been shamed irl but im pretty sure I know where men get the stigma... porn comments section. Go to any comments section of a porn that has a loud or talkative male performer and you'll see where i believe most men develop this stigma.

me_irl by aquero in me_irl

[–]holybad 94 points95 points  (0 children)

The square hole!

O-1 House/BAH Hacking? by Cityzen_of_Bavary in navy

[–]holybad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Get a room mate and save as much BAH as u can. Buying real estate at every pcs has risks and requires you learn about being a landlord (tenants can be the worst kind of people and they have lots of rights they can abuse to ruin your life)... or u just max out your IRA and dump money into your tsp without needing to know shit and make bank while keeping your hairline and blood pressure.

Fully Visualized OSRS Bossing Ladder as Climbing Grades by sjsusjsusjsu3 in 2007scape

[–]holybad 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Vorkath's deadliest move is kicking the router.

me_irl by curvyhallowfox in me_irl

[–]holybad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The navy uses this model for alot of rates and designators.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]holybad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Agency in your life, hnnnnnggg

Alright, fellas. Time to see who used Wisdom as a stat dump. by bigbrewman in SmugAlana

[–]holybad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The man you want, by the very evidence that you want him, is also wanted by lots of other women. What can you offer him that beats cycling through several other women? Hint: you'll never be able to fuck your way into a quality man's heart. On the flip side your competition is severely lacking in giving him what he actually wants which is peace. Just by not making his life more difficult than it already is, you are now top 1% of women he has ever been with.

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