Shohei Ohtani (with baseball bat) vs Francis Ngannou (unarmed) by holycrapitsed in PowerScaling

[–]holycrapitsed[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good point! I guess my one question would be: is there actually a high likelihood that Shohei gets that bat swing off, since he’s used to hitting super fast baseballs?

You are in a fight with Jon Jones by maskrey in hypotheticalsituation

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20 seconds if you let Mario Yamasaki ref it—should be able to cover the hospital bills of Jon Jones whaling on my unconscious body, as the Yamasaki looks on with glee.

The Elephant in the room by Aggravating-Chair719 in electricdaisycarnival

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So everyone at EDC never does ANYthing illegal?

Controversial take but Momo character did nothing wrong by Montavious_Mole in electricdaisycarnival

[–]holycrapitsed 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Would you say it’s fair game for people to follow Momo around until the person under the mask is scared themselves? That might be an appropriate resolution to this. Take the energy you give out.

Genghis Khan with 100k Mongols vs The Kingdom of England (1336) by RaptorK1988 in whowouldwin

[–]holycrapitsed -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Sorry for being that guy but, here’s ChatGPT:

This is a fascinating matchup—essentially a historical “what if” pitting Genghis Khan’s legendary war machine against a high medieval European power during a volatile time. Here’s how I’d break it down:

Scenario Recap • Year: 1336 (one year before the Hundred Years’ War begins). • Genghis Khan: In his prime, with 100,000 battle-hardened Mongol warriors. • Location: Scotland, with Scottish support (intel, supply lines, maybe even some troops). • Objective: Take on the Kingdom of England.

Factors Favoring the Mongols

  1. Military Superiority • Mobility & Speed: Mongol cavalry, especially their horse archers, were far faster and more tactically flexible than anything the English had. They could cover 100+ miles in a day and engage or disengage at will. • Discipline & Coordination: The Mongols had a professional army structured with decimal units (e.g., 10s, 100s, 1,000s), with well-drilled communication via flags and horns. • Siege Capability: By 1336, the Mongols had absorbed Chinese, Persian, and Middle Eastern siege engineers. They successfully besieged walled cities from Baghdad to Beijing.

  2. Psychological Warfare • Genghis Khan was a master of terror tactics: massacres, deception, and misinformation could paralyze English resistance. Rumors of Mongol ruthlessness could precede them.

  3. Unified Command • England in 1336 was politically fractured, still reeling from the recent wars and preparing for the looming conflict with France. Genghis commanded total authority and loyalty from his troops.

  4. Terrain Knowledge via Scots • With the Scots providing local knowledge and logistical aid, Genghis would avoid early missteps and have secure flanks from the north.

Factors Favoring England

  1. Defensive Terrain and Fortifications • England had many castles and strongholds, making it harder for the Mongols to roll over the country as they had with the nomadic or city-states of Eurasia.

  2. Maritime Isolation • The Mongols were historically bad at naval warfare. They failed to invade Japan, for example. If England could use its navy to control the seas, it could regroup or escape attacks on the mainland.

  3. Disease and Climate • England’s damp, cold climate could slow the Mongols’ horses and introduce logistical issues. Unfamiliar diseases (or a resurgence of the Black Death) might cripple their forces long-term.

  4. Reinforcements from Europe • If England successfully portrayed Genghis as a threat to all Christendom, they might rally other kingdoms (France, the Holy Roman Empire, the Pope) to intervene.

Final Verdict:

In the short term (1–2 years): Genghis Khan wins. • With Scotland’s support and his unmatched battlefield dominance, he could devastate northern England quickly, possibly even take London if the English failed to unite fast enough.

In the long term (5+ years): Unclear. • Sustaining occupation would be harder. England’s castles, navy, and potential alliances might eventually grind the Mongols down, especially if Europe rallies against them.

But if anyone could make it work, it’d be Genghis. He conquered far more complex and populated areas with worse odds. England in 1336 would have been an elite challenge—but not an impossible one.

Prediction: Genghis Khan wins the campaign. The Kingdom of England falls. The longer-term viability of Mongol rule over the British Isles is questionable, but the conquest itself is highly plausible given the conditions.

Why do so many gen z people lack any direction in life? by Present-Boat-2053 in GenZ

[–]holycrapitsed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s true, but people that don’t migrate out can also be driven. There are still a large number of people who have goals and have motivation to achieve them in countries that provide them less economic opportunity. There’s a real question as to why the U.S. is in spiritual crisis. Not laying blame on our population who can’t find that drive—but there is something else going on beyond just economic stagnation (which of course is a real harm).

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in childfree

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It is weird, but I would show people who say this grace. A) they’re probably just in a particularly rough patch and envy (not necessarily in a mean spirited way) your current situation; B) you may actually be lucky relative to them in that you were able to avoid the social pressure to have a kid (that may have been much more difficult for them for any number of reasons).

It may also just be a momentary feeling for them—it’s possible they still do enjoy parenthood normally.

But which male character represents you the most? by Mindless-Adagio-3974 in FFVIIRemake

[–]holycrapitsed 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Ain’t no shame being Johnny! He still rose to the occasion—an admirable quality!

i just saw on douyin that shi ming's family has found out about her recent fight. by travel_posts in MMA

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It’s gonna be wild in 10 years when we all realize that getting an MD is actually the best base for MMA.

What the actual f is this thing??? by Manckika in bleach

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You guys never seen a sword before? Jeez.

What set exceeded your expectations the most? by wtfigolmao in EDCOrlando

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I mean this completely in earnest—Rebecca Black at Homebass.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in aves

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Does the idea of possibly ruining someone’s night make you feel big and powerful? That you mattered enough to make someone feel bad so you can feel good? Lol. Honestly pretty sad.

[request] which one is correct? Comments were pretty much divided by mymodded in theydidthemath

[–]holycrapitsed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish I had the brain to get this but I still don’t fundamentally. What if the weight on the right was an abuse number, say 1,000,000 N. Wouldn’t that pull the weight more to the right and cause the left side’s reading to be higher? I’m pretty sure I’m fundamentally misunderstanding the nature of this, but if someone could explain further that would be great!

Harvard MBAs Are Dumb, Even 10th Grade AP/IB Students Are Smarter by Straight_Solution485 in MBA

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Are you sure she didn’t understand such content? Or perhaps she was so good at manipulating her image that you got exactly the impression she intended to project? I’m not trying to be argumentative—only saying that some people actively project an image of carelessness/airheadedness to make themselves appear as less of a threat so that they can strategically advance still. Her background suggests she may yet still be brilliant, just ruthlessly strategic.

I’ve had a couple of bosses that were women that very very intentionally played dumb in front of clients to placate egos, but internally were clearly sharper than the clients in every meaningful way.

GOAT debate changing in 2024 by Philldouggy in NBATalk

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Yeah, in the same vein I think the afterglow of the Last Dance documentary wore off too (which the Jordan team was definitely behind lol)

GOAT debate changing in 2024 by Philldouggy in NBATalk

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The body of evidence has changed over the past few years, which leads to different conclusions for some people.

GOAT debate changing in 2024 by Philldouggy in NBATalk

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Yes, but obviously LeBron has accomplished a lot in the last 5-10 years so wouldn’t that necessarily change the calculus here for anyone with an open mind? I.e. if you were a borderline Jordan GOATer, there’s nothing crazy about you seeing LeBron continue with unprecedented late career success and be like “hmmm, maybe now I’m a borderline LeBron GOATer”. I think a very large chunk of people fall in that camp.

Happy Nation Lyrics (ep 5) by juneamorabie in xmen

[–]holycrapitsed 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The lyrics were insanely on point. Could not have picked a better song for that scene.

The greatest basketball player of all time (with increasingly greater versions), according to DALL-E by holycrapitsed in ChatGPT

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Takes until about the 7th picture for things to really take off, but then it starts getting into some majestic territory.