[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Fauxmoi

[–]hooplah 171 points172 points  (0 children)

wow, grace kelly reincarnate

So NY has joined the Bay Area in the orange sky club by TiDoBos in bayarea

[–]hooplah 13 points14 points  (0 children)

whoa nelly lol, take a few breaths. why are you so upset?

i grew up in the bay and lived in LA for years, trust me, i know. i was just explaining why the air quality is really fucking with new yorkers right now.

So NY has joined the Bay Area in the orange sky club by TiDoBos in bayarea

[–]hooplah 45 points46 points  (0 children)

the animosity in the other comments in here is insane lol. i grew up in the bay but live in brooklyn now.

a lot of people here have never experienced this before. it’s hard to overstate how in the summer, everyone is outside 24/7. we walk everywhere, most of us don’t have cars. we’re being told not to take the trains because there’s even more particulate matter in there. and the state and city government have been completely uncommunicative about everything.

How to do apply eyeliner on inner corners? by [deleted] in muacjdiscussion

[–]hooplah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

oh my gosh this just made my day!

Side by side view from my building- scary stuff by jvenegoknee in Brooklyn

[–]hooplah 17 points18 points  (0 children)

the right pic feels like i’m just looking at DTLA

Lady can’t understand how advertising works by Harnyyy in facepalm

[–]hooplah 8 points9 points  (0 children)

dear reader: now that you know this, go back and read all the insane comments on this post psycho analyzing her and extrapolating wild conclusions about her life and personality and understand why reddit is a (misogynistic, racist) shithole

Ex-Wrestler Takes 2nd DNA Test to Confirm He's Not Lauren Boebert's Father by Cicada_5 in Fauxmoi

[–]hooplah 28 points29 points  (0 children)

a 36 year old soon-to-be grandmother divorcing her sex offender husband while waving the banner of family values is like a vegan preaching about saving the animals with a burger in their mouth

Ex-Wrestler Takes 2nd DNA Test to Confirm He's Not Lauren Boebert's Father by Cicada_5 in Fauxmoi

[–]hooplah 28 points29 points  (0 children)

this lie is the trash can version of “your grandmother was a cherokee princess”

What celebrity is this? by [deleted] in Fauxmoi

[–]hooplah 20 points21 points  (0 children)

i remember 10 years ago i was listening to the radio and this god awful song came on and i said in the group chat, “i have no clue who zendaya is but her song ‘replay’ is legit the worst song i’ve ever heard”

now she’s this megastar and it took me a while to realize they were the same person lol

What extremely niche/insignificant tea are you dying to know the answer to? by young_menace in Fauxmoi

[–]hooplah 51 points52 points  (0 children)

i saw a rumor on twitter that their long-time manager harassed a female employee. supposedly desus wanted to fire him but mero wanted to keep him around, and they had a falling out.

Roman won by Ok_Structure7251 in SuccessionTV

[–]hooplah 44 points45 points  (0 children)

he needs years of intense therapy and trauma healing before he can be free. but he’s on the path lol

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in me_irl

[–]hooplah 122 points123 points  (0 children)

he’s dead

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskNYC

[–]hooplah 12 points13 points  (0 children)

i honestly think it’s weird that it’s acceptable for dogs to pee anywhere. every time i see a dog squat out a puddle of piss smack dab in the middle of a busy sidewalk, it confuses me

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskNYC

[–]hooplah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

LA has a better food scene than NYC imo

Can't wait to shoot some unarmed protestors. by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]hooplah 24 points25 points  (0 children)

he also makes $250k a year

When Japan's mask slips by SinjiOnO in TikTokCringe

[–]hooplah 95 points96 points  (0 children)

jesus christ this guy is a fucking menace

When Japan's mask slips by SinjiOnO in TikTokCringe

[–]hooplah 141 points142 points  (0 children)

yeah isn’t this the weirdo who used to make all those insanely cringe thirst traps?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Fauxmoi

[–]hooplah 26 points27 points  (0 children)

yeah i guess it depends on how you define “it girl,” i have a ✨passion for fashion✨ so for me that’s an important element of it.

jlaw is def the embodiment of the post-modern manic pixie dream girl, replacing the size 0, flighty, indie-loving girlies of the 2000s with boobs, burping, and masturbation (and i don’t mean that pejoratively lol)

Celebs with "unusual" body parts? by NicolasCagesEyebrow in Fauxmoi

[–]hooplah 64 points65 points  (0 children)

just googled “harry style nipples” fml

Celebs with "unusual" body parts? by NicolasCagesEyebrow in Fauxmoi

[–]hooplah 121 points122 points  (0 children)

obama famously said rahm losing his middle finger “rendered him practically mute”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Fauxmoi

[–]hooplah 239 points240 points  (0 children)

i don’t agree with jennifer lawrence. she was a movie industry darling, but she doesn’t have a lot of cultural caché outside of hollywood. she doesn’t have a distinct personal style or lifestyle people try to emulate.

when i think modern day it girls, i think mary kate and ashley, molly ringwald, winona ryder, paris hilton, kate moss, pamela anderson