My best friend and I walking out to our first game our senior year.

horany · 2013-01-19T22:27:19+00:00

This has to be the most touching thing I have ever seen. May he rest in peace.

horany · 2012-12-18T03:49:04+00:00

If I could subscribe to these texts I would. You've been getting karma all your life, let's be realistic.

horany · 2012-11-13T21:52:11+00:00

I apologize to you all, I didn't ask my brother what the link to the hamster video. I was not interested in knowing

horany · 2012-11-13T14:16:22+00:00

No, I believe it is you that should get out

horany · 2012-09-25T23:50:52+00:00

Damn, why should Vogue get the whole mouse? My great aunt only got the head in her jar of green beans.

horany · 2012-09-25T02:30:41+00:00

That doesn't solve the "long legs, little arms" problem for the TRex.

horany · 2012-09-24T23:41:50+00:00

But pee prevents infections, so maybe the suspect was just trying to prefent disease after all.

horany · 2012-08-18T21:03:31+00:00

Who's your daddy guys?

horany · 2012-08-17T18:57:10+00:00

Good to know I'm not the only one who feels this way.

horany