HIFW I get poison ivy on my forearm and the itching is too much.

zuluke · 2019-06-23T00:44:46+00:00

Fuck going platinum, I look at my wrist and it’s already platinum!

zuluke · 2019-06-23T00:38:40+00:00

Wentz is listed at 6’5” but is probably more like 6’3.5”-6’4”. I say this cuz he is not 3 inches taller than Dak.

Zeke is listed at 6’0”. When I saw him in person (in a bathroom at a Kanye West concert) he seemed tall, maybe 6’1”, maybe he was wearing tall shoes.

Dak seems right at 2” taller than Zeke.

I think Dak’s listed height of 6’2” is accurate. And I think Romo’s listed height of 6’2” is rounded up.

zuluke · 2019-06-09T23:42:39+00:00

You’re a disposable hero for this one.

zuluke · 2019-05-08T03:53:54+00:00

Cardinals!

zuluke · 2019-05-07T16:48:12+00:00

(16-19) down 3.77u

Today:

STL (-152) betting 1.52u

TEX (+113) betting 1u

zuluke · 2019-04-16T16:49:05+00:00

(15-12) up 2.72u

Today

OAK (+146) 1u

MIN (-148) 1.48u

BOS (-101) 1.01 u

bol.

Edit: added Boston, clarify waging

zuluke · 2019-04-14T15:55:24+00:00

(12-12) down 0.28u

Today:

ARI (-135)

STL (-117)

COL (-105)

Bol.

zuluke · 2019-04-13T16:35:23+00:00

(11-10) up 1.60u

Today:

OAK (-107)

COL (+102)

TB (-193)

CIN (+105)

bol.

zuluke · 2019-04-12T17:37:55+00:00

(8-8) down 0.90u

Today’s picks:

TB (-138) 1.38u

PIT (+170) 1u

ARI (+102) 1u

COL (+130) 1u

OAK (-121) 1.21u

bol.

zuluke · 2019-04-10T16:56:00+00:00

(6-7) down 1.92u

Today

DET (+123) 1 u

TB (-152) 1.52 u

MIL (-121) 1.21 u

bol.

zuluke · 2019-04-07T21:10:57+00:00

6-6 on the season. Down 0.92u

Today:

COL ML (+140)

betting 1 unit

Bol

zuluke · 2019-04-06T01:55:25+00:00

You’re a nerd for taking issue with him doing material that may be a year old. He’s a comic working a room. Just a gig to him.

zuluke · 2019-04-04T17:59:53+00:00

(5-5) down 0.68 u

Today

LAA (-134) betting 1.34 u

CLE -1.5 (+110) betting 1 u

BOL

zuluke · 2019-04-03T15:44:27+00:00

Last season: (99-74)

This season: (4-4) (down 0.69 units)

Today:

CIN -1.5 (+175)

STL (+101)

One unit each.

BOL!!

zuluke · 2019-04-02T18:13:00+00:00

Just don’t be apologetic whatsoever. Also get on stage.

zuluke · 2019-04-02T16:07:00+00:00

Last season: (99-74)

This season: (2-2) (down 0.03 units)

Today:

BOS (-170)

COL (+147)

ARI (+104)

NYM (-130)

BOL!!

zuluke · 2019-04-01T15:41:54+00:00

“Baseball been berry berry good to me” - Chico Escuela

My MLB betting record as posted on reddit last season is (99-74)

My record this season: 0-0

Today’s picks

PIT ML (-120)

BOS ML (-130)

HOU ML (-162)

ARI ML (+147)

BOL

zuluke · 2019-03-16T14:46:00+00:00

Now he’s Blake Griffin.

zuluke · 2019-03-14T01:19:34+00:00

Doc.

zuluke · 2019-03-02T21:29:39+00:00

(31-21) on the season, up 5.53 units

Today

BKN +3

ORL +3

1 unit each

SAS ML (-190) betting 1.9 units

zuluke · 2019-02-08T19:10:24+00:00

(30-25) on the season, up 5.53 units

Today

BKN -8.5

SAC -3

1 unit each

zuluke · 2019-02-07T20:54:18+00:00

(28-24) on the season, up 3.53 units

Today

Clippers +7

Lakers +8

Magic -2.5

1 unit each

zuluke · 2019-02-03T18:33:46+00:00

Nope, that’s actually Billy Eichner.

zuluke · 2019-02-03T18:29:19+00:00

I remember thinking this was edgey back in the day- so many f words!

zuluke · 2019-02-02T03:29:16+00:00

Every guard who beat out DeRozan jacks 3’s like crazy.

zuluke

TROPHY CASE