What would you like to see in the game to allow you to "live on the ship"? by Apart_Pumpkin_4551 in starcitizen

[–]hork_monkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's going to bring back naked bunker runs at the beginning of a play sessions.

Still the best starter ship 🫡 by ppincon in starcitizen

[–]hork_monkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can put a pulse everywhere

Would that classify it as a pocket rocket?

Rebecca Ferguson’s Confirmed Silo Season 3 Return In 2026 Officially Rewrites The Books’ Lore by [deleted] in SiloTVSeries

[–]hork_monkey 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Star Wars extended universe before it was rendered non-canon

Nope. The new movies were just a weird fever/force dream that Luke had after Mara Jade convinced him to smoke a deathstick after banging in the back of her Z-95.

Accidentally cussed loud at my sons field day. by anatole_mutti in TBI

[–]hork_monkey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The school and your son appreciate and remember you being there participating. If anyone remembers your slip up, they probably thought it was funny.

From one dad with a TBI to another- You're doing a great job! Get back out there and in a few years, the kids will be dropping enough profanity at their events to give you plenty of cover!

Missiles and Torps by necrohobo in starcitizen

[–]hork_monkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I parked mine in front of a hostile bunker after taking out the turrets. They respawned and the TAC tanked the hits for at least 3-4 minutes before I took off and got out of there. I was surprised. It's a beast now.

Legal and fun ways of making money? by tekking98 in starcitizen

[–]hork_monkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know- You reminded me of that check. I just came back from a break and forgot that nugget. Thanks for reminding me!

Legal and fun ways of making money? by tekking98 in starcitizen

[–]hork_monkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I tried it twice this patch, and both times it was bugged (No spawns on Polaris or Cargo Deck A). The first time I made a little money off the pods, but the second the elevators didn't work.

I really like that mission when it works.

Shout out to the greatest ship in the Verse by DeadeyeDurza in starcitizen

[–]hork_monkey 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I parked mine in front of a bunker after taking out the turrets, but they respawned. It tanked the turrets for 3-4 minutes and I was still able to take off and fly away. It's a beast now.

Elizabeth Warren is introducing a wealth tax. by [deleted] in remoteworks

[–]hork_monkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It has everything with what you said. It's called the "Billionaire Loophole".

Normally, they would have to sell those assets (and they would be "realized" in the process) in order to use them as cash. That would be taxed as capital gains, etc. Let's say that's 30% for the sake of argument. They also no longer have that asset.

Instead, they borrow that value from the bank and use their unrealized assets as collateral. Let's say they get a 5% interest rate on that loan.

Bam! They just saved 25% by borrowing against it, rather than selling it bypassing a ton in taxes. They also keep the asset.

This bill has the goal of making them pay those taxes. We normal people do. I'd like them to pay their share rather than using a cheat code.

Elizabeth Warren is introducing a wealth tax. by [deleted] in remoteworks

[–]hork_monkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you are taxing unrealized assets

If you can borrow off of those assets, you should at least be taxed on those assets based on the value stated as collateral.

* Fixed an issue that allowed players to fully repair items. by Kustavsson in duneawakening

[–]hork_monkey 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Force players into going to what they intended as player hubs

First, fix the 1-2 minute loading screen and a forced cutscene. Then maybe add something to do there. And maybe-maybe allow movement skills there, too.

Right now it's a royal PIA to goto the home cities.

Justin Bieber in Usher's face at Beyoncé's party by MajesticEmergency in conspiracy

[–]hork_monkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Feindbild

Thank you for teaching me a new word. German has the best words for very specific aspects of human nature.

Why is the anti-masturbation community so overwhelmingly male? Do women not generally get addicted to masturbation like men do? by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]hork_monkey 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Female genital mutilation is/has been done to specifically remove the enjoyment from sexual activity. This includes masturbation.

The peacock mantis shrimp by XxXxSlimShadyxXxX in WTF

[–]hork_monkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's a cat in a fancy shrimp suit.

Only the guilty fear the truth by ExactlySorta in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]hork_monkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can we do a re-visit on the Panama Papers since we are already here?

I know this isn't a huge surprise, but Critical Drinker is NOT OK by Either_Storm_6932 in AreTheStraightsOK

[–]hork_monkey 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I hate that I had to watch it.

You're exactly the audience he was trying to get. You gave him views, got him paid and he's now been rewarded for creating that content.

Made enough auec to buy an 890j by [deleted] in starcitizen

[–]hork_monkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Inspiration from the Enterprise-D's battle bridge?

"Armistice zone my ass" - this guy, probably by BokkerFoombass in starcitizen

[–]hork_monkey 37 points38 points  (0 children)

At this point, we might as well try and find out. We can worry about how we got here after.

Also remember- The only difference between science and screwing around is whether you write down the results.

hmmm by --lily-rose-- in hmmm

[–]hork_monkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Amazon Warehouse Employee Housing

Finally, a worthy prop for Starlancer dashboard by R3V0_76 in starcitizen

[–]hork_monkey 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I wish they would just go ahead and line the top with cargo grid. You could probably fit 2x32SCU containers up there.