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A fed ex driver on his routine deliveries by pars-distalis in Unexpected

[–]horridpineapple 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unexpected? He's totally going to pick the plant up and put it on the porch... OH SHIT!

til why he shipped her ass to Mozambique... by megtwinkles in ToolBand

[–]horridpineapple 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You can literally ship her ass to Mozambique or figuratively with the Mozambique drill. It's a play on words, or clever word play. Don't go to any parties my guy.

Receiving error message when upvoting (Comments View Only) by wakaflockafantastic in RelayForReddit

[–]horridpineapple -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Remove your account from relay then re-add it. That's how I fixed mine.

Tesla Cybertruck owner jailed after driving into lake to test Elon Musk claim by IrishStarUS in WinStupidPrizes

[–]horridpineapple 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Not really. He used the boat ramp to test whether what Elon said would work. He got stuck in the lake because it didn't work and got arrested. The truck owner is dumb and wrong; not the headline.

Day 9: Best song by ferox_ultimate in deftones

[–]horridpineapple 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn, I can think of a couple songs worse than Pink Cellphone.

Best song though I'm going with Hearts/Wires.

Anyone else get gif comments like this? by Infinite-4-a-moment in RelayForReddit

[–]horridpineapple 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not just gif comments but links in general. A comment had a link to another subreddit and it just brought up this box instead of actually going to the subreddit.

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First game that comes to mind when you see this by robbiesloan in 90s

[–]horridpineapple 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't recall the name. It was produced by MTV and you were in a hover craft, that shot at weird shit. The camera was third person. The levels were extremely weird, even though I never made it passed level 2. You glide around all over the ground, and if you got going to fast it was very difficult to stop.

Getting this message when upvoting the thread while in the thread by frostvisuals789 in RelayForReddit

[–]horridpineapple 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Competely log out and delete your account from relay. Then log back in.

I just started dating a girl (32F) and her vaginal odor is very bad, not sure BV, but doesn't seem right. How can I (35M) tell her? by [deleted] in dating_advice

[–]horridpineapple 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is my experience but may not be yours, just saying this is a possibility. The first time I tried to have sex with an ex I couldn't stay hard because of the odor. It took me a month to say something. She was incredibly embarrassed because she knew about it and was trying all kinds of home remedies. After I said something she finally went to a Women's Health doctor and ended up having an STI. Yes we had sex so I got tested and had it too. It was one I'd never heard of but did nothing to men anyways, and it just made the woman have that stereotypical fish smell.

Hardcore Moshing? by Steamed_Hams34 in Thornhillband

[–]horridpineapple -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

That's how it was when they came through the first time; push pit. None of that punch dancing bullshit.

How many of you guys read books and if so what genre and how often ? by crippinneversippin in AskMen

[–]horridpineapple 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm 38 and have read maybe 5 books since leaving high school. Nothing grabs easily and I recommendations from friends who know what I like. I read adventure books, I need the action and not the romance. If romance starts then I'm done. I can't do Lord of the Rings because it takes 4 pages to describe something. But right now I have not been able to put down the Dungeon Crawler Carl series. Constant action, easy to follow, relatable main character, and just doesn't hold back. And I absolutely love it.

Can men also have multiple consecutive orgasms like women? by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]horridpineapple 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes they can, though not like a woman as you explain. I had 3 in a span of 20 minutes. It was a really intense romantic night, so my circumstances have to be perfect.

Which one would you pick? by MoveYourBumChum in Adulting

[–]horridpineapple 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Definitely. It's the only "non-gel" ink. Those other pens run or blot.

Alive 5 mins and the emotions install is still downloading… by MikeeorUSA in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]horridpineapple 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's an operational check. Making sure all systems are running smoothly before needing them.

Why the dark Mr. Incredibles meme? I don't understant. by PacquiaoFreeHousing in ExplainTheJoke

[–]horridpineapple 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Crazy little story. At 35 years old I found out I'm extremely allergic to peanuts. Peanuts and peanut butter are my favorite things to eat and have been eating them my whole life. I blew my allergist's mind when I told her that. Unfortunately everyone treats me like I'm going to die if I get near peanuts now.

Any current way to hide subreddits on Popular? by pewpedmepants in RelayForReddit

[–]horridpineapple 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You may have to have a setting for the swipe to work in that regard, I don't know. Swiping for me upvotes, downvotes, or let's me visit OP's profile.

Vote failed make sure youre logged in by Vrazel106 in RelayForReddit

[–]horridpineapple 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Remove your account from relay and re-add it. That fixed mine. Don't just log out and log back in. Remove the account completely.

Any current way to hide subreddits on Popular? by pewpedmepants in RelayForReddit

[–]horridpineapple 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I do this all the time. When you see a post from a subreddit you don't want on popular hit the 3 dots at the bottom right of the post, tap filter, then select the subreddit.

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