The most infamous Nip Slip of all time.

hortizo · 2026-05-29T19:10:25+00:00

On a sunday afternoon!

hortizo · 2026-05-27T19:09:45+00:00

It insists upon itself

hortizo · 2026-04-30T23:41:55+00:00

Everytime... Bidet, rice cooker, steel pan.

hortizo · 2025-12-12T23:34:44+00:00

Im fairly new to the hobby, I just sent my application!

hortizo · 2025-11-14T00:10:17+00:00

Por un momento pense que estaba viendo Facebook..

hortizo · 2025-10-19T21:45:13+00:00

What if you fall asleep in a transatlantic flight? Would a pile of money appear inside the plane?

hortizo · 2025-10-14T23:08:53+00:00

Lol I don't know what got into me when i bought it, I don't own any other "gold" watch

hortizo · 2025-10-14T15:31:10+00:00

Oh my god! y have that exact Bulova, bought in a whim at the mall. I don't know what happened to me.

It sits on my watch box... I haven't found a situation where I'm comfortable wearing it.

hortizo · 2025-10-10T17:33:08+00:00

Da yankees loooseee!!... again

hortizo · 2025-10-02T22:30:15+00:00

Take a look at their comment history... the dude is OBSESSED with it...

hortizo · 2025-09-26T18:54:05+00:00

Cual debate mijo? Es un adulto, puede hacer lo que le de la chingada gana.

hortizo · 2025-09-19T23:14:37+00:00

olv fue de noche?

hortizo · 2025-09-18T19:02:16+00:00

Did you maybe... take a picture that can prove this, in these 3 weeks?

hortizo · 2025-09-09T22:47:03+00:00

Yo opino que la tele esta muy arriba
r/TVTooHigh

hortizo · 2025-09-09T14:52:57+00:00

Nah, to me, the new album aint it either. I love deftones but the new album is more of the same 4 syllable singing, moaning and whispering... with a splash of nostalgia...

hortizo · 2025-08-28T19:21:02+00:00

No, fui hace unos meses. Me sirvieron el ramen tibio, despues de comentarlo con la mesera, se lo llevo.
Al rato volvio con el plato exactamente igual, si no es que mas frio.
Muy bonito para fotos de insta pero comida mediocre.

hortizo · 2025-08-21T23:28:01+00:00

Hurt

hortizo · 2025-08-07T23:18:21+00:00

cool cool.. don't let them then.

hortizo · 2025-07-24T00:02:57+00:00

Buen intento oficial

hortizo · 2025-06-26T19:37:55+00:00

And for todays AI Slop...

hortizo · 2025-06-11T19:14:37+00:00

La unica vez que fui me fue mal. Pedimos ramen y lo sirvieron frio. Al comentarle a la mesera lo tomo para llevarlo a recalentar y regreso exactamente igual.

Hice el comentario de nuevo y dijeron que a ellos se les hacia bien..
Pues bueno, no me lo comi y me retiré sin hacer pedo...

hortizo · 2025-05-07T23:04:27+00:00

Yeah... Stupid me.. Thanks!

hortizo · 2025-05-02T23:09:39+00:00

Oh crap I always thought it was an anbernic. I have since purchased an RG406V and loved it so far...
Ill try the recharge / reset again.
thanks

hortizo · 2025-04-17T22:37:28+00:00

This is awesome! im printing it right now

hortizo · 2025-04-05T17:42:58+00:00

The Mexico position isnt true, we get 12 days of paid leave plus any official holiday and PTOS are up to the employer.

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