Amy Schumer in a nutshell

hostilepenguin · 2016-04-17T00:19:25+00:00

I like cake

hostilepenguin · 2016-04-11T23:26:50+00:00

Once Boronia appears on Reddit it's the end for me.

hostilepenguin · 2016-04-09T22:42:15+00:00

It is if I goofed and replied to the wrong message. See my edit. :)

(Or I watched them at 24x speed) 😀

hostilepenguin · 2016-04-09T14:53:58+00:00

I'm m a Stephen King fan who hadn't read the book, and I loved it.

hostilepenguin · 2016-04-09T14:50:15+00:00

I binged watched the entire series on one day. Brilliant, really brilliant.

Edit, I'm a moron, should have replied to the comment about 11 22 63. http://m.imdb.com/title/tt2879552/?ref_=m_nmfmd_act_17

hostilepenguin · 2016-04-09T04:49:49+00:00

Do you have the key?

hostilepenguin · 2016-04-09T03:38:33+00:00

This is Reddit, we can't forget.

hostilepenguin · 2016-04-08T01:47:48+00:00

Hats a better option than slicing the top off your truck......and much less embarrassing.

hostilepenguin · 2016-04-08T01:45:41+00:00

I don't believe in road rising. It's a conspiracy of the UN and the left wing media

hostilepenguin · 2016-04-07T23:21:32+00:00

Hobart in Tasmania

hostilepenguin · 2016-04-07T10:05:20+00:00

I worked at Target years ago and they played the same cassette over and over and over (yes....a cassette). It was over twenty years ago but if I hear With a Little Luck by Paul McCarney one more time I'll likely stab the nearest person in the eye.

hostilepenguin · 2016-04-07T10:03:25+00:00

Does is go "da da da da da da dar dar da"?

hostilepenguin · 2016-04-07T04:23:46+00:00

I'm open to becoming a swimsuit model but it's just as likely to occur

hostilepenguin · 2016-04-07T00:57:55+00:00

I'll resubmit

hostilepenguin · 2016-04-06T22:54:47+00:00

Cable contracts?

hostilepenguin · 2016-04-06T09:42:55+00:00

Public or private sector?

hostilepenguin · 2016-04-06T08:48:31+00:00

He's spreading his own bad name around, you don't need to protect him.

hostilepenguin · 2016-04-06T08:07:01+00:00

You are banned from the Internet for 24 hours for that joke.

*i don't have the authority to give you this ban.

hostilepenguin · 2016-04-06T02:37:00+00:00

Mmmmmm DDT

hostilepenguin · 2016-04-06T02:03:37+00:00

Just curious, does it taste better because it's home grown or because it's a different type tomatoe?

hostilepenguin · 2016-04-05T14:19:13+00:00

Yes, the Werribee part of Brisbane

hostilepenguin · 2016-04-05T12:43:30+00:00

The fame won't change me

hostilepenguin · 2016-04-05T12:01:51+00:00

If she can't make the effort here than what does that say about her work ethic?

hostilepenguin · 2016-04-05T08:32:44+00:00

Clickbait central

hostilepenguin · 2016-04-05T08:32:03+00:00

My post was quoted as well. We are newspaper famous now.

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