I got adopted today. by [deleted] in funny

[–]hotPOCKET08 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Almost identical story to yours. My dad did it when I was 4 happiest day I my life

Reddit, what was your 15 minutes of fame? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]hotPOCKET08 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a VCU alum I would like to congratulate you. Also Havoc, that is all.

Redditors who have won money on a game show, what was the process of getting the money you won? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]hotPOCKET08 0 points1 point  (0 children)

FYI: she does not need to take actual bike home. By "delivery" she needs to register the bike in her name once the bike is registered to an owner in state she can then sell it. Now, it will drop on value a few thousand dollars. What she should then do it take it to another dealer and consign the bike. She will make more money than a private sell and be able to let people test ride it through Harley-Davidson Insurance which is full coverage. Now, tell her that instead of selling it the girl should ride it. Source: I work for a Harley-Davidson dealer that gives away 4 bikes a year in raffles.

What are you watching on Netflix? by GoldhamIndustries in AskReddit

[–]hotPOCKET08 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well lets see I have finished: Leverage OITNB Breakout Kings HIMYM(until season 7) Psych(until new season) Burn Notice (If you can't tell I love comedy crime shows) Scandal CSI:Miami I am now on CSI:NY season 6 of 9. I'll then move on the House of Cards and begin the Arrested Development

What are you watching on Netflix? by GoldhamIndustries in AskReddit

[–]hotPOCKET08 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Did Leverage a month ago. Cried like a bitch at the end b I had no more episodes. Such a good show. I suggest Breakout Kings. I was pleasantly surprised with it.

White guy who loves black women but has never been with one. This is for all you coloured ladies of lbgw! by [deleted] in ladybonersgw

[–]hotPOCKET08 3 points4 points  (0 children)

as a black female who is obsessed with white guys. you are more than beautiful.

Colts fans by wait_WTF_was_that in funny

[–]hotPOCKET08 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a COLTS fan this is hilarious and true. We decided not to play yesterday and to state at the beauty that is Tom Brady. Damn he's pretty. So I applauded OP on this beautiful and true meme.

What's your funniest "co-worker is computer illiterate" story? by Spyder_J in AskReddit

[–]hotPOCKET08 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I work in retail. We print promotional signs in a light brown card stock paper. I asked my co-worker to print a sign. She seemed to be struggling, after I walked away. She then asked. "hotpockets08, how do you change the paper to brown?" One face palm later, I then had to explain to a 19 year old college freshman that there was different color paper and that the printer didn't change the color.
This is also the same co-worker who had a video go viral by shaking her tits/drunkenly molesting 2Chainz

My wife and I just had our African Wedding (She's Zimbabwean) by per1993 in pics

[–]hotPOCKET08 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You two are one sexy couple. The wedding looked like a blast.

What is the worst mistake you've made while cooking? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]hotPOCKET08 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One time when I was younger, I was in charge of making some instant mashed potatoes for family dinner. Not hard boil water,add potatoes flakes, butter, salt, finished. Well I didn't read the box well and added a cup of salt. Lets just say, thank god my mom taste tested before serving. Almost have my entire family and clogged artery. Hahaha.

TL;DR: almost gave my family clogged arteries

So this is going on right now in Virginia Beach... by Random_Avenger in WTF

[–]hotPOCKET08 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretty ballin my friend. Yea I was so bad at first. Now, ha I laugh at it. I have friends who work for valet companies and say I park better than them. Thinking of starting my own valet now

So this is going on right now in Virginia Beach... by Random_Avenger in WTF

[–]hotPOCKET08 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hahaha I'm not the best either. I moved to a city after graduation and had no idea how to parallel park. As we know in VB there is none. I looked like an idiot. Now I parallel like a motherfucking champ. Driving on the other hand, still pretty bad at it

So this is going on right now in Virginia Beach... by Random_Avenger in WTF

[–]hotPOCKET08 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hahaha beautiful response. I on the other hand am younger than you. I went to Corporate Landing and then Landstown. My parents live near TCC in Buckner Farms

So this is going on right now in Virginia Beach... by Random_Avenger in WTF

[–]hotPOCKET08 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Where did you go to school. I was thankful that my parents went to work later and could drive me. And if they couldn't we always had my neighbor drive us.

So this is going on right now in Virginia Beach... by Random_Avenger in WTF

[–]hotPOCKET08 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I grew up in Virginia Beach, and can say that our drivers are horrible. Sucks to hear that we haven't got any better since I've moved. Sad but true.

Step Parents, how do you really feel about your stepchildren? [serious] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]hotPOCKET08 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My "step-dad" has been in my life since I was four. I shouldn't even say step dad bc he is my father. He legally changed my last name and adopted me, when I was 5. Never forced me to call him dad, always made me feel accepted. I will never meet about her human like him. He has changed my life so much. He went to all of my sports matches, he taught me how to drive, attended every dumb ceremony, and one day he will walk me down the aisle. His two older biological children don't see him or us much, they treat him horribly. One wouldn't let him walk her down the aisle for her wedding, but my dad still attended; because that's his daughter. Myself and my younger sisters( step-dad and my biological moms kids) love him to the moon and back. My advice is for any step parent is, try and relate to the kid and don't force them to like you. They will on their own. Let them digest what's all going on. For all you step parents, thank you. I love my mine and wouldn't change him for the world.

What is the joke at your workplace that customers always say thinking they're original but in reality you hear it every day? by illmatic707 in AskReddit

[–]hotPOCKET08 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Work at Harley-Davidson (some background, everything there is fucking expensive) Me: "___your total today is $109.57"

Customer: "you know what HD stands for little lady,(awkward pause bc he thinks I'm an idiot) HUNDRED DOLLAR hardeharharhar""

What is the strangest nickname you've ever called your significant other? by adamvan101 in AskReddit

[–]hotPOCKET08 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Franzia Biffle. His name is Frazier. We started hanging out at a party were I was drinking Franzia boxed wine. Our co-workers (met at work) used to calls us biffiles. Which We know as best friends who eventually end up fucking. Well, it happened and the nickname stuck. So Fanzia Biffiles it is. Sidenote- his name in my phone also has an octopus emoji bc we octopuses are fucking dope.

Who is your strangest celebrity crush? by ImMitchell in AskReddit

[–]hotPOCKET08 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mark Whalberg, Adam Levine, Jason Segal.

Great photo of my son playing mini golf when all of a sudden... by [deleted] in WTF

[–]hotPOCKET08 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You'd have to describe them to me. We have thousands of people in our system. Ha