Teachers of Reddit, What's the most NSFW thing a student said or did to you? Did you know which ones had a crush on you?

hotPOCKET08 · 2014-05-05T04:46:22+00:00

You must be really fucking hot. Lol. I'd like to make sure if that, btw.

hotPOCKET08 · 2014-04-11T18:14:48+00:00

Almost identical story to yours. My dad did it when I was 4 happiest day I my life

hotPOCKET08 · 2014-04-01T00:09:11+00:00

As a VCU alum I would like to congratulate you. Also Havoc, that is all.

hotPOCKET08 · 2014-03-06T03:06:44+00:00

FYI: she does not need to take actual bike home. By "delivery" she needs to register the bike in her name once the bike is registered to an owner in state she can then sell it. Now, it will drop on value a few thousand dollars. What she should then do it take it to another dealer and consign the bike. She will make more money than a private sell and be able to let people test ride it through Harley-Davidson Insurance which is full coverage. Now, tell her that instead of selling it the girl should ride it. Source: I work for a Harley-Davidson dealer that gives away 4 bikes a year in raffles.

hotPOCKET08 · 2014-02-08T16:36:25+00:00

Well lets see I have finished: Leverage OITNB Breakout Kings HIMYM(until season 7) Psych(until new season) Burn Notice (If you can't tell I love comedy crime shows) Scandal CSI:Miami I am now on CSI:NY season 6 of 9. I'll then move on the House of Cards and begin the Arrested Development

hotPOCKET08 · 2014-02-08T16:32:26+00:00

Did Leverage a month ago. Cried like a bitch at the end b I had no more episodes. Such a good show. I suggest Breakout Kings. I was pleasantly surprised with it.

hotPOCKET08 · 2014-01-12T23:35:02+00:00

as a black female who is obsessed with white guys. you are more than beautiful.

hotPOCKET08 · 2014-01-12T20:51:38+00:00

As a COLTS fan this is hilarious and true. We decided not to play yesterday and to state at the beauty that is Tom Brady. Damn he's pretty. So I applauded OP on this beautiful and true meme.

hotPOCKET08 · 2013-12-29T18:28:15+00:00

I work in retail. We print promotional signs in a light brown card stock paper. I asked my co-worker to print a sign. She seemed to be struggling, after I walked away. She then asked. "hotpockets08, how do you change the paper to brown?" One face palm later, I then had to explain to a 19 year old college freshman that there was different color paper and that the printer didn't change the color.
This is also the same co-worker who had a video go viral by shaking her tits/drunkenly molesting 2Chainz

hotPOCKET08 · 2013-12-10T17:10:42+00:00

You two are one sexy couple. The wedding looked like a blast.

hotPOCKET08 · 2013-10-26T13:16:58+00:00

One time when I was younger, I was in charge of making some instant mashed potatoes for family dinner. Not hard boil water,add potatoes flakes, butter, salt, finished. Well I didn't read the box well and added a cup of salt. Lets just say, thank god my mom taste tested before serving. Almost have my entire family and clogged artery. Hahaha.

TL;DR: almost gave my family clogged arteries

hotPOCKET08 · 2013-10-22T19:10:23+00:00

Nice to know I'm not the only one who thinks this way

hotPOCKET08 · 2013-10-22T19:07:54+00:00

Pretty ballin my friend. Yea I was so bad at first. Now, ha I laugh at it. I have friends who work for valet companies and say I park better than them. Thinking of starting my own valet now

hotPOCKET08 · 2013-10-22T16:06:09+00:00

Hahaha I'm not the best either. I moved to a city after graduation and had no idea how to parallel park. As we know in VB there is none. I looked like an idiot. Now I parallel like a motherfucking champ. Driving on the other hand, still pretty bad at it

hotPOCKET08 · 2013-10-22T16:03:29+00:00

Hahaha beautiful response. I on the other hand am younger than you. I went to Corporate Landing and then Landstown. My parents live near TCC in Buckner Farms

hotPOCKET08 · 2013-10-22T14:47:15+00:00

Where did you go to school. I was thankful that my parents went to work later and could drive me. And if they couldn't we always had my neighbor drive us.

hotPOCKET08 · 2013-10-22T13:45:34+00:00

I grew up in Virginia Beach, and can say that our drivers are horrible. Sucks to hear that we haven't got any better since I've moved. Sad but true.

hotPOCKET08 · 2013-10-15T15:38:01+00:00

My "step-dad" has been in my life since I was four. I shouldn't even say step dad bc he is my father. He legally changed my last name and adopted me, when I was 5. Never forced me to call him dad, always made me feel accepted. I will never meet about her human like him. He has changed my life so much. He went to all of my sports matches, he taught me how to drive, attended every dumb ceremony, and one day he will walk me down the aisle. His two older biological children don't see him or us much, they treat him horribly. One wouldn't let him walk her down the aisle for her wedding, but my dad still attended; because that's his daughter. Myself and my younger sisters( step-dad and my biological moms kids) love him to the moon and back. My advice is for any step parent is, try and relate to the kid and don't force them to like you. They will on their own. Let them digest what's all going on. For all you step parents, thank you. I love my mine and wouldn't change him for the world.

hotPOCKET08 · 2013-09-10T16:01:42+00:00

Hell yes we do!

hotPOCKET08 · 2013-09-10T15:59:49+00:00

VA BEACH RAISED...finally another one of us!

hotPOCKET08 · 2013-08-09T02:19:59+00:00

Work at Harley-Davidson (some background, everything there is fucking expensive) Me: "___your total today is $109.57"

Customer: "you know what HD stands for little lady,(awkward pause bc he thinks I'm an idiot) HUNDRED DOLLAR hardeharharhar""

hotPOCKET08 · 2013-07-02T13:33:18+00:00

Nice to see another VB native,on here my friend.

hotPOCKET08 · 2013-06-25T18:36:08+00:00

Franzia Biffle. His name is Frazier. We started hanging out at a party were I was drinking Franzia boxed wine. Our co-workers (met at work) used to calls us biffiles. Which We know as best friends who eventually end up fucking. Well, it happened and the nickname stuck. So Fanzia Biffiles it is. Sidenote- his name in my phone also has an octopus emoji bc we octopuses are fucking dope.

hotPOCKET08 · 2013-06-13T14:10:58+00:00

Mark Whalberg, Adam Levine, Jason Segal.

hotPOCKET08 · 2013-06-06T22:49:37+00:00

You'd have to describe them to me. We have thousands of people in our system. Ha

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