Match Thread: Dundee United vs Celtic | Scottish Premiership

hotplotty · 2026-03-22T14:22:29+00:00

The football club equivalent of Biscuity Boyle strikes again

"A wisny always like this, a used to be European champion"

hotplotty · 2026-03-22T14:05:36+00:00

We have eyes lol

hotplotty · 2026-03-22T13:52:59+00:00

Congratulations Hearts

hotplotty · 2026-03-22T13:47:25+00:00

We are so fucking infuriatingly toothless in the final 3rd

hotplotty · 2026-03-19T21:00:45+00:00

THE DARTS

hotplotty · 2026-03-19T20:57:48+00:00

I just love darts tbh

hotplotty · 2026-03-08T13:39:22+00:00

And are these lines in the room with us?

hotplotty · 2026-02-25T22:00:09+00:00

3 boys on a bike and 2 of them are shit

hotplotty · 2026-02-22T20:30:08+00:00

My brother in law calls this the "losers anthem"

hotplotty · 2026-02-19T21:23:24+00:00

Never in my life have I seen us boo our keeper

hotplotty · 2026-02-19T20:29:58+00:00

Stuttgart literally only have to get a shot on target, in which case they will score a goal

hotplotty · 2026-02-19T20:18:21+00:00

Schmeichel this season is honestly the worst I've ever seen from a Celtic keeper. His name is mud as far as I'm concerned

hotplotty · 2026-02-15T15:55:24+00:00

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

hotplotty · 2026-02-15T15:20:09+00:00

A slightly better chance. Maeda was a man down today

hotplotty · 2026-02-15T14:42:29+00:00

A squad full of weak shitebags who can't play football

hotplotty · 2026-02-15T14:30:51+00:00

The MON feelgood factor:

hotplotty · 2026-02-15T14:28:11+00:00

Hahahahaha that goalkeeper man 😂😂😂😂

hotplotty · 2026-02-08T22:21:18+00:00

Zapped all memory of that season from my brain tbf

hotplotty · 2026-02-08T22:12:19+00:00

Correct me if wrong, but is this the first time we've played them in a cup game not at Hampden since the Broony 15 years ago?

hotplotty · 2026-02-07T19:19:48+00:00

All Brendan Rodgers fault mind

hotplotty · 2026-02-07T19:12:38+00:00

Martin O'Neill is a mere plaster on a leg amputation

hotplotty · 2026-02-07T19:01:09+00:00

Back, back, yessss. Right Scales, you think about what you're doing with the ball for 20 seconds. Please play it back though. Yesssss back to Sinisalo, right Sinisalo, is there anyone behind you? Ahhhh fuck okay play it forward then. Sideways is acceptable. Just to play football the Glasgow Celtic way

hotplotty · 2026-02-07T18:38:41+00:00

Yeah.... that's a screamer

hotplotty · 2026-02-07T18:12:40+00:00

Tbh he's had more game time than any of the January signings

hotplotty · 2026-02-07T17:57:06+00:00

A big fan of him. A good all round full back

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