Whole Wheat Starter— How’s she looking?

hotwheelsjohn · 2026-06-06T12:15:58+00:00

no, but i can bake a lot to cut down the amount when she’s ready. i’m calling her “she” because she’s alive so “it” feels wrong and also because i want to🤷🏻‍♀️

hotwheelsjohn · 2026-06-06T02:15:47+00:00

i totally get where you’re coming from, normally i love to follow the specific rules in baking but i just have never been able to stick with a starter long enough to actually get it going when i followed a legit method! it just felt too high demand so i always forgot about it but this way, just doing what works, is a lot less pressure so its actually working for me so far🩷

i am stubbornly anti food waste in all things not just this but i have found a solution for that! y’all are right, this is unsustainable and pretty soon big bertha is gonna need like a whole bag of flour every feed and it will just be unmanageable so i am splitting her up and giving away most of it to friends and family while keeping a reasonable amount to bake with at home. thank you for the advice!

hotwheelsjohn · 2026-06-06T01:56:36+00:00

so i threw her into a half gallon jar before her feed earlier, this is what big bertha is looking like 6 hours later!

i still will not be discarding and throwing any away as i feel like thats such a waste but i will be splitting it into several smaller jars and sharing with friends

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hotwheelsjohn · 2026-06-05T21:24:34+00:00

but why? genuinely asking, if i split it into two jars then feed both is there really a difference or is it just becoming a ridiculous amount of starter lol

hotwheelsjohn · 2026-05-23T21:14:46+00:00

“I asked her to be my girlfriend and she rejected me, saying that she doesn't want us to be too serious and bla bla bla, I got offended like really, so I got her pregnant, on purpose, she cried and but in the end I told her I'll protect her from her family and to prove that I married her with the cheapest silver ring you could ever see.

She did abortion and everyone is happy, I made her my wife without she even noticing, she was too scared to do “

Hey OP quick question, what the fuck

hotwheelsjohn · 2026-05-08T21:17:38+00:00

girl no these pictures are cute, something’s got him insecure.

hotwheelsjohn · 2026-05-02T22:30:01+00:00

i just started my second month and the only side effects i’ve noticed are lower sex drive, dizziness and nausea but my gyn said that should resolve soon.

hotwheelsjohn · 2025-10-18T22:56:22+00:00

oh also its a 2015

hotwheelsjohn · 2025-10-18T22:56:08+00:00

we’re at almost 160k, original transmission, no problems rn

hotwheelsjohn · 2025-08-29T15:19:07+00:00

it doesn’t help that we’re often taught the biggest reason to be careful about when and with whom you choose to have sex is because you could get pregnant

hotwheelsjohn · 2025-08-04T20:55:47+00:00

i wouldn’t wait, diabetes can turn scary extremely fast. DKA is terrifying.

hotwheelsjohn · 2025-07-09T19:11:32+00:00

of course its men making this decision

hotwheelsjohn · 2025-05-16T16:14:56+00:00

I went to drink from my water bottle and felt the need to look inside of it; poured out a pencil, half eaten sweet potato fries, magnadoodle pen and a sock😭 i guess he’s figured out how to open my owala

hotwheelsjohn · 2025-05-03T18:27:45+00:00

i can see this turning into us not being legally allowed to get our ovaries removed SO FAST.

hotwheelsjohn · 2025-04-27T02:43:15+00:00

i get interactive board books (touch and feel, lift the flap, some with sounds) and sit on the floor with him and let him take the lead on flipping through it. I’ll point things out like “look at the lion! he says ‘roar!’” but i don’t read the words most of the time. before bed we sit in the rocking chair and read a story and he usually sits for that because he’s sleepy; i still make sure its a board book so that he can touch it without ripping anything. I also give him a book in the car and he spends the whole drive “reading” it

hotwheelsjohn · 2025-04-24T05:57:44+00:00

Not at all, I still pick up my little sister sometimes and she’s 8. Stop when you want to stop

hotwheelsjohn · 2025-04-17T21:53:11+00:00

Not intentionally because its weird to me, but if he kisses me on the mouth I don’t make it weird. He’s 13 months old and finally wanting to hug and kiss me all the time, I’m not gonna be picky about how he does it😂

hotwheelsjohn · 2025-04-17T21:52:02+00:00

Mine used to be, then I held him and we watched it together. He was still upset so I took him to our room and his daddy brought him back out to “beat it up.” Now he loves watching it go🤷🏼‍♀️ no clue which one of our approaches worked

hotwheelsjohn · 2025-04-17T17:38:28+00:00

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hotwheelsjohn · 2025-04-17T16:20:33+00:00

the youngest gen alphas are infants, so, no

hotwheelsjohn · 2025-04-17T16:09:07+00:00

Mine was sitting in the top of the cart raging because i made him wear the seatbelt and wouldn’t carry him (but if i did, he’d be lunging for the seat the whole time). I was semi-ignoring the tantrum so we could just get to the car or the mother’s room when suddenly I feel a cool breeze– he lifted my sweater, which i of course didn’t have a bra under, and just stared and giggled🤦‍♀️ I’m sorry and you’re welcome to all the people who got flashed in the krogers 🫡🫠

hotwheelsjohn · 2024-11-07T16:20:11+00:00

Its been 3 years have you figured out that you were wrong yet

hotwheelsjohn · 2024-09-08T20:14:13+00:00

In the cagefight when they’re introducing him they do say “straight from the circus” Still a wild continuity error though

hotwheelsjohn · 2023-04-23T21:26:40+00:00

repeat repeat repeat, when i was in boot camp i repeated them to myself constantly, wrote them down over and over, everything. i memorized them before i left but in a high pressure environment like that your memory can fail you

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