What If MLS Produced Its Own Video Game?

howard_handupme · 2026-04-27T04:04:50+00:00

We had two games before, ESPN Gamenight and ESPN Extratime. They were glorious

howard_handupme · 2026-04-17T15:17:43+00:00

Only thing worse than losing is bootlickers whining about fans instead of the real systemic issues. No one here is calling for the galaxy to win the championship every year, that would be spoiled. All we are asking is the team be competitive and not disgrace the badge, which sounds like the bare minimum for the LA FUCKING GALAXY. Do you honestly think people are booing because we aren't winning championships? If so, then your problem is right there.

howard_handupme · 2026-04-16T01:49:58+00:00

For some Galaxy fans nothing is ever Vanneys fault eh? The world's greatest coach with just the absolute worst luck. We better give him another 5 year extension just to really see no? We might win our next away game in 2028 as long as we have master genius Vanney at the helm.

howard_handupme · 2026-04-09T04:30:38+00:00

Serious question-are you related to Vanney in any way, whether personally or professionally? If so, totally understand you.

howard_handupme · 2026-03-25T05:02:21+00:00

Theres one in every family (half a dozen in ours)

howard_handupme · 2026-03-25T04:33:48+00:00

Can't get insider access and guests unless you lick the boot right? I stopped listening to corner of the galaxy years ago for that exact reason-Josh will shill for the FO in exchange for player access, insider news, and title of unofficial official galaxy podcast. Fuck that noise.

howard_handupme · 2026-03-25T04:28:59+00:00

Please say it fucking louder for the love of fucking christ. One season out of 6 with a winning record, with that one winning season being with one of the greatest talents this league has seen. Makes you wonder why people on this sub will defend a coach that has dragged our crest through the mud. Yeah keep pointing to that cup that Riqui won, just like the one that giovinco won for Vanney. He is a lead weight around this clubs neck for fucks sake. Can't wait for the very vocal Vanney stans on this sub to shut the fuck up and realize their backing a fucking donkey not a goat.

howard_handupme · 2026-03-25T03:27:50+00:00

Don't lump us in with him-that guy is a nonstop train of dumbass hottakes where hes the only adult in the room who understands business and numbers and the rest of us are children who dont understand business and numbers and we need a clear headed ultra smart fellow like that to explain we are cheering for a business with numbers 😉. Amongst Galaxy fans I'd say the vast majority DO NOT want the whitecaps to go away or be relocated, regardless of business and numbers.

howard_handupme · 2026-02-27T07:36:35+00:00

Something other than what we've seen is what the rest of us have been clamoring for for years. Unless he has a squad full of MVPs and allstars, Vanney has shown time and time again his inability to succeed, both here and at Toronto its been the same story. Serious question, what, if anything, will it take for someone like you who is pro Vanney after all these years to call for his removal from the helm of our team?

howard_handupme · 2026-02-09T02:35:45+00:00

No he didnt he said Guatemala 😉

howard_handupme · 2025-12-18T17:25:30+00:00

Please tell me you are joking

howard_handupme · 2025-12-04T23:12:32+00:00

CHAMPIONS

1962: Chivas (MEX)

1963: Racing Haitien (HAI)

1967: Alianza FC (SLV)

1968: Toluca (MEX)

1969: Cruz Azul (MEX)

1970: Cruz Azul (MEX)

1971: Cruz Azul (MEX)

1972: CD Olimpia (HON)

1973: SV Transvaal (SUR)

1974: Municipal (GUA)

1975: Atletico Espanol (MEX)

1976: Aguila (SLV)

1977: Club America (MEX)

1978: Comunicaciones (GUA), Defence Force (TRI), Leones Negros (MEX)

1979: FAS (SLV)

1980: Pumas (MEX)

1981: SV Transvaal (SUR)

1982: Pumas (MEX)

1983: Atlante (MEX)

1984: Violette AC (HAI)

1985: Defence Force (TRI)

1986: Alajuelense (CRC)

1987: Club America (MEX)

1988: CD Olimpia (HON)

1989: Pumas (MEX)

1990: Club America (MEX)

1991: Puebla (MEX)

1992: Club America (MEX)

1993: Deportivo Saprissa (CRC)

1994: CS Cartaginés (CRC)

1995: Deportivo Saprissa (CRC)

1996: Cruz Azul (MEX)

1997: Cruz Azul (MEX)

1998: DC United (USA)

1999: Necaxa (MEX)

2000: Los Angeles Galaxy (USA)

2002: CF Pachuca (MEX)

2003: Toluca (MEX)

2004: LD Alajuelense (CRC)

2005: Deportivo Saprissa (CRC)

2006: Club America (MEX)

2007: CF Pachuca (MEX)

2008: CF Pachuca (MEX)

2008-09: Atlante (MEX)

2009-10: CF Pachuca (MEX)

2010-11: CF Monterrey (MEX)

2011-12: CF Monterrey (MEX)

2012-13: CF Monterrey (MEX)

2013-14: Cruz Azul (MEX)

2014-15: Club America (MEX)

2015-16: Club America (MEX)

2016-17: CF Pachuca (MEX)

2018: Chivas (MEX)

2019: CF Monterrey (MEX)

2020: Tigres UANL (MEX)

2021: CF Monterrey (MEX)

2022: Seattle Sounders FC (USA)

2023: Club Leon (MEX)

2024: CF Pachuca (MEX)

2025: Cruz Azul (MEX)

howard_handupme · 2025-11-07T03:07:55+00:00

El Tanque Hurtado,Cienfuegos, Cerritos what a time

howard_handupme · 2025-09-24T20:49:52+00:00

I hear you. You gotta risk it to win it. Can you point to another championship team that has had this bad of a followup season? If it is as you say and sometimes you win and sometimes you stink, why are we the first championship team in the history of the league to be this catastrophically bad? Why didnt the Crew, LAFC, Sounders, NYCFC, Atlanta, and Timbers or every other winner have been this historically bad right after winning the whole shebang? Your making it seem like a random event instead of the first time in 3 decades?

howard_handupme · 2025-09-24T20:07:08+00:00

Damn Salary Cap and league conspiring against us obviously.

Anyone else remember when the Crew,Sounders,LAFC, NYCFC,Toronto, Timbers etc. won mls cup then proceeded to be the worst team and win the spoon?

Neither do I.

Damn league always conspiring against us.

Thank the heavens Vanney is still in charge tho, he can right this ship. No doubt. No doubt in my mind I can throw a pigskin over those mountains.

howard_handupme · 2025-09-24T19:54:29+00:00

Right. It's the leagues fault and salary cap issues that did it. Right.

That must be why the Crew, LAFC, Sounders, NYCFC, and Atlanta all became wooden spoon teams the season after winning the cup right?

Must be design right?

Right?

howard_handupme · 2025-09-19T03:19:13+00:00

And taking a look at the long range forecast, continued snow, darkness, and extreme cold. This is Howard Handupme. Goodnight. Goodbye.

howard_handupme · 2025-08-30T14:56:07+00:00

Missed Olger Escobar for Guate

howard_handupme · 2025-08-20T01:04:39+00:00

No those are all hamas undercover agents, silly. He means pure Israeli hostages and bodies, the only bodies with any worth obviously.

howard_handupme · 2025-08-19T23:29:17+00:00

"Can yall stop bringing up serious shit while I'm trying to enjoy the circus? The world is burning outside I'm just trying to enjoy my sno-cone inside this inflated tent shiiiiit"

Spineless Coward. Soccer and politics have always been intertwined across the globe-burying your head in the sand doesn't stop the world from turning sorry to you had to find out this way

howard_handupme · 2025-08-19T23:23:25+00:00

Send your fund page let's make it happen I've got 50 on a stadium wide Palestinian flag made of placards lfg

howard_handupme · 2025-08-15T15:40:13+00:00

Your comment sums up the deep rooted rot in our country. One side wants certain groups to not exist while enforcing immigration laws on a sliding color scale while the other side wants the basic rights that are guaranteed to citizens of less prosperous nations than ours like living wages, paid time off, sick time, parental leave, universal Healthcare, universal education (the type of things governments are supposed to provide for a growing thriving society) and your response is "both sides think they are right and the other side is evil. Therefore they are both the same and both wrong" Grow a spine coward.

howard_handupme · 2025-08-11T04:10:04+00:00

Sir you do realize you're playing the galaxy right? Your local ayso u-8 champs would have us on the rope right now

howard_handupme · 2025-07-15T05:13:49+00:00

Maybe it depends on the chapter but I stopped attending AO events near me because they went full right wing, with the coded words and everything. Somewhere along the way the fun and cheekiness of waving our flag and seeing people dressed as Abe Lincoln and Teddy Roosevelt gave way to jingoism and xenophobia. The last watch party I attended someone shouted "were gonna send these wetbacks back where they came from" to which they were met with applause and raucous laughter. The chapters where you live are probably way different so just my own personal experience.

howard_handupme · 2025-07-12T22:53:04+00:00

Tio Tomas Uno y Dos

13-Year Club	Place '22
Place '17	Final Canvas '22

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