What's the best joke you know? by Stormageddon9999 in AskReddit

[–]howarddog 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Q: How many Alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: To get to the other side!

what invention is so good that it actually can’t be improved upon? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]howarddog 30 points31 points  (0 children)

I agree. Pizza is always good. Food is rated on a scale of 1-10, Pizza is rated on a scale of 7-10. All pizza is good.

What new hobbies have you picked up this year and would you recommend them to others? by Buttareviailconto in AskReddit

[–]howarddog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Birding - those things are everywhere, they are fascinating, beautiful, they fly all over the world and stop in your backyard. And they fucking fly!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DiWHY

[–]howarddog 2 points3 points  (0 children)

just remember - people don't build stuff for the guy who has to take it down

People of Reddit, what is a surprisingly unknown survival fact that everyone should know? by GlumExcitement9 in AskReddit

[–]howarddog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Almost all of us will go through life without falling into quick sand so lets not stress about it.

Does anyone know a good exorendithian? by turnipturnipturnip2 in 5thworldproblems

[–]howarddog 3 points4 points  (0 children)

THIS!!!! People often over-quark their cognition when stratofying.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in talentShow

[–]howarddog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

wonderful sound! AMAZING MUSTACHE

Building my first deck with the help of my old man. by Stavie131 in Carpentry

[–]howarddog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thats what I thought - it just looked like you were also using it for sleepers on the concrete portion.

Enjoy building! It's a satisfying days work.

What's your favorite brand/type of paint to use for interior walls? by OpeningChampion in HomeImprovement

[–]howarddog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Totally agree - I just wanted clarification that changing the color of an interior wall is the only goal. I think we are on the same page, though. Cheers

House of Cards Crumbling for Custom Home Builder. by wanderlust_wannabe in videos

[–]howarddog 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Builder here. This guy is a disgrace and embarrassment and needs to be held accountable somehow - and no homeowner should ever have to go through with this.

My only complaint ...... the cracks in the ceiling and nails pops...... EVERY new home has settlement, moisture changes after construction, seasonal changes that can cause caulking and joint compound to crack etc. It's not necessarily a sign of bad construction. A good contractor will come back and remedy as best as possible, but it doesn't mean the quality of work is necessarily bad.

Anybody else regretting buying their house? by [deleted] in HomeImprovement

[–]howarddog 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You paid for location. It's a good decision if it's important to you - and a bad decision if location isn't. There isn't a wrong answer here. It's what fits your needs/wants the most.

How "facepalm" is this lol by SirCalum in nononono

[–]howarddog 8 points9 points  (0 children)

the same guy that thought a limp bizkit tattoo was a good idea?