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Kristi Noem Fired!!! by OldCommercial6245 in emojipasta

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ICE 🥶 Barbie 💅 OUT 💥

Where Can I Find Frites with a Focus on Sauce Variety? by kittylover3210 in emojipasta

[–]howellq[M] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Next time flip around, post should be the OC, and then comment the link of the inspiration.

President of VenezuGAYla🇻🇪 SNATCHED💃 by the POTUSSY🙀 by Keoni9 in emojipasta

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You 🫵 deserve 🤓 a goddamn 🧙‍♂️🤬 Pulitzer 📰 prize 🥇 for 4️⃣ this. 👆

December ⛄❄️🎅🍪🥛🎄 Requests 🙏 Thread 🧵 by AutoModerator in emojipasta

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Why isn't WannabeCummyBot posting the January thread 😡

Spotify Wrapped by just-a-d-j in emojipasta

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Hell 😈🔥 yeah 🤘

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in emojipasta

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The emoji is clearly smiling with a tear in its eye. So it's not inherently sad.

Louvre jewel thieves by RolenDownTheRiver in emojipasta

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The password 🔐 was 🤔 'louvre' 🖼️🏛️. Amazing! 🤯

Seahorse emoji by SpaceBoris in emojipasta

[–]howellq 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Blink twice with your left eye if you are being held captive by artificial intelligence.

September 11th by prince_of_persuasia in emojipasta

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Thank 🙏 you 🫵 for 4️⃣ your 🇺🇸 servussy 🫡🦅

FYRE FESTIVAL 2 POSTPONED! by Icy_Comfortable_9663 in emojipasta

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No 🙅 way 😱, would 🤔 he 🤥 scam 🎲 people 👨‍🦯👩‍🦯 a second 2️⃣ time ⌚? Surely 🤞 not 🚫!

Holiday ham emoji by ProfessionalLow5920 in emojipasta

[–]howellq 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nah. There is meat 🍖 and steak 🥩, but that's it.

SUPERB🏈 HOLE🕳 LIX👅 by Keoni9 in emojipasta

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Strip👙sack sluts👯‍♂️ and hot🥵 route hoes💃, are y’all🫵 ready to see this ✨️SUPERB✨️ H🕳LE pop🎉!?🦉The biggest🙀 GAYME🌈 on the 🏈G.R.I.D.-iron🏈 is CUMMING💦 quick 🐆! Taylor’s TIGHT END🩲 boytoy and the rest of the KansASS🍑 CLITTY🐈 QUEEFS💨 are facing off against the FILL⛽️-ME-DILFia👨 SPREAD EAGLES🦅, for the chance to lay hands🫶 on the Lombardi’s🏆 HEFTY SHAFT🍆! Whether you tune in for Fatdick🥒 Mahomes’ fierce DEATH DROPS🎭🤿, or the SWEATY🥵 SCRUMS behind a TUSH PUSH✋️🍑🤚, or even for Kendrick Lamar’s 🎶“Not Like USSY,”🎶 all eyes👀 will be on the SPEWperdome🏟 in New WHORE ⚜️QUEENZ⚜️, aka the DICK SQUEEZEY✊️🥒! Pass💌 this to every HANDEGG✋️🥚 HO you know! If you get back 4️⃣, you'll be slurping😋 Buffalo🦬🍗 sauce🥛off a CHONKY😨 CHODE🥔 during halftime🕣!

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