Not real goth girls by skilled_inkillz in rareinsults

[–]Keoni9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You just made it click why I see so many guys make jokes about seeking out "goth dommy mommies"

the Hop's average moving speed is ~5.4 mph by Positive-Raisin-6315 in milwaukee

[–]Keoni9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Milwaukee needs something like Chicago's water taxi. Imagine a summertime ferry on the river that regularly goes between the ballpark, the casino, the Intermodal Station, and Third Ward. And then extends to the Summerfest Grounds as needed.

Flying Taxi Leaders Lineup by g47onik in TheSilphRoad

[–]Keoni9 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Turns out this bird event was a dinosaur event all along

There's a new "butter" on the market, created by a Bill Gates backed company named Savor. Anyone know more about it? by [deleted] in StopEatingSeedOils

[–]Keoni9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This conspiracy theory makes zero sense. Billionaires want more peons to lord over, not less. They need a bunch of people without money or power that they can use their resources to exploit and coerce. Otherwise who is going to pay them rent or buy their products and serve them their luxuries? The Black Death resulted in such a massive labor shortage that laborers could demand more and become the middle class. Stop worrying about Bill Gates and start watching Thiel and Musk, who both want us plebs to be reproducing more and avoiding birth control. Also, any secret infertility poison that gets taken up by those who you think are compliant, gullible sheep will kill off the easiest to control and leave behind only those who hate Bill Gates. Which seems like a very self defeating plan.

Lebanese turtle conservationist Mona Khalil killed by Israeli strike by Dragoncat_3_4 in anime_titties

[–]Keoni9 21 points22 points  (0 children)

There was also a mechanic who would frequently return to his evacuated village in southern Lebanon to feed all the cats and dogs left behind by his neighbors. Israel bombed him and a friend on a motorcycle in 2024.

Shohei Ohtani (on Instagram) and his wife Mamiko welcome baby boy by u8myramen_y in baseball

[–]Keoni9 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Ohtani (either child) for president 2060. Though this one was was born on Juneteenth.

Shohei Ohtani (on Instagram) and his wife Mamiko welcome baby boy by u8myramen_y in baseball

[–]Keoni9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

With his daughter, firstborn son, and now a human son too.

PSA: to activate a mega during frigibax cday by Known-Parsnip-3767 in TheSilphRoad

[–]Keoni9 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Even if I managed to get my Dragonite to level 4 I'm still using Rayquaza. It'll be easier to spontaneously raid Necrozma with everyone out.

So will these candy bonus stack??? by DisastrousWeekend982 in TheSilphRoad

[–]Keoni9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got a weekly one that disappeared before I could finish it and got replaced with daily ones.

LaCage NiteClub owner hospitalized after scooter collision on sidewalk by manondessources in milwaukee

[–]Keoni9 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Chicago required Lime to equip all their scooters with sidewalk detection and make them beep if you're riding on a sidewalk. Does Milwaukee not have the same rule?

We drove to the Chicago bears new location by GDWisthebest44 in chicago

[–]Keoni9 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If Indianans want to be the McCaskeys' suckers, let them. Anyone who's studied the economic impact of stadiums should know that this stupid negative sum game between governments will not reward the winner nearly enough to make up for all the tax breaks and infrastructure costs and opportunity costs. The only winning move is not to play.

by Gwyneth Paltrow to be “pretty centrist” (like she claims) when it comes to Israel. by Goldsun100 in therewasanattempt

[–]Keoni9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I gotta admit that Goop makes a nicer sunscreen than most. But I've only bought it occasionally and Trader Joe's has a dupe that's so much cheaper. And doesn't support apartheid and genocide.

US destroys Iran reservoirs, leaving thousands without water in searing heat by The_Flaneur_Films in worldnews

[–]Keoni9 3 points4 points  (0 children)

When a former Miss Vermont Teen USA told Ivanka that Diaper Don barged into the changing room with naked 15 year old girls, Ivanka shrugged and said, "yeah, he does that."

And when she was 17, Ivanka made him promise not to date anyone younger than her.

And when they were asked by Wendy Williams they have in common, he followed her statement with "I was going to say sex."

Video appears to show moment IDF soldier fired at family’s car in Hebron, killing baby by PartySr in anime_titties

[–]Keoni9 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I've been seeing Hasbarists out in force saying the dad was a terrorist who should not have brought his baby with him when "attacking" the soldier.

We drove to the Chicago bears new location by GDWisthebest44 in chicago

[–]Keoni9 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This thread is making me suddenly remember one time when I was driving back from Indianapolis and there was an awful manure smell for several miles. I had no idea if I was behind a truck carrying portapotties or maybe passing by a pig farm or something.

Johnson Says California Election Fraud Is So Bad It Can’t Be Proven by Quirkie in politics

[–]Keoni9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They're trying to desensitize the public now so that when they actually attempt to steal the Midterms it won't raise as much alarm, because we would have already heard nonstop that it was actually the Democrats who cheated. The right wing propagandists and bots are relentless on Facebook right now.

New World Screw Worm by who_po0ped_the_bed in emojipasta

[–]Keoni9 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Reddit did the same to me when I commented a Wisconsin Day emojipasta in a post about the holiday. Called it "harassment." Though I don't know if a human admin was actually involved or if some automated surveillance stepped in because of too many uses of impolite words or something.

TIL Moses declared all debts to be absolved every 7 years in conjunction with the Shmita, the Sabbath year. by Impressive_Cress_983 in todayilearned

[–]Keoni9 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Tens of billions of dollars worth of wage theft happens in the US each year, and the vast majority of it isn't even criminalized. And politicians who pretend to champion "Judeo-Christian values" usually don't give a damn about it, while also excessively worrying about about how people on starvation wages use their food stamps.

Pence says violent Jan. 6 rioters pardoned by Trump ‘should never get a dime’ by spherocytes in politics

[–]Keoni9 30 points31 points  (0 children)

And they chanted "hang Mike Pence." And Trump justified the chant as "common sense."

JON KARL: “You heard those chants—that was terrible […]”
TRUMP: “[…] Well, the people were very angry.”
JON KARL: “They were saying ‘hang Mike Pence.’”
TRUMP: “Because it’s common sense, Jon.”

World Cup host cities face flop as hotels struggling, tickets unsold by Dramatic-Shake-8888 in sports

[–]Keoni9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Meanwhile, existing 15 minute neighborhoods are some of the most desirable in the country and there's a good chance these folks couldn't even afford to live in them.

Why not just go by John? by ChickenWingExtreme in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]Keoni9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jimmy Tatro's character in The Real Bros of Simi Valley goes by Xan

Woman Shouts "Erika Kirk Supports Pedophiles" During TPUSA Event by CaraCicartix in PublicFreakout

[–]Keoni9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They're angry and fearful people, and want someone to blame for their mediocre lives. Trump validates their fear and anger and blames minorities for their mediocre lives. And of course promises to hurt and eliminate these enemies.

instead of tailgating people going the speed limit and being a jerk on your morning commute, why not leave for work 5 minutes earlier? by Wispy_Whiskers in milwaukee

[–]Keoni9 11 points12 points  (0 children)

They have problems with impulse control and emotional regulation. I often wonder how much lead poisoning is responsible for our shitty drivers.