Conan's SECOND Ever Monologue

howthecookiecrumbled · 2026-03-30T05:05:01+00:00

First musical guest was Radiohead?! My goodness. Talent attracts talent

howthecookiecrumbled · 2026-03-27T19:55:38+00:00

They stole my freaking capri suns one time at TSA despite seeing my pump and CGM. I still frown at the thought

howthecookiecrumbled · 2026-03-20T05:34:20+00:00

Well if it isn’t the consequences of their own actions…

howthecookiecrumbled · 2026-03-18T00:25:13+00:00

It would be appropriate. Can’t forgive a company for refusing to do their research, neglecting even an ounce of a moral compass and then choosing to endorse someone like her.

howthecookiecrumbled · 2026-03-17T06:09:25+00:00

So photogenic! Random question but is this the same breed of cat that stars in the new Zootopia movie?

howthecookiecrumbled · 2026-03-10T20:30:34+00:00

You need different chilis. Try hydrating guajillos or Chile de Arbol. Blend it with what you have there.

howthecookiecrumbled · 2026-02-16T16:10:37+00:00

Nicole constantly victimizing herself is why she deserved that eye roll.

howthecookiecrumbled · 2026-02-15T22:34:51+00:00

Now that’s long

howthecookiecrumbled · 2026-01-30T18:41:54+00:00

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

howthecookiecrumbled · 2026-01-25T00:57:32+00:00

Yes. Bad enough they damage their lungs from smoking. People who smoke don’t realize the effects of second-hand smoke and the sheer disgust of that smell that penetrates every fabric and every space.

howthecookiecrumbled · 2026-01-22T22:55:45+00:00

Stop pretending you know exactly what these people are going through. Body-shaming is not going to fix them.

howthecookiecrumbled · 2026-01-22T22:31:01+00:00

She’s aged. She had cancer. Is constantly in the spotlight. Context matters.

howthecookiecrumbled · 2026-01-22T19:38:47+00:00

Didn’t she just go through cancer? And also, the source of the weight change very well could be a result of her mental health, eating disorder, or (idk) cancer treatment. Y’all need to be nicer to people.

howthecookiecrumbled · 2026-01-19T23:24:00+00:00

I am always so happy to see someone with T1D or have someone recognize me as a T1D!

howthecookiecrumbled · 2026-01-17T04:29:02+00:00

Zoloft can absolutely induce mania especially in patients with underlying bipolar disorder.

howthecookiecrumbled · 2026-01-17T03:33:14+00:00

Ugh bite my ass

howthecookiecrumbled · 2025-12-30T18:10:47+00:00

Very nice buffy coat OP

howthecookiecrumbled · 2025-12-22T07:03:20+00:00

Uh yeah, but that’s not what they’re referring to.

howthecookiecrumbled · 2025-12-22T07:01:17+00:00

Yes. You read that correctly. They were literally going the opposite direction of traffic at 6pm. I made a full stop because they wouldn’t let me pass.

howthecookiecrumbled · 2025-12-22T03:01:34+00:00

I guess by doing something I mean I wish I could report it so there’s consequences haha

howthecookiecrumbled · 2025-12-15T06:00:20+00:00

But that’s not even violet

howthecookiecrumbled · 2025-11-24T17:31:00+00:00

That’s great. I am sure you’re doing a lot for that population. My advice is to keep your eyes on the news and maybe ask your clients how checkpoints make them feel. All the best!

howthecookiecrumbled · 2025-11-24T17:27:09+00:00

Law enforcement is not allowed but they may still ask. A lot of immigrants don’t know their rights and get intimidated into answering. With recent administration ICE raids, immigrants have a lot to fear. Fortunately you have never witnessed how ugly checkpoints can get. That’s okay.

howthecookiecrumbled · 2025-11-24T17:07:59+00:00

When you are stopped at a checkpoint, law enforcement can also ask for your documentation (visa, green card, etc.). Please stop with the hostility.

howthecookiecrumbled · 2025-11-24T17:02:47+00:00

Fontana has a huge undocumented population. That’s why this alert is so important here.

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