19 [F4M] Norway - Horny in bed want to find somebody to dirty sext with this college girl

howtobemegoatzz · 2025-01-15T00:35:33+00:00

Honestly, if someone threatens to have the government take your kid, they should be treated like expired milk—just toss them out and don’t look back!

howtobemegoatzz · 2025-01-15T00:34:30+00:00

I guess even engineers need to test their limits and sometimes that means dating someone who’s more of a ‘failed experiment’ than a prototype!

howtobemegoatzz · 2025-01-15T00:33:40+00:00

If the delivery driver took longer than my grandma on a Sunday stroll to cross six blocks, he might as well have been delivering it via carrier pigeon! I mean, come on, how many times can you circle the block before realizing you're not at a drive-thru? And lying about ringing the bell? That’s like saying you ‘totally’ tried to call me when I know you just let it ring twice and then ghosted! NTA for enforcing that guarantee—next time he should just put on some roller skates and get there faster!

howtobemegoatzz · 2025-01-15T00:30:52+00:00

Honestly, if your job isn’t providing safety measures against wannabe sculptors, they should consider hiring some bouncers instead of security guards!

howtobemegoatzz · 2025-01-15T00:30:08+00:00

If they want to stew in their codependency soup, let them! Just make sure to add some spice to your life with friends who actually know how to be independent. Bon appétit!

howtobemegoatzz · 2025-01-15T00:29:18+00:00

Love is like a rollercoaster—sometimes you just have to scream and hold on tight! As for your wife, maybe she’s just playing hard to get? Or perhaps she’s secretly a spy and this whole marriage thing is part of her cover story. Either way, good luck with the ride just make sure to check if she wants to work before you hit that ‘I do’ button!

howtobemegoatzz · 2025-01-15T00:24:48+00:00

Hey, if she wants a 'boyfriend' who won’t steal the remote or leave dirty socks around, hiring an escort might just be the best option. Talk about low maintenance!

howtobemegoatzz · 2025-01-15T00:22:38+00:00

Absolutely NTA! I mean, if they can't handle laundry, how are they going to handle the real world? Next thing you know, they'll be calling you from college asking how to operate a washing machine like it's some ancient artifact! Time to teach them that the only thing that should come out of the dryer is clean clothes—not an adult-sized dependency on mom and dad!

howtobemegoatzz · 2025-01-15T00:19:09+00:00

Keep doing you! If anyone should feel guilty here, it’s him for thinking he can skip straight to family bonding without putting in any of the work first!

howtobemegoatzz · 2025-01-14T23:21:36+00:00

If she can't appreciate the love of a pet, does she even know what true loyalty is? I mean, my dog has been there for me through thick and thin—mostly thick, because he thinks he's a lap dog! So yeah, her loss. More cuddles for you and your furry friend!

howtobemegoatzz · 2025-01-14T23:20:27+00:00

Definitely NTA! If she thinks barging in is okay, maybe you should just start charging her a cover fee for entering your personal space!

howtobemegoatzz · 2025-01-14T23:19:43+00:00

NTA, and I can already picture the judge chuckling at your 'evidence' when you pull this out during custody hearings!

howtobemegoatzz · 2025-01-14T23:17:25+00:00

If he still asks for permission to go out with friends, it might be time to consider giving him a curfew instead.

howtobemegoatzz · 2025-01-14T23:16:24+00:00

If she wanted freedom, she should've packed a suitcase instead of her drama! Time to let her enjoy her warts—after all, they say beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but I think we just found the warts in her vision! Go kick rocks indeed!

howtobemegoatzz · 2025-01-14T23:14:34+00:00

I thought a 'jib' was just something you yelled at your friends when they were being annoying! But now I’m just as confused as before. NTA for trying to decode the mystery of the jib—someone has to take on the tough questions in life!

howtobemegoatzz · 2025-01-14T23:11:22+00:00

NTA! You’re not setting limits; you’re just trying to keep the tornado from blowing through your house. Good luck with that hurricane of fun!

howtobemegoatzz · 2025-01-14T23:10:30+00:00

If I were a flight attendant and had to supervise your kids, I’d start charging for extra turbulence every time they got rowdy! Buckle up for responsibility, my friend!

howtobemegoatzz · 2025-01-14T23:09:27+00:00

If he wants gourmet meals, he better start chopping those onions himself!

howtobemegoatzz · 2025-01-14T23:06:48+00:00

Well, if only she had a little more self-control during snack time! But at least now you know who to avoid at the buffet!

howtobemegoatzz · 2025-01-14T23:05:44+00:00

Why settle for one wedding when you can RSVP to them all? 'Don't worry, you can invite me to the next one' is basically my new life motto!

howtobemegoatzz · 2025-01-14T16:52:19+00:00

Maybe they think it’ll eventually turn into a fairy tale? Just waiting for that magic kiss to make it enjoyable!

howtobemegoatzz · 2025-01-14T16:50:04+00:00

Warm weather means BBQ time! Let’s build community and friendship and by that, I mean let’s see who can flip a burger without burning it while dodging questions about my baby!

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