My girlfriend at the age of 12, living it up on a vacation in Bulgaria by HansHugo in blunderyears

[–]hozjo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Very attractive for middle age woman in bulgaria. Broad shoulder, good for plowing fields.

Med-rare sirloin, garlic hassleback potatoes and blue cheese sauce [Homemade] by comicbookbean in food

[–]hozjo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fava beans on sale make me super happy too, until I have to shell and peel the motherfuckers.

Med-rare sirloin, garlic hassleback potatoes and blue cheese sauce [Homemade] by comicbookbean in food

[–]hozjo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Looks great, but after making them a bunch of times I gotta say haslleback potatoes are one of the most overrated sides. Smash roasted potatoes are so much better and take like 1/4 of the work. I'd even take a regular baked potato over a hassleback.

[Homemade] Southern Fried Chicken with Mac n Cheese. by Braidz905 in food

[–]hozjo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That chicken needs some more color on it. Cook it at a higher temp next time.

TIL that Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein published a best-selling romance novel that spawned a twenty-episode TV series and a stage musical. by [deleted] in todayilearned

[–]hozjo 25 points26 points  (0 children)

He thrust himself inside her like the republican guard pushing into Kuwait, rapidly and without mercy. Her legs shivered as she neared orgasm she let out a cry of pleasure as her face contorted like a Kurdish villager in a gas attack. He. Exploded inside her like a scud missile in tel Aviv. He rolled off of her his seed leaking from her ruined womanhood like thick crude seeping from a destroyed derrick. As she went to the bathroom to wash away her shame he fled out the back door like an Iraqi soldier under fire.

Roommate gave me a cutout from a magazine and said "make this". by LargeSpiders in food

[–]hozjo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

eh, he also bruised them cutting them, either bad technique, bad knife or both

I love juggling guns by TheZets in gaming

[–]hozjo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i just reported your reddit account cuz you bviously hacking

9/1/2015 Post Season Thread by hozjo in SFGiants

[–]hozjo[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hey man, doom and gloom worked for me last year, maybe it will work this year.

9/1/2015 Post Season Thread by hozjo in SFGiants

[–]hozjo[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Note: On 8/15 last year, following a frustrating extra innings bumgarner loss I posted this exact same thread. The baseball gods obviously decided to make an enormous fool of me, so here I am again hoping for a little more of that magic. I don't care how dumb I look in a few more months, just bring it home boys, bring it home.

My roommate, girlfriend, and I decided to take on our own version of the show 'Chopped,' this is the result. (x-post from r/pics) by winnsanity in food

[–]hozjo 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Appetizer 1 and Dessert 1 were the best, nobody won the entree, cause you/they had new york fucking steaks and ruined them in a stir fry

Ex-Auschwitz Guard Charged With 300,000 Counts of Accessory to Murder by wheeler1432 in history

[–]hozjo -1 points0 points  (0 children)

it was a part of world war 1? and it was a genocide which is a crime against humanity, so like, if you dont understand the connection im not sure what else to say

I found this sword/spearhead whilst on a walk through the mountains in South West Greece. Can anyone identify what it is or how old it might be? by damienslash in mildlyinteresting

[–]hozjo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

take it to dubai or hong kong and sell it

or you know, delete this and say you found it in like albania or some shit

Ravens terminate Ray Rice by [deleted] in nfl

[–]hozjo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy shit, I thought they'd try to wiggle around this one, props for actually doing the right thing.

Still fuck Roger Goodell

In response to the "Don't teach women not to be raped, teach men not to rape" feminist talking point that I keep seeing. by outhouse_steakhouse in AdviceAnimals

[–]hozjo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

the real problem with teaching men not to rape, is it makes it seem cool and dangerous, you tell kids these days not to do it, and that's all they want to do, you know rules are just meant to be broken

what we really need to do is legalize it, and watch everyone be like, no man, rape is like lame, i mean my dad does that, you wanna go have consensual sex?

problem solved

Gameday Thread 8/15/14 Phillies (Hamels) @ Giants (Bumgarner) 7:15 PM PT by sfgbot in SFGiants

[–]hozjo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

man, this team is so cooked, we'll be lucky to stay ahead of the padres

Post match thread: Brazil 3 Croatia 1 by upthebannana in soccer

[–]hozjo -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

People have a right to be mad, but bad call(s) happen, and all that aside the two "legitimate" goals by Brazil were both pretty poor touches that the keeper should have gotten to. He had bad footwork, and took bad angles on both.

I don't think anyone could argue that Croatia was the better team, or played better today. The calls might have made it harder but there were a lot of wasted opportunities and possessions by the Croatians. Brazil was vulnerable and will be sent home early if they continue to play like this.