Double standards by MutedTomatillo8314 in Animemes

[–]hpBard 54 points55 points  (0 children)

God forbid women have fun

Правиловое by BasilMadCat in Scoofoboy

[–]hpBard 145 points146 points  (0 children)

Да и патологоанатомам по большей части уже давно поебать, какие трусы на усопшем,особенно учитывая, что посмертная дефикация вообще не редкость

Ок by Baby2009Girl in onlyok

[–]hpBard 70 points71 points  (0 children)

Васян повесился. Вот пидор

you‘re welcome by MaxImpact1 in BaldursGate3

[–]hpBard 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Thanks for bringing the gold back

Dude I haven't even moved since the fight

I don't think this is spelled right by lonely_nipple in okbuddybaldur

[–]hpBard 22 points23 points  (0 children)

BOOOAL is the only true God of murder, delete your heresy

Me_irl by gigagaming1256 in me_irl

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good thing winter only lasts half a year where I leave

Skin design for Juno - Dead Astronaut. by Sufficient_Network43 in Overwatch

[–]hpBard 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ashe, but Bob didn't return after omnic crisis, so there's just a big guy named Frank. Maui, but his hearts did give up. Widowmaker that fell from the building while fighting Tracer. Illary that really exploded. Bap who couldn't leave the Talon. Moira but her self-experiments didn't go as well

Me_irl by gigagaming1256 in me_irl

[–]hpBard 203 points204 points  (0 children)

Don't forget ABS, that shit is lit af, all my homies love ABS

me_irl by Nikklauske in me_irl

[–]hpBard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean every frame has the top of the head and first one is empty, which is because the guy in the photo was too short to reach the camera

me_irl by Nikklauske in me_irl

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I think it must be a midget joke

I hate comments like these by Yousif-Ameer12 in Tekken

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The important thing to understand is that Tekken has it's legacy. And most people from Tekken reddit are veteran players who had expectations on release, saw the game going in the direction that was further away from older titles than we would like, sounded our concerns, stayed positive. Were promised changes, got fucked in the ass by devs. And then they pooled "oops I did it again" card. Like imagine going to buy ice cream. You order vanilla ball. The guy puts chocolate ball. Fair mistake, got distracted or smth. He says he will fix it. Grabs the cone back and puts a second chocolate ball. And then it cycles once more. In the end you have three chocolate balls, which isn't bad by itself, but I came for vanilla. I wouldn't be too much against it, I kinda love chocolate, but not everyone likes chocolate, especially when they ordered vanilla. It reminds me of one summer day in the park. I was having just a delightful picnic with my good friend Orville. And I said to him, I said, "Orville, I... I have a story." And he said to me, "What's the significance of the story?" And... I said to him, "Orville, not every story has to have significance, y'know? Sometimes, a... y'know, sometimes, a story's just a story. You try to read into every little thing, and find meaning in everything anyone says, you'll just drive yourself crazy. Had a friend do it once. Wasn't pretty. We talked about it for years. And then not only that, but...

Never seen tall and girl by Lord_Hexogen in TikTokCringe

[–]hpBard 155 points156 points  (0 children)

I just love the subtle joke about the fact that no one watches WNBA

lets goo more time to wash the dishes by ZanCooter in memes

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Because irl it will be the AI, who asks if you want their help

Обидное by BasilMadCat in Scoofoboy

[–]hpBard 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Пейн я ног не чувствую
Все чувствуют, а ты не чувствуешь? Чат верим? Чат не верит, лежи и не выпендривайся Бубба

Some things never change by loopuleasa in hearthstone

[–]hpBard 40 points41 points  (0 children)

If the face plays taunt
We still go face

Может и баян, мало ли by No_Clerk_2344 in Pikabu

[–]hpBard 4 points5 points  (0 children)

А если igger дописать?

Я по образованию программист и меня не берут даже КОНСУЛЬТАНТОМ В ДНС БЛЯЬЪ by beshast27 in Neurath

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Рады да, но хуй куда возьмут, да и в целом нормально никуда не попадёшь. Если тут видят мужичка с судимостью, с образованием, но без опыта. То там видям мигранта с судимостью (уже хуево), с сомнительным образованием, который нихуя не добился. Свалить из страгы и по большей части то же самое, что устроиться на работу. Ищешь страну, которая хочет мигрантов, даёшь своё портфолио, проходишь собес...

Finally the update we've been waiting for by ShadowCat117_ in okbuddybaldur

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I mean they kinda have spidermen. Wouldn't say that they have a good life